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It's early morning on the second day of the uprising. A dozen members of the Montana militia along with several like-minded state policemen have set up a road block on I-15 at the Idaho border. They wave off motorists with ski racks on their SUVs.
There's no word yet from Helena about the response to their Declaration of Succession sent yesterday via fed ex overnight to Obama himself. Someone begins taking up a collection for coffee and donuts when...
From the south, they hear the roar of a military aircraft approaching in the sky. Descending through the clouds, they can make out a single AC-130 gunship. Initially, the men on the ground are in awe of the giant aircraft. Then they realize the 30mm cannons are meant for them and scramble for cover behind their pickup trucks.
While a few of the militia think they have a fighting chance, most begin cursing their friends for dragging them into this lame brain operation.
2 minutes later...
The montana uprising of 2009 has come to an abrupt end... And the Darwin Awards have material for the next 5 years.
There's no word yet from Helena about the response to their Declaration of Succession sent yesterday via fed ex overnight to Obama himself. Someone begins taking up a collection for coffee and donuts when...
From the south, they hear the roar of a military aircraft approaching in the sky. Descending through the clouds, they can make out a single AC-130 gunship. Initially, the men on the ground are in awe of the giant aircraft. Then they realize the 30mm cannons are meant for them and scramble for cover behind their pickup trucks.
While a few of the militia think they have a fighting chance, most begin cursing their friends for dragging them into this lame brain operation.
2 minutes later...
The montana uprising of 2009 has come to an abrupt end... And the Darwin Awards have material for the next 5 years.