Your BDSM Reading List

[Pinkie]

[h=3]Your BDSM Reading List[/h]· My Experiences in the Scene by Eva A. Wannabe
· Polish Rope Bondage
· Lorena Bobbit's Guide to CBT
· Personal Limits by Dennis Rodman
· Bullwhip Mastery in 5 Minutes by Ima Dreamin
· Being Submissive by Bill Gates
· The SAM's Book of Manners
· Domming for Dummies
· Medical Play by Jack Kevorkian, M.D.
· Cooking with Scat
· People I Would Never Play With by Madonna
· My Life in Drag by Rev. Jerry Falwell
· Out of the Closet: The Politician's Guide to Public Perversion
· Brilliant Career Moves by Marv Albert
· Disney's Guide to Wholesome Family Perversions
· Erotic Strangulation by the Boston Strangler
· Fisting Safely by Captain Hook
· The Pervert's Guide to Right Wing Acceptance
· The Fine Art of Negotiation by Howie Dodat
· My Kinky Lovers by Van Ila
· Safe and Easy Knife Play by Vincent Van Gogh
· Safe, Sane and Consensual Kinks by Ted Bundy
· Inescapable Bondage by Harry Houdini
· Consensual Biting by Mike Tyson
· Acceptable Kinks by John Paul II
· Polyamorous Marriages by Mother Theresa
· You Too Can Be A Gorean Slave Girl by Hillary Clinton
· Corset Training - How to Get The Figure That Drives Men Wild by Roseanne Arnold Barr
· Dominance - Your Attitude is Everything by Steven Wright
· Consensual Non-consensuality by Monica Lewinsky

 

[the_recruit]

fisting safely by captian hook made me chuckle.


took me a minute to realize this was a joke list. at first i thought you were maybe just some sort of super bondage freak. but hey whatever shifts your gears...

 

[Pinkie]

fisting safely by captian hook made me chuckle.


took me a minute to realize this was a joke list. at first i thought you were maybe just some sort of super bondage freak. but hey whatever shifts your gears...

No, it's really just a joke.

*Whistles innocently*

 

[Kali]

Love It! Did you write that? If so? I want to see more of your writing skills:2razz:

BTW: my suggestion? Lick My Red Shoes by the Pope.. He does seem to enjoy fancy shoes

 

[SmokeAndMirrors]

The Process of Emasculation, by Condoleezza Rice.

 

[the_recruit]

No, it's really just a joke.

*Whistles innocently*

meh. as i said, whatever shifts your gears. kinky girls are more fun, imho.

 

[Pinkie]

Love It! Did you write that? If so? I want to see more of your writing skills:2razz:

BTW: my suggestion? Lick My Red Shoes by the Pope.. He does seem to enjoy fancy shoes

I did not write it, Kali, but I can send you some that I did. Or, lemme look them over. Mebbe I can post them in public.

I'm delighted you laughed.

 

[Pinkie]

meh. as i said, whatever shifts your gears. kinky girls are more fun, imho.

Everyone is a wee bit kinky, the_recruit. You put some effort in, you can be really out there.

Me, I'm getting too old for most of the really strange stuff -- and some of it is just too far out for me anyway.

 

[Enola]

Funny stuff!

Love confusious jokes too.

Books I remember when I was younger:

Antlers In The Treetops by Hoo Goosid De Moos
The Contaminated Geisha House by Hoo Flung Come
The Yellow River by I.P. Freely

 

[the_recruit]

Everyone is a wee bit kinky, the_recruit. You put some effort in, you can be really out there.

Me, I'm getting too old for most of the really strange stuff -- and some of it is just too far out for me anyway.

oh i'm plenty kinky. bondage isn't exactly my cup of tea, but i've messed around with some domination stuff with a couple of my ex's. i won't go so far as to say that plain old missionary position is boring, but i definitely like to spice things up. i t hink everybody does, as you say. i'm game to try most anything once. I'm a young male - i take it any way i can get it. :mrgreen:

 

[Enola]

I'm boring. Missionary style is just fine with me. Then again, I'm an old lady and had enough so I don't miss it much.:mrgreen: