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Sorry, but this forum's joke.

Billo_Really said:
I'll have you know a week ago I had "jelly belly" (ultrasound) to see if I had a problem with my kidneys. I felt so violated. That is such a girly procedure. I'm lucky I escaped with any manhood left.
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A couple of months ago I had my first ultrasound that I ever had when I wasn't pregnant.
It had been so long since I'd been to a doctor, the gyno wanted to make sure my ovaries and everything were tiptop.
It was very cool. Usually the purpose of this is to look at some blob of a fetus. This time I actually got to see my uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries, etc. It was awesome. I mean, you know you've got that stuff, theoretically, but it's neat to actually see it. I think getting to see your kidneys would be cool, too.
Or your bones. I've always wanted to have an x-ray, just to see what I'd look like as a skeleton.
 
1069 said:
A couple of months ago I had my first ultrasound that I ever had when I wasn't pregnant.
It had been so long since I'd been to a doctor, the gyno wanted to make sure my ovaries and everything were tiptop.
It was very cool. Usually the purpose of this is to look at some blob of a fetus. This time I actually got to see my uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries, etc. It was awesome. I mean, you know you've got that stuff, theoretically, but it's neat to actually see it. I think getting to see your kidneys would be cool, too.
Or your bones. I've always wanted to have an x-ray, just to see what I'd look like as a skeleton.
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All I remember is that crap being poured onto my belly while I was awaiting the peanut butter.
 
Billo_Really said:
All I remember is that crap being poured onto my belly while I was awaiting the peanut butter.
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If they're nice, they warm it up first.
If they're sadists, it's ice cold.
 
1069 said:
You don't think it would be fun to fuck a shark?
What if it had all its teeth removed, so it couldn't hurt you?
My friend went to this resort in Mexico to swim with sharks, but she said all the sharks had no teeth.
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How do the sharks have no teeth? One of the remarkable things about sharks is that they produce new teeth constantly. They would be removing them on a daily basis. :confused:
 
jallman said:
How do the sharks have no teeth? One of the remarkable things about sharks is that they produce new teeth constantly. They would be removing them on a daily basis. :confused:
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I guess.
She showed me her scrapbook of pictures of her swimming with sharks, and I was like "Whoa, weren't you scared?" and she was like, "No, they don't have any teeth. Their teeth are removed."
And then I was like eww, that's kind of nasty.
 
1069 said:
Little-known trick.
It's just like bolding or italics, but it's s.
So it's {s}word{/s}.
Except substitute [ ] for { }.

Just think how clever we can be now that we've discovered it.
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Thanks. :2wave:

I learned something today. :cool:
 
1069 said:
I guess.
She showed me her scrapbook of pictures of her swimming with sharks, and I was like "Whoa, weren't you scared?" and she was like, "No, they don't have any teeth. Their teeth are removed."
And then I was like eww, that's kind of nasty.
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Wow, that's insane. How'd you like to be the guy who has to remove the teeth every day? LOL
 
jallman said:
Wow, that's insane. How'd you like to be the guy who has to remove the teeth every day? LOL
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Sounds a lot like marriage to me.

:D


OH WAIT!

You mean remove the teeth from the MOUTH, as a pose to removing them from the bloody gashes she left in your buttcheeks.

No, definitely not marriage, unless she's the one doing the removing.
 
TacticalEvilDan said:
Sounds a lot like marriage to me.

:D


OH WAIT!

You mean remove the teeth from the MOUTH, as a pose to removing them from the bloody gashes she left in your buttcheeks.

No, definitely not marriage, unless she's the one doing the removing.
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TacticalEvilDan: Toothless n' ruthless.


:mrgreen:
 
Hey, when all you can do is gum a mother****er to death, you've gotta be nible, quick, and jump over that freakin' candlestick before your other half grabs it and porks you.

:mrgreen:
 
jallman said:
How come I just pictured you wearing a clown suit with a NAMBLA button pinned to it....
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Because of that note I left on your truck. ;)
 
Whenever I go to "underground" punk shows where people wear swastika and other **** like that to try to provoke people I always rock a NAMBLA shirt I made.

I pretty much always win the competition.
 
rivrrat said:
Well, I'm convinced now. Even though everything you've been saying goes against everything that I have experienced to be true. I have smelled blood, I have tasted blood.

But, I'm convinced now because your "vampire" friend told you so. Anyone who considers themselves to be a fictional fantasy creature MUST be 100% correct about everything.

I'll have to ask my werewolf friend about it though, to be sure.
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There are modern day Vampires and sorry you seem clueless about em.

My posts still stand and you just think it has a smell. All in your head.
 
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