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Weird question for guys.

I could not imagine doing a male, especially if he is
- hairy
- fat
- old
 
Lightdemon said:
out of those three which is the worst?
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I think I'd barf if my mouth came too close to hairy balls

but on the other side, can you imagine being grabbed from behind by a sweaty fat dude?
 
bub said:
I think I'd barf if my mouth came too close to hairy balls

but on the other side, can you imagine being grabbed from behind by a sweaty fat dude?
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$100,000.00 Cold hard cash in a brief case about to be handed to you for licking a fat, old, hairy guys balls for 5 minutes. Deal? Or no Deal?
 
Shewter said:
$100,000.00 Cold hard cash in a brief case about to be handed to you for licking a fat, old, hairy guys balls for 5 minutes. Deal? Or no Deal?
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what do you want me to do with $100,000 if I can't sleep anymore?
 
RightinNYC said:
I've been called a cross between Brad Pitt and Justin Timberlake, so let's say one of those. :lol:
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I am the spitting image of Brad Pitt.

Our mothers can't even tell us apart.
 
bub said:
what do you want me to do with $100,000 if I can't sleep anymore?
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A simple "No Deal" would have worked. :2wave:

Besides, you obviously never watched McGuiver, or had any imaginative ideas!! Think about it like this.

Good Head - Mystical Mint 4 oz

Now all you have to do is close your eyes, and you are licking a minty candeh!!! for 100 grand to boot!
 
Shewter said:
I've got an ugly personality if that counts? :lol:
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Nah, most of us have that. I'm talking about so ugly that your mamma sewed her vag shut after you popped out. That's what I am.

I look like Quato from Total Recall would if he was hideously deformed.
 
Tucker Case said:
Nah, most of us have that. I'm talking about so ugly that your mamma sewed her vag shut after you popped out. That's what I am.

I look like Quato from Total Recall would if he was hideously deformed.
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I look like the mirror. Gosh is he one sexy beast? Sometimes I pop in to say hi, and I cannot help but stare!
 
1069 said:
Guys- who is your ideal guy, aesthetically speaking?
Who would you **** if you were gay?
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prince.jpg
 
OK I am gay. I would do (not nessceraily ****) Ashton Kurchrer, I think he is HOT! I would do David Archuletta, Akin, Damon, and the list goes on.....LOL :lol:
 
I love the google ads that pop up in threads like this. "Gay Chubby Dating." Blowing the stereotype of in shape gays completely out of the water.:rofl
 
Easy - Chuck Norris.
 
Tucker Case said:
Nah, most of us have that. I'm talking about so ugly that your mamma sewed her vag shut after you popped out. That's what I am.

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I might be. I am an only child. I can't say as to whether my moms vag was sewn shut, as I haven't made any return visits since my birth. But I am pretty sure your moms vagina wasn't sewn shut ;)
 
WI Crippler said:
I might be. I am an only child. I can't say as to whether my moms vag was sewn shut, as I haven't made any return visits since my birth. But I am pretty sure your moms vagina wasn't sewn shut ;)
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She got her tubes tied hours after my birth (Wait... that's actually true. :()
 
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