Who does this stuff!!??

[lizzie]

Anyway, even if you don't smell like food men will still be attracted to you if you can create food smells....like cooking bacon. Hell, a woman could be standing there with curlers in her hair, that green goop all over her face and wearing her grandmother's tattered housecoat and she'd STILL be sexy as hell if she had the coffee pot going and some bacon in the frying pan.....

.....unless she just polished off the bottom of a carrot cake.

The story of my life..........always getting it wrong. :lamo

(but no, seriously, I have absolutely no desire to be sexy as hell, because of the smell of food, and because I cook. If that's what it's all about, then I missed the boat a long time ago, and I've had a good ride in spite of it) I was married for almost 30 years, but never completely domesticated.

 

[Josie]

On Monday I stopped for breakfast and when I went to pay I noticed that they had carrot cake in the cooler. Since the cook makes a killer carrot cake I figured I'd pick up a couple of slices for myself and my secretary. It's kind of a treat since neither of us really have cake on our diet but it was the end of a really busy stretch so I figured that the treat was well deserved.

Anyway, that day I ate my slice of cake and she didn't eat hers. That night one of my part timers came in and I told her that there was a slice of cake in the fridge. Now this woman is skinny as a rail and she could probably eat the whole cake without putting on an ounce. A little while later I saw her walking by with a plate and she thanked me for the cake so I figured it was a done deal.

Yesterday I noticed that the box from the cake was still in the fridge so I told my secretary that it looked like there was still some of the cake left. Apparently she feels diatetically superior to me and didn't eat the cake.

So where am I going with this......well, today I figured that I'd eat the damned cake if if the "diet queen" wasn't going to. I went back to the fridge, popped the box and sure as hell, there was half a slice left.......THE TOP HALF!!!

Who the hell eats just the bottom half of a slice of cake?

Haha. What a great story. The suspense built and a surprise ending!

 

[Lutherf]

Haha. What a great story. The suspense built and a surprise ending!

You've been grading papers, haven't you!?:lamo

 

[lifeisshort]

What kind of sick twisted mind eats the bottom half of a carrot cake? I just don't know what this world is coming to.:lol:

 

[Josie]

You've been grading papers, haven't you!?:lamo

My kids' stories don't have endings yet.

 

[lizzie]

What kind of sick twisted mind eats the bottom half of a carrot cake? I just don't know what this world is coming to.:lol:

My sick, twisted mind. I like the cake. The frosting is too heavy and dense with sugar and fat, and the cake is just perfect. The taste isn't overwhelmed with sugar.

 

[Josie]

I used to flip a piece of cake over, smoosh it down and eat from the bottom (which would now be the top). I'd usually leave most of the mostly smooshed on the plate.

 

[vesper]

I haven't tried a taste test on jasmine, frankinsense, myrrh, and patchouli lately, nor rose. :lol:

It's common knowledge that using scents can enhance life. If you know what comprises frankincense and myrrh, please share because even scientists in the industry aren't for certain. One of my very favorite perfumes was created expressly for Audrey Hepburn. L’Interdit. Created by Givenchy. It has several food related ingredients in it along with tobacco. Go figure. A couple of years ago they changed the formula. I was lucky to get a bottle of the original. It only takes a bit so here is hoping it lasts a long time.

 

[Lutherf]

I used to flip a piece of cake over, smoosh it down and eat from the bottom (which would now be the top). I'd usually leave most of the mostly smooshed on the plate.

I'll give you a pass on that with cake but don't let me catch you doing the same thing to a slice of pizza!!

 

[Grand Mal]

There's a joke here somewhere, having to do with women smelling like food and eating cake upside down, but I just can't find it.

 

[CanadaJohn]

On Monday I stopped for breakfast and when I went to pay I noticed that they had carrot cake in the cooler. Since the cook makes a killer carrot cake I figured I'd pick up a couple of slices for myself and my secretary. It's kind of a treat since neither of us really have cake on our diet but it was the end of a really busy stretch so I figured that the treat was well deserved.

Anyway, that day I ate my slice of cake and she didn't eat hers. That night one of my part timers came in and I told her that there was a slice of cake in the fridge. Now this woman is skinny as a rail and she could probably eat the whole cake without putting on an ounce. A little while later I saw her walking by with a plate and she thanked me for the cake so I figured it was a done deal.

Yesterday I noticed that the box from the cake was still in the fridge so I told my secretary that it looked like there was still some of the cake left. Apparently she feels diatetically superior to me and didn't eat the cake.

So where am I going with this......well, today I figured that I'd eat the damned cake if if the "diet queen" wasn't going to. I went back to the fridge, popped the box and sure as hell, there was half a slice left.......THE TOP HALF!!!

Who the hell eats just the bottom half of a slice of cake?

That sounds like eating just the bottom of a muffin. If you're going to have a dessert, have it and enjoy it - otherwise, pass.

Pro-tip for future reference - always buy more than enough of a good thing so you'll always have leftovers - leftover pizza, leftover cake, leftover chicken, etc. are all good the second time around.

 

[lizzie]

It's common knowledge that using scents can enhance life. If you know what comprises frankincense and myrrh, please share because even scientists in the industry aren't for certain. One of my very favorite perfumes was created expressly for Audrey Hepburn. L’Interdit. Created by Givenchy. It has several food related ingredients in it along with tobacco. Go figure. A couple of years ago they changed the formula. I was lucky to get a bottle of the original. It only takes a bit so here is hoping it lasts a long time.

Check out a line of colognes/perfumes made by Tokyo Milk (yeah I know- odd name). They have a great line of unconventional scents, and they use a wide range of essential oil scents. They have scents ranging from light floral (Eden, and la Petit are especially nice imo) , to an entire class they call their "dark" scents, which are the ones I love. They aren't cheap, but they are certainly not expensive either, and a little bit goes a long way. That's about the only thing I buy, unless I mix my own, which I have been known to do for several years now.

