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THis country is a JOKE! US lawmaker issues bill to ban men for masturbating

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I was wondering how anyone would find out.

If you read the article though, it just was a senator trolling.

From the article;

A Democrat Senator has been accused of 'trolling' anti-abortionists with a new bill that intends to ban men from climaxing, unless they're trying to conceive.

The proposed legislation, which appears to poke fun at reproduction laws that limit women's sexual rights, is entitled the 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act', as has been brought by pro-abortion politician Mississippi state Senator Bradford Blackmon.

It is said to be a 'political jab' at Republicans who support a ban on some forms of contraception, as opposed to a real desire to interfere in public sex lives.
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Hari Seldon said:
Probably because the anti contraception bills proposed by the repukes focus on women. But I'm just spit ballin.
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That makes no sense. How is contraception related to masturbation?
 
dandolo2k said:
OMG. Five thousands for the masturbating session :))))))) And those proud people are still trying to teach the other countries something....


Relax guys, you will eventually get extinct anyway. Even if you will be forbidden to touch your genitals altogether.
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I believe all the rapists can be immediatly acquitted? They commit a sexual act with the aim of conceiveing a baby....
 
dandolo2k said:
OMG. Five thousands for the masturbating session :))))))) And those proud people are still trying to teach the other countries something....


Relax guys, you will eventually get extinct anyway. Even if you will be forbidden to touch your genitals altogether.
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Yes, it IS a Joke! A Joke report. Per the story provided in your OP this:

"A Democrat Senator has been accused of 'trolling' anti-abortionists with a new bill that intends to ban men from climaxing, unless they're trying to conceive...It is said to be a 'political jab' at Republicans who support a ban on some forms of contraception, as opposed to a real desire to interfere in public sex lives." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...awmaker-issues-bill-ban-men-masturbating.html

Non-story, end of post. :coffee:
 
Captain Adverse said:
Yes, it IS a Joke! A Joke report. Per the story provided in your OP this:

"A Democrat Senator has been accused of 'trolling' anti-abortionists with a new bill that intends to ban men from climaxing, unless they're trying to conceive...It is said to be a 'political jab' at Republicans who support a ban on some forms of contraception, as opposed to a real desire to interfere in public sex lives." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...awmaker-issues-bill-ban-men-masturbating.html

Non-story, end of post. :coffee:
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Not a non story. Just one you might not like showing repuke hypocrisy.
 
I understand why the senator is doing this, but it's just more distraction.

Has the border been sealed? Wall built?
Mass deportations begun? Gang members rounded up and sent across the border?
Cheap eggs and gas achieved?
Peace in Ukraine?
Tariffs slapped on every trade partner?
End taxes on tips/SS/overtime?
Car insurance rates slashed by half?
China forbidden to buy land in US?
"Freedom cities?"
"Baby bonuses?"
China held "financially" responsible for COVID?
Iron Dome missile defense for US underway?
Banned vaccines that cause autism?


Just a few of the campaign promises Dear Leader made.
 
I'm not sure how or why, but I'm certain that there's a way to fit the "from my cold dead hands" quote in here somewhere.
 
Captain Adverse said:
Yes, it IS a Joke! A Joke report. Per the story provided in your OP this:

"A Democrat Senator has been accused of 'trolling' anti-abortionists with a new bill that intends to ban men from climaxing, unless they're trying to conceive...It is said to be a 'political jab' at Republicans who support a ban on some forms of contraception, as opposed to a real desire to interfere in public sex lives." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...awmaker-issues-bill-ban-men-masturbating.html

Non-story, end of post. :coffee:
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Yeah, just an attempt to own the Repubs. Lol.
 
THis country is a JOKE! US lawmaker issues bill to ban men for masturbating

Um... so is the article you posted.
 
I would hope people would be intelligent enough to realize that this bill is just a deliberate PARODY, not intended to become actual law.

Perhaps that is asking too much.
 
a jab, a troll, a joke ..........
 
stealthycat said:
a jab, a troll, a joke ..........
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Come on guyz if it were a joke this would never emerge to public . it would remain safely within brain cells of the honorable senator .
Stop masturbatong if you don't want to be fined !!!
 
Lisa told me that I masturbate to internet Transexual porn where the mtf are taking Viagra and that I worried that this made me gay.

Is that covered?
 
Hari Seldon said:
Probably because the anti contraception bills proposed by the repukes focus on women. But I'm just spit ballin.
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Well, that's been Roman Catholic doctrine for ages. Masturbation is a sin as sex is only for sexual intercourse which might produce a child. That is also the reason the Catholic church prohibits the use of contraceptives. Which so many Catholics don't follow. What a bunch of sinners! As the Monty Python song goes, "Every sperm is sacred."
 
dockside said:
Well, that's been Roman Catholic doctrine for ages. Masturbation is a sin as sex is only for sexual intercourse which might produce a child. That is also the reason the Catholic church prohibits the use of contraceptives. Which so many Catholics don't follow. What a bunch of sinners! As the Monty Python song goes, "Every sperm is sacred."
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Fortunately I'm not catholic. I notice they continue to close schools.
 
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