Does torture work?

[teacher]

Class time.

I may be a tad esoteric at times, but if the point goes over someones head, that doesn't mean I did not make the point, perhaps with humor, perhaps in the view of some, not.

You see, it's called intelligence, word play, entertainment, wit, prose, sarcasm, analogies, double entendres, metaphors, logic.

It's not my fault if someone can't get beyond this or that and see the whole picture. It's theirs.

Lemme walk you through it...

Begin.

Of which most of the rest of the reasonable world, including those in the GOP who disagree with him, would call torture.

Pretty much the way I see it, Caine is calling the rest of the world "reasonable" which assumes the US is "unreasonable".

I beg to differ. Now I could come back with "nuh-uh" or "is not" or something equally eloquent, or maybe even take it to the next level of debate and go all high brow with a statement like...

Of which most of the rest of the unreasonable world, including those in the Democratic party who agree with him, would call getting the job done.

Which would a simple statement of opinion, unbacked up, on par with, "I know you are but what am I?"

Notice I haven't even got to the part where Caine says the rest of the GOP does not agree with coW.boy? So now he's telling me what MY camp thinks?

But you see, folks expect some logical content and maybe some smack from me. It's how I work. Believe me, when I bring it weak like that, I hear about it. Rightly so.

So I reply to the "reasonable" bit...

Ladies, Gentlemen and Billo.

A short list of some nations that Caine {that's you sport} deems "reasonable".

France-Where mimes walk free.
Saudia Arabia-Where groups of men walk about and publically beat women with sticks.
Poland-Where fire hydrants are little Billo statutes. (It's a dog thing).
Korea-Screw hungry babies, let's build missiles.
Egypt-They look at pyramids all day and still can't figure out how to build them.
France-(See any number of Top Ten's)
IhateBushavania-For letting Caines parents breed.

Let's break this down...

"Ladies, Gentlemen and Billo."

Ah Billo jokes, can never go wrong there. Little humor in the post. I'll get back to Billo.

"France-Where mimes walk free."

Now I could have pointed out things about France like them supporting Iraq for the money Iraq paid them. The more asute and knowledgable among us gets this. I bring up France, pointing out a so-called "reasonable" country, only in a subtle humorus (I hope) way. Hey, if this goes over your head. Too friggin bad. Post up, I'll explain it...like now.

"Saudia Arabia-Where groups of men walk about and publically beat women with sticks."

Truth. Nothing funny or subtle here. Is this one of the so-called "reasonable" countries?

"Poland-Where fire hydrants are little Billo statutes. (It's a dog thing)."

Stereotyping Polland? Damn right. But see, I have a pattern of doing such. Folks know this. The more astute among us see this. Heck, I've even given France credit where it is due before. Now, if you wanna start trying to reel in my humor, all the thngs that so many here know for sure is shtick, go ahead, try and make this place more boring if that's possible.

Billo. Pure joke. At Billo's expence. Against the rules? Let's examine this.

1. Quite possibly the only person that enjoys Billo jokes more than me is Billo. If you make this a problem, I'll ask Bilo to make a public anouncement that I can say ANY DAMN THING I WANT TO AT ANYTIME AND HE IS COOL WITH IT. Then we'll go from there.
B. Should there be success with such nonsence...more on that in a bit.
III. For sure as some see it I get away with murder. But that's because peole know me. If I say you are stuck in a corner looking for a curve it's just a tad different than if Red Dave said it. From him it's an insult, from me it's a joke. Navy put a wink after his joke. I don't have to do that. Most know I'm ALWAYS winking. Of course this assumes I'm dealing with adults.

"Korea-Screw hungry babies, let's build missiles."

Truth, and hardcore (www.________politics.com) truth at that. Just pointing it out my way. "Reasonable" country?

"Egypt-They look at pyramids all day and still can't figure out how to build them."

Another so-called "reasonable" country? Infer here a little about thier human rights record. And in the same breath I draw attention to my pyramid theory. Self promotion and agrandizement. Working on several different levels here. See?

"France-(See any number of Top Ten's)"

France (being France) as you know (see the above people know about me rant) will always get more teacher love than the rest. AND, shameless self promotion and agrandizement. Several levels? (Levels and rollers and blocks, oh my). Eh? That's called using a point to point out the very point I'm trying to point out. (With some bonus word play, you're welcome).

"IhateBushavania-For letting Caines parents breed."

 

[teacher]

Class.

Now, a good mod who truely thought it was getting out of hand would have stuck with pointing this one sentence out. Disreaguarding all the past history and stuff out. You could have done that Stace. Maybe even have made a point. If you really feel this was the case you should have done that. Not...

Regardless, you and Caine need to knock it off and keep it on topic.

So have I made my point that intitially I was on topic? Am I done yet? Nah. This next one is swell.

Your wrong.....

In fact... your more than wrong... you are retarded.

Like Billo, the only person who enjoys a teacher insult better than the insulter is teacher. In fact, I was glad to see Caine get back in the ring after that TOTAL "Every gay man is called Steve" whupping I gave him a while back. He even went through the trouble to get creative and WAY funny with the soup image. This one you should have let run Stace. I was gonna commend him on his comeback and humor. Not that I truely believed it was in good fun, just that I'M a man. I, like Billo, have never and never will report a post.

Or was he creative and WAY funny?

Personally, I believe teacher's post already was against the rules, but instead of reporting it I just decided to fight back in the same manner. With personal attacks and BS.
Now if you excuse me I have better things to talk about.