 

[lifeisshort]

My sick, twisted mind. I like the cake. The frosting is too heavy and dense with sugar and fat, and the cake is just perfect. The taste isn't overwhelmed with sugar.

I bet you are a muffin top eater too and I bet you separate Orioles and only eat the dry side. Get some help young lady.:lol:

 

[lifeisshort]

That sounds like eating just the bottom of a muffin. If you're going to have a dessert, have it and enjoy it - otherwise, pass.

Pro-tip for future reference - always buy more than enough of a good thing so you'll always have leftovers - leftover pizza, leftover cake, leftover chicken, etc. are all good the second time around.

Actually the top of the muffin is the delicacy and the preferred part.

 

[lizzie]

I bet you are a muffin top eater too and I bet you separate Orioles and only eat the dry side. Get some help young lady.:lol:

Hmmmmm. Muffins- no I like the crusty part, rather than the top. Oreos- yeah. I have no use for the middle. Just the cookie. When I tried to get help, they told me I was a lost cause. :lol:

 

[lifeisshort]

Hmmmmm. Muffins- no I like the crusty part, rather than the top. Oreos- yeah. I have no use for the middle. Just the cookie. When I tried to get help, they told me I was a lost cause. :lol:

I myself along with the vast multitudes prefer the muff top. You are a strange duck.

 

[lizzie]

I myself along with the vast multitudes prefer the muff top. You are a strange duck.

Yeah, that is probably true, but it's a part of my charm.

 

[vesper]

Check out a line of colognes/perfumes made by Tokyo Milk (yeah I know- odd name). They have a great line of unconventional scents, and they use a wide range of essential oil scents. They have scents ranging from light floral (Eden, and la Petit are especially nice imo) , to an entire class they call their "dark" scents, which are the ones I love. They aren't cheap, but they are certainly not expensive either, and a little bit goes a long way. That's about the only thing I buy, unless I mix my own, which I have been known to do for several years now.

I like the part where a little goes a long way. I often spray the mist into the air and walk through it so as not to concentrate too much on my body. I wear perfume/cologne so those close up to me can smell it. I don't want the entire room to smell me. People would be surprised in general what makes up their favorite scents. Much of it comes from things associated with food. I'll check out Tokyo Milk next time I am at the fragrance counter. They always give you these pieces of paper to test a fragrance, but I find you really have to spray it on yourself because our chemical makeup is all different. That's why sometimes after visiting the fragrance counter I leave smelling like a French whore. . I have several favorites from Givenchy. Will Tokyo Milk top them? I'll let you know.

 

[CanadaJohn]

Actually the top of the muffin is the delicacy and the preferred part.

Exactly!! Most people would also consider the top of a layer cake to be the preferred part as well.

 

[Thom Paine]

Hmmmmm. Muffins- no I like the crusty part, rather than the top. Oreos- yeah. I have no use for the middle. Just the cookie. When I tried to get help, they told me I was a lost cause. :lol:

Remember this one Lizzie?

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing" ...... "You ate it Ralph"

Yep! that's me.. eat the whole thing.

Roses attar and Lilacs

Thom Paine

 

[radcen]

My sister used to take the skin off the fried chicken,eat the skin and put the chicken back in the bucket.Apparently she is not the only person who does such a douchebag thing because the creators of Southpark made this episode.

I've always wanted to do that, but never had the nerve.

Seriously, if I could go into KFC or Popeye's and order a bucket of chicken skin... I would.

What I have done is cook up a bunch of chicken breasts on my rotisserie to cube and freeze for future meals, and eat all the skin while I'm cutting them up. :3oops:

 

[lizzie]

I like the part where a little goes a long way. I often spray the mist into the air and walk through it so as not to concentrate too much on my body. I wear perfume/cologne so those close up to me can smell it. I don't want the entire room to smell me. People would be surprised in general what makes up their favorite scents. Much of it comes from things associated with food. I'll check out Tokyo Milk next time I am at the fragrance counter. They always give you these pieces of paper to test a fragrance, but I find you really have to spray it on yourself because our chemical makeup is all different. That's why sometimes after visiting the fragrance counter I leave smelling like a French whore. . I have several favorites from Givenchy. Will Tokyo Milk top them? I'll let you know.

It's hard to say whether or not you'll like it. My taste in scents is pretty unconventional. I like musky dark scents- in fact, most women's perfumes I don't really care for, because they are too sweet. If people wouldn't look at me funny, I'd wear men's cologne. :lol:

YOu won't find Tokyo Milk at your regular counter. I found it in a local candle shop, and I've seen it in a couple of bath and body type places. YOu might google the name and see if anyone local to you sells it.

 

[lifeisshort]

Exactly!! Most people would also consider the top of a layer cake to be the preferred part as well.

Lizzie likes the bottom of the muffin. I bet she cuts the crust off bread and throws the inside part away too. Id like to see one of her sandwiches made of crust though.

 

[lizzie]

Remember this one Lizzie?

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing" ...... "You ate it Ralph"

Yep! that's me.. eat the whole thing.

Roses attar and Lilacs

Thom Paine

Yes, I certainly do remember! :lol:

 

[lizzie]

Lizzie likes the bottom of the muffin. I bet she cuts the crust off bread and throws the inside part away too. Id like to see one of her sandwiches made of crust though.

Nope, I eat the crust. My idiosyncrasy is that I always leave at least one bite uneaten.
When it comes to bread (rolls, cornbread, muffins) I always prefer the crust. :lol: