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Where's Jerry?

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Hey, anybody heard from Jerry in a while. He used to post regularly and I really enjoyed reading his dry wit and "common sense" responses. I see he's only posted a few times in the past several months. Just wondering if he's been busy or maybe found a new home? :confused:
 

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Hey, anybody heard from Jerry in a while. He used to post regularly and I really enjoyed reading his dry wit and "common sense" responses. I see he's only posted a few times in the past several months. Just wondering if he's been busy or maybe found a new home? :confused:

I think he's been busy serving our country.
 

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Hey, anybody heard from Jerry in a while. He used to post regularly and I really enjoyed reading his dry wit and "common sense" responses. I see he's only posted a few times in the past several months. Just wondering if he's been busy or maybe found a new home? :confused:

I had heard that, while on a recent business trip, due to a catastrophic hydraulic failure he was trapped in the elevator shaft at a Holiday Inn Express. Although staying overnight at a Holiday Inn Express is said to make one smarter, even so, Jerry can not quite escape from the shaft on his own. But by Thanksgiving a large hole will be drilled to his location, and if all goes well, he'll be brought out in a large cylinder. He'll be wearing some kickin' tinted safety glasses, and his loving wife and mistress are waiting for him on the ground floor. They each have a picture of him. He looks just like Dave Ramsey.
 

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I had heard that, while on a recent business trip, due to a catastrophic hydraulic failure he was trapped in the elevator shaft at a Holiday Inn Express. Although staying overnight at a Holiday Inn Express is said to make one smarter, even so, Jerry can not quite escape from the shaft on his own. But by Thanksgiving a large hole will be drilled to his location, and if all goes well, he'll be brought out in a large cylinder. He'll be wearing some kickin' tinted safety glasses, and his loving wife and mistress are waiting for him on the ground floor. They each have a picture of him. He looks just like Dave Ramsey.

:lamo :lol:
 

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I had heard that, while on a recent business trip, due to a catastrophic hydraulic failure he was trapped in the elevator shaft at a Holiday Inn Express. Although staying overnight at a Holiday Inn Express is said to make one smarter, even so, Jerry can not quite escape from the shaft on his own. But by Thanksgiving a large hole will be drilled to his location, and if all goes well, he'll be brought out in a large cylinder. He'll be wearing some kickin' tinted safety glasses, and his loving wife and mistress are waiting for him on the ground floor. They each have a picture of him. He looks just like Dave Ramsey.

Phew! Thank goodness, I though it might have been something serious.
 

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I think he's still in AIT. They have a limited amount of free time and computer access in there.
 
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