See bro, I'm WAY good at this, I knew the deal, but never would I point that out. But then, boy genius, you have to go and tell on YOURSELF...

Personally, I believe teacher's post already was against the rules, but instead of reporting it I just decided to fight back in the same manner. With personal attacks and BS.
Now if you excuse me I have better things to talk about.

See, now maybe if you hadn't of done that, this chick Stace (I should introduce you two) wouldn't have had her hand forced. BY YOU. Attaboy. Way to use that coconut. {Yes you}.

Now let's back up. I make up a nation you weren't born in Caine, and throw a joke in. I can claim joke. You call me a retard directly. With an creative image. You COULD have claimed joke. UNTIL YOU TOLD ON YOURSELF. Bright.

Ahhh. Done. Right?

Let's clear this up and bring it home.

See, while all this is going on...infer here and think some folks.

Caine is one of my close personal friends and I want to score points on this one.

Obviously, Caine hates me like poison. What with the "Steve" whupping and all.

So I up the ante...with nothing that is admissable in a court of law. Until now. A gift you all.

Line...

But wait...

Well when I make a post like that I get zapped from the thread or get a warning........How do you get away with it?

Navy, rocket scientist he is (see?) kinda help blow the fun. Well, I gotta jump on that...

For one, I'm no little whining bitch who goes and tells mom when I get called names. So now someone else has to be offended FOR me.

And...

In gerenral the right (you) doesn't go cry when the left throws rocks. They suck it up.

In general the left (champs) runs wailing and gnashing their teeth (report bad post, report bad post) when the right (you) pokes them with sticks.

teacher...remember?

Now, with the afore mentioned rant on known MO's in mind, and EVERYONE should know by now I give it to left and right alike (leaving one wide open there for you guys, see?) that was uncalled for Stace. But...

I beg to differ....but then again, I see the reported posts and who reports them. :mrgreen:

With a Mr. Green. I Shirley hope you are not teacher baiting. He's much too wise for that. Or are you having fun too? Getting into the game?

Listen folks, I've was banned twice before I wised up to the game. Then I started in on the game large. Now look at me. I'm what you ain't. The Warden.

Long time I've been trying to get some of you all away from...

Some: "Bush lied".

Some all: "Nuh-uh".

How friggin pedestrian is that? What a riveting debate that is. Oh, I can't wait to get on line and give my two cents...

The rest: "Did to".

Now, class, someone wake Billo up and take him for a walk, he's getting that "I'm soaking my hand in lukewarm water again" look, the rest of you...

A lot of you have buku talent. But you're timid. Try sumpin, get out of that friggin box. I, for one, will back you and smack the naysayers. I call on the rest of you to do the same. How many of you poopoo my creativity? How's that workingout for you? Who's getting read, me or you? Learn how to save a Bush picture to paint, and instead of you saying Bush did this or that, go to paint and MAKE him say it. Load Hillary to paint and substitute piano legs for her ankles, THEN go on your political rant about her. You will get WAY more people pay attention if you do so. I do. My views are HUGE. I want that kind of stuff everywhere. If many brought it large often this place wold be far and above the number 1 political forum. You don't want that? We have a good start here. And you know what? It's gonna be anyway. When I'm done with tis pyramid thing, HWSOH's server will crash. What I'm bringing here now was a test. Now, you wanna be sitting there with your thumb up your azz, trying to color within the lines, going "der" when this place starts rocking big? You got a little time yet. Take advantage of it. I want you all to succeed. This I swear on my son's grave.

Bring it home and bring it large.

///Warden's disclaimer.

This post, while intending to look like such, was in no way a dig on Stace.

The rest of you suck. ///

Ah, the reviews are in...

Forum Journal: "teacher does it again."
Billo's mom: "But he's a nice boy."
Entertainment weekly: "If only we had that kind of talent."
www.hardcorepolitics.com: "We gonna steal him."
Caine's coloring book review: "Der."

One more thing. Succeed in sensoring me and all you will acomplish is changing this...

IhateBushavania-For letting Caines parents breed.

to this...

http://www.debatepolitics.com/394335-post507.html

The moral?

Smoking is bad for your health.

Be thankful I kept this brief. I could have went on for much longer.

 

[ProudAmerican]

Re: Doest torture work?

:lol: well said :lol:

I didnt say correctly so. IMO anyone that thinks America is the terrorist is a........

hey caine, post that pick again for me will ya. the one with the alphabet soup.

 

[LeftyHenry]

but, dont you think much of the world ALREADY perceives us as the terrorist threat?

hell, much of our own COUNTRY already perceives us as the terrorist threat.

I didnt say correctly so. IMO anyone that thinks America is the terrorist is a........

hey caine, post that pick again for me will ya. the one with the alphabet soup.

umkay so basically what your getting at is that 'much' of this country and everyone else in the world are stupid frenchie retards?

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by teacher:
Billo's mom: "But he's a nice boy."

I don't think my mother would be saying that. Let me give you a little insight on good ole mom. She's great, like all moms are. Always there for me. But there is wierd communication we have sometimes. I gave her $700 one time. More than what I owed her. But do you know what she said when I gave her the money? "Thank you", no. She said, "You said you were going to give me 8!"

Go figure.

Only thing I know is, she's the best mom for me.

Oh, I never gave her the extra $100.

 

[teacher]

Re: Doest torture work?

hey caine, post that pick again for me will ya. the one with the alphabet soup.

Come on bro, one rant per week now.

That was classic rant. You might have missed something though.

Got rant?