Bob Roberts had a hit from Vaudeville on a COLUMBIA Record in 1904, titled
I MAY BE CRAZY BUT I AIN'T NO FOOL ---- a rather witty song:
I wonder why dat everybody always chooses me
To sell things to and tell things to and give them sympathy
You've heard what they hand farmer folks
Well that ain't one, two, three
With the gold bricks and the fish-tales that they try to hand to me
Well, I may be crazy, but I ain't no fool
One and one is always two that’s what I learnt in school
Cause I have known for many a year
That you mustn’t believe everything you hear
Well, I may be crazy, but I ain't no fool
Now me and a man once had a fuss and was to fight a duel
They first said swords but I cried
No, I'm too good t'would be cruel
I think that pistols will be best
His seconds said, They will
Oh, yes, revolvers will just suit our friend there, "Buffalo Bill"
Well, I may be crazy, but I ain't no fool
I read all 'bout Buff'lo Bill when I was goin' to school
There's one thing that's a certainty
He'll make no target out of me
Well, I may be crazy, but there was no duel
I fell in love once with a girl, to her my heart was true
I had a rival and he swore that he loved Lula, too
So, Lu advised us both to jump from off the Bridge next day
And the one that got back to her first, she would marry right away
Well, I may be crazy, but I ain't no fool
Two and two is always four, I learnt that thing in school
My rival agreed and then he grabbed his hat
But I could never love a girl like that
Well, I may be crazy, but I ain't no whale
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