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[Jerry]

Not the obelisks? I kinda liked them...:3oops:

A little too phallic for my tastes.

Gimmy a couple pyramids to fondle anyday :mrgreen:

 

[jallman]

And yet there is another breed of man that has the bravery and courage(inspired by alchohol and a pot of cash for the winner), to take on fat women. I'm talking about hoggin'.

I don't think any man has the fortitude to withstand the torment of seeing an obese wiccan woman dancing naked to a drum circle and not have his junk retreat to his inner bowels for fear of what lies beneath the folds and rolls.

 

[Jerry]

I don't think any man has the fortitude to withstand the torment of seeing an obese wiccan woman dancing naked to a drum circle and not have his junk retreat to his inner bowels for fear of what lies beneath the folds and rolls.

:lol: So true...so very very true....

 

[Felicity]

A little too phallic for my tastes.

That was the point (pun intended).:2razz:

 

[Felicity]

I don't think any man has the fortitude to withstand the torment of seeing an obese wiccan woman dancing naked to a drum circle and not have his junk retreat to his inner bowels for fear of what lies beneath the folds and rolls.

Sometimes I'm so embarrassed by what makes me laugh out loud!:lol::3oops:

 

[jallman]

Sometimes I'm so embarrassed by what makes me laugh out loud!:lol::3oops:

It's okay. It was awfully funny to me too. It took me three hours after getting home to coax the little guy back out and it was not pleasant experiencing my testicles descending again at 19. :lol:

 

[Felicity]

It's okay. It was awfully funny to me too. It took me three hours after getting home to coax the little guy back out and it was not pleasant experiencing my testicles descending again at 19. :lol:

:shock:Okay....TMI


:mrgreen:

 

[jallman]

:shock:Okay....TMI


:mrgreen:

Hey...fat wiccan women. Blame them, not me. Ulysses, Pollux and Castor were just protecting themselves by hiding out. The woman literally licked her chops at me. I felt like an easter ham and it was only halloween. :lol:

 

[Felicity]

Ulysses, Pollus and Castor

:rofl:rofl UNBELIEVABLE!!!:rofl


--You're too clever for your own well-being--you know that don't you!

 

[WI Crippler]

I don't think any man has the fortitude to withstand the torment of seeing an obese wiccan woman dancing naked to a drum circle and not have his junk retreat to his inner bowels for fear of what lies beneath the folds and rolls.

Obviously you have never seen 5,000 Marines and Sailors get off a ship in port.

 

[Arcana XV]

What is an atheist’s explanation for why the tarot works? I mean, the tarot is a religious object, and reading it is a religious act. The reason why it works is also based in religion, so I'm curious how an atheist understands it.

There's actually an entry in my blog where I explain that.

ARCANA XV - Tarot and the Atheist

The Tarot is not a religious tool and reading it is not a religious act unless it's part of your religious tradition. It's a tool. Kind of like incense. It can be used by religious and secular people alike.

 

[Felicity]

There's actually an entry in my blog where I explain that.

ARCANA XV - Tarot and the Atheist

The Tarot is not a religious tool and reading it is not a religious act unless it's part of your religious tradition. It's a tool. Kind of like incense. It can be used by religious and secular people alike.

Where does the supposed "power" emanate from, then? (I have not read the link yet).

 

[Arcana XV]

My priests taught me that reading the tarot was never to be for money. It was a gift, a public service.

That's what my grandmother used to say too. She never took money from people and neither do I.

 

[Arcana XV]

Where does the supposed "power" emanate from, then? (I have not read the link yet).

If I knew the answer to that question, I'd be really sad. There would be nothing left to search for.

 

[Arcana XV]

I was speaking back to when I was a wiccan in high school :2wave:

Ah. Well, that explains it, then. To Wiccans, the Tarot is a religious tool. The Tarot is a lot older than Wicca, however, and was not created as a religious tool originally, but as a card game for the Italian nobility.

 

[jallman]

Ah. Well, that explains it, then. To Wiccans, the Tarot is a religious tool. The Tarot is a lot older than Wicca, however, and was not created as a religious tool originally, but as a card game for the Italian nobility.

I thought it actually had origins even before that...all the way back to Egypt.

 

[scourge99]

If I knew the answer to that question, I'd be really sad. There would be nothing left to search for.

What's the power in Tarot readings? Generalizations?

 

[Arcana XV]

I thought it actually had origins even before that...all the way back to Egypt.

Playing cards can be traced back to Egypt, yes. But, as far as the historic evidence shows, the Major Arcana was added by the Italians in the 15th century.

 

[Arcana XV]

What's the power in Tarot readings? Generalizations?

That depends what you use it for. It's actually a very powerful meditation tool.

Not that I would know anything about that since I can't meditate for ****! :rofl

 

[Stoopid]

I am very disappointed in the direction this thread has gone. Very disappointed indeed.

 

[DeeJayH]

I am very disappointed in the direction this thread has gone. Very disappointed indeed.

couldn't agree more
we need more of the following, thank you very much

.........:roll:

could really use a drooling homer emoticon here

 

[Tucker Case]

Wiccan fat-chicks dancing around naked causing their belly folds to pulsate while reading tarot cards are accurately predicting that I'll never get a boner again because of the visuals that I received from reading this thread.


I'm gonna be as flaccid as a boiled earthworm till the day I die.

:doh

 

[rathi]

Wiccan fat-chicks dancing around naked causing their belly folds to pulsate while reading tarot cards are accurately predicting that I'll never get a boner again because of the visuals that I received from reading this thread.


I'm gonna be as flaccid as a boiled earthworm till the day I die.

Thankfully I have the cure. Its the uber-viagra made from the pure blood of wilt chamberlain, so powerful it actually enables a man to engage in intercourse with Margaret Thatcher. Its can be yours for cost of your immortal soul + shipping and handling.

 

[Tucker Case]

Thankfully I have the cure. Its the uber-viagra made from the pure blood of wilt chamberlain, so powerful it actually enables a man to engage in intercourse with Margaret Thatcher. Its can be yours for cost of your immortal soul + shipping and handling.

Jesus Christ. That's a lot to pay just for a piece of Mags.

I think I'll listen to Gov. Palin on this one and go abstinence-only.

 

[Jerry]

Wiccan fat-chicks dancing around naked causing their belly folds to pulsate while reading tarot cards are accurately predicting that I'll never get a boner again because of the visuals that I received from reading this thread.


I'm gonna be as flaccid as a boiled earthworm till the day I die.

:doh

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