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I am the only one in America who doesn't dedicate multiple hours to video games?
Frankly, I find no joy in playing video games. At all. Save for a few minutes of Gran Turismo on my roommates 360 every few weeks, I do not understand the appeal of mashing buttons and making cartoons on a screen do things, especially for hours on end. Furthermore, I can't see why anyone over the age of 16 would even want to play video games. It's seems so detached and isolated and just...lame. Then there's the cost. Do "gamers" not realize how bilked they're being? $60, $70, $80 for a video game? The consoles themselves are hundreds of dollars. The game developers must be just rolling in their piles of cash, laughing at the dudes who wait outside for days on end to fork over their money for a CD or two of interactive cartoons. Then there's the video game media! Imagine that, a whole media segment dedicated to video games. Magazines, TV channels, countless websites and blogs, now even a goddamn CONFERENCE! How could someone possible make a entire CONFERENCE out of video games?! "
"Uh, yeah, did you play the one where you run around an imaginary 2D planet and kill some monsters?"
"Uh, no, I played the one where you drive around an imaginary 2D city and shoot people."
"Oh yeah, I played that, I totally drove around and shot people. Then I ran around and killed monsters."
I know, some dweebs take this sh!t dangerously serious. I'm sure this will raise a few blood pressures and pop a few zits at the mere suggestion of such heresy, but someone has to say it.
Video games and the whole culture around it is lame. Plain and simple.
Flame on, nerds.
Frankly, I find no joy in playing video games. At all. Save for a few minutes of Gran Turismo on my roommates 360 every few weeks, I do not understand the appeal of mashing buttons and making cartoons on a screen do things, especially for hours on end. Furthermore, I can't see why anyone over the age of 16 would even want to play video games. It's seems so detached and isolated and just...lame. Then there's the cost. Do "gamers" not realize how bilked they're being? $60, $70, $80 for a video game? The consoles themselves are hundreds of dollars. The game developers must be just rolling in their piles of cash, laughing at the dudes who wait outside for days on end to fork over their money for a CD or two of interactive cartoons. Then there's the video game media! Imagine that, a whole media segment dedicated to video games. Magazines, TV channels, countless websites and blogs, now even a goddamn CONFERENCE! How could someone possible make a entire CONFERENCE out of video games?! "
"Uh, yeah, did you play the one where you run around an imaginary 2D planet and kill some monsters?"
"Uh, no, I played the one where you drive around an imaginary 2D city and shoot people."
"Oh yeah, I played that, I totally drove around and shot people. Then I ran around and killed monsters."
I know, some dweebs take this sh!t dangerously serious. I'm sure this will raise a few blood pressures and pop a few zits at the mere suggestion of such heresy, but someone has to say it.
Video games and the whole culture around it is lame. Plain and simple.
Flame on, nerds.