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Emergency Bra: Unsnap, separate cups, inhale...

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Emergency Bra: Unsnap, separate cups, inhale... | Health Tech - CNET News

Remember that bra we wrote about last year that lifted more than just our spirits when it won the 2009 Ig Nobel Public Health Prize?
(Credit: Ebbra.com)
Well, creator Dr. Elena Bodnar--whose inspiration comes in part from having witnessed as a young physician the devastating effects of the Chernobyl nuclear plant disaster in 1986--is introducing the now commercially available Emergency Bra at the MIT Museum in Cambridge, Mass., on September 28. She hopes we can all "get a feel of [sic] the product," as she has grown fond of saying.
 

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So do guys get a separate cod piece :lol:
 

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How stupid.
 

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Are you kidding? This is brilliant, never has it been easier to get a woman to take her bra off, just eat some curried egg beforehand. :mrgreen:
Oh come now. With your charm and wit, surely women are just flinging their bras in your general direction? ;) :D
 

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Just thinkin' what would happen if they were a DD or an E, they'd have enough room in there for a small chihuahua.
 

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I can't believe it takes the threat of a NBC attack to make me realize i need to start hanging around bigger breasted women more
 

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Just thinkin' what would happen if they were a DD or an E, they'd have enough room in there for a small chihuahua.
I'm going to test this theory. :lol:
 

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Just thinkin' what would happen if they were a DD or an E, they'd have enough room in there for a small chihuahua.
Speaking as someone currently trussed into what can only be described as an over shoulder boulder holder - I would estimate at least a medium sized poodle
 

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Speaking as someone currently trussed into what can only be described as an over shoulder boulder holder - I would estimate at least a medium sized poodle
:rofl I haven't heard that expression in ages.
 

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I hear they tried emergency panties, but the scientists kept pulling the fire alarm.
 

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Before I trust my life to this product, I'll have to get a female friend to help me test it. Repeatedly.
 

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Before I trust my life to this product, I'll have to get a female friend to help me test it. Repeatedly.
What size bra do you wear? :lol:
 

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Are you kidding? This is brilliant, never has it been easier to get a woman to take her bra off, just eat some curried egg beforehand. :mrgreen:
I prefer to train a dog to run off with tops when chicks are bathing on the beach with them untied laying on the bellies. :mrgreen:
 

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I just have one question about this "device": What happens if the chick is a member of the itty bitty titty committee and the cups are too small to cover your face? Does she wear a bra that is too big and then "stuff it"??
 

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I just have one question about this "device": What happens if the chick is a member of the itty bitty titty committee and the cups are too small to cover your face? Does she wear a bra that is too big and then "stuff it"??

No worries.
Chicks with itty bitty mams wear tops a little bigger than necessary. If they custom fit them people would be laughing at them!

That said some of the sexiest women I have ever known were not big in the boob department. ;)
 

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Because every thread must somehow be about Obama, I demand to know why Obama has not yet appointed a "Boob Czar."
 

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Because every thread must somehow be about Obama, I demand to know why Obama has not yet appointed a "Boob Czar."
He has, but I've been doing our of internet research before I get to the actual job.
 
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