Emergency Bra: Unsnap, separate cups, inhale...

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Emergency Bra: Unsnap, separate cups, inhale... | Health Tech - CNET News

Remember that bra we wrote about last year that lifted more than just our spirits when it won the 2009 Ig Nobel Public Health Prize?

(Credit: Ebbra.com)
Well, creator Dr. Elena Bodnar--whose inspiration comes in part from having witnessed as a young physician the devastating effects of the Chernobyl nuclear plant disaster in 1986--is introducing the now commercially available Emergency Bra at the MIT Museum in Cambridge, Mass., on September 28. She hopes we can all "get a feel of [sic] the product," as she has grown fond of saying.
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[Your Star]

So do guys get a separate cod piece :lol:

 

[VanceMack]

So do guys get a separate cod piece :lol:

Most women come equipped with an extra!!! Share already!

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

How stupid.

 

[spud_meister]

How stupid.

Are you kidding? This is brilliant, never has it been easier to get a woman to take her bra off, just eat some curried egg beforehand. :mrgreen:

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Are you kidding? This is brilliant, never has it been easier to get a woman to take her bra off, just eat some curried egg beforehand. :mrgreen:

Oh come now. With your charm and wit, surely women are just flinging their bras in your general direction?

 

[spud_meister]

Oh come now. With your charm and wit, surely women are just flinging their bras in your general direction?

Of course, I was just thinking of those less fortunate than me. :lol:

 

[spud_meister]

Just thinkin' what would happen if they were a DD or an E, they'd have enough room in there for a small chihuahua.

 

[Wiseone]

I can't believe it takes the threat of a NBC attack to make me realize i need to start hanging around bigger breasted women more

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Just thinkin' what would happen if they were a DD or an E, they'd have enough room in there for a small chihuahua.

I'm going to test this theory. :lol:

 

[spud_meister]

I'm going to test this theory. :lol:

We'll need pics.

 

[bowerbird]

Just thinkin' what would happen if they were a DD or an E, they'd have enough room in there for a small chihuahua.

Speaking as someone currently trussed into what can only be described as an over shoulder boulder holder - I would estimate at least a medium sized poodle

 

[bowerbird]

We'll need pics.

 

[spud_meister]

Speaking as someone currently trussed into what can only be described as an over shoulder boulder holder - I would estimate at least a medium sized poodle

:rofl I haven't heard that expression in ages.

 

[spud_meister]

That's a very very cute...kitty.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

 

[Slartibartfast]

I hear they tried emergency panties, but the scientists kept pulling the fire alarm.

 

[Deuce]

Before I trust my life to this product, I'll have to get a female friend to help me test it. Repeatedly.

 

[The Giant Noodle]

Thats one of the best photos Ive ever seen. Its sexy AND cute :shock:

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Before I trust my life to this product, I'll have to get a female friend to help me test it. Repeatedly.

What size bra do you wear? :lol:

 

[EnigmaO01]

Are you kidding? This is brilliant, never has it been easier to get a woman to take her bra off, just eat some curried egg beforehand. :mrgreen:

I prefer to train a dog to run off with tops when chicks are bathing on the beach with them untied laying on the bellies. :mrgreen:

 

[OscarB63]

I just have one question about this "device": What happens if the chick is a member of the itty bitty titty committee and the cups are too small to cover your face? Does she wear a bra that is too big and then "stuff it"??

 

[EnigmaO01]

I just have one question about this "device": What happens if the chick is a member of the itty bitty titty committee and the cups are too small to cover your face? Does she wear a bra that is too big and then "stuff it"??

No worries.
Chicks with itty bitty mams wear tops a little bigger than necessary. If they custom fit them people would be laughing at them!

That said some of the sexiest women I have ever known were not big in the boob department.

 

[Deuce]

Because every thread must somehow be about Obama, I demand to know why Obama has not yet appointed a "Boob Czar."

 

[spud_meister]

Because every thread must somehow be about Obama, I demand to know why Obama has not yet appointed a "Boob Czar."

He has, but I've been doing our of internet research before I get to the actual job.