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I own the land directly across the canal from me (120' X 250') and had 3 squatters pitch their tents in the trees. The plot is wooded with light brush growth and I didn't notice them until my dogs started sounding off down at my back fence one morning. I couldn't get the dogs to come into the house so I went down my fence line with my flashlight to see what they were all worked up over. I thought it might be a fox or a racoon. When I beamed my light on the bank and out in the water and sure enough there was some asshole taking a dump at the edge of water across the canal. After daylight I got in my truck and drove over to my plot. It's kinda funny because it's only 100' away by water, but about a mile to get to it in my truck.
Only one guy was there and he was kind of shocked to see a GMC pickup making it's way through the trees up to about a 100 feet away from him. I could see 3 tents, a sterno stove, beers cans, wine bottles, and trash all over the place. I recognized the guy from the I-264 off ramp where he panhandles every day. I had seen him at WaWa a few times as well and I think he kind of recognized me too. So anyways, I told him I was calling the cops if they weren't off the property at the end of the day. To honest, he seemed like a peaceful guy and wasn't being a jerk or provocative. He even told me his name......fake or not.
A day later......still there.
Called my Homeowners Association......... Gotta call the cops. My land on the other side of the canal is for a building easement and not under control of the association.
Called the cops.............nothing Sorry Mr. _________ but we have this going on all over the district and our hands are tied until we get formal notice from upstairs.
Called the city............Need to file eviction notice unless they are presenting a immediate danger. Eviction notice? WTF?
Called a lawyer golf buddy................... Might takes months.
7 days later.......still there. Saw the one guy panhandling at the off ramp that day, and he saw me as well.
One day a couple weeks later, I spotted him walking from the ramp to the WaWa store so I pulled over up the street and waited on him. When I got out of the truck I thought he was going to piss himself or run out into traffic. I told him to calm down and that I wasn't going to hurt him (or his camp mates) I made a offer to him and his camp mates of $300.00 if they would move on, and that I would give them another $50.00 each if they would clean up their mess and put it into some trash bags if I provided them. They agreed. I drove over to my plot the next morning with a rake and some garden trash bags and told them I would be back a 2 that afternoon with the money and If they kept their word the money was theirs. Sure enough they did.
About 3 weeks later I found out through my homeowners association the sneaky bastards had only moved about a 1200 feet down the canal to someone else's property. They had started a fire somehow and the fire dept. was called out.
Oh well.
All I could do was shake my head and laugh.
Only one guy was there and he was kind of shocked to see a GMC pickup making it's way through the trees up to about a 100 feet away from him. I could see 3 tents, a sterno stove, beers cans, wine bottles, and trash all over the place. I recognized the guy from the I-264 off ramp where he panhandles every day. I had seen him at WaWa a few times as well and I think he kind of recognized me too. So anyways, I told him I was calling the cops if they weren't off the property at the end of the day. To honest, he seemed like a peaceful guy and wasn't being a jerk or provocative. He even told me his name......fake or not.
A day later......still there.
Called my Homeowners Association......... Gotta call the cops. My land on the other side of the canal is for a building easement and not under control of the association.
Called the cops.............nothing Sorry Mr. _________ but we have this going on all over the district and our hands are tied until we get formal notice from upstairs.
Called the city............Need to file eviction notice unless they are presenting a immediate danger. Eviction notice? WTF?
Called a lawyer golf buddy................... Might takes months.
7 days later.......still there. Saw the one guy panhandling at the off ramp that day, and he saw me as well.
One day a couple weeks later, I spotted him walking from the ramp to the WaWa store so I pulled over up the street and waited on him. When I got out of the truck I thought he was going to piss himself or run out into traffic. I told him to calm down and that I wasn't going to hurt him (or his camp mates) I made a offer to him and his camp mates of $300.00 if they would move on, and that I would give them another $50.00 each if they would clean up their mess and put it into some trash bags if I provided them. They agreed. I drove over to my plot the next morning with a rake and some garden trash bags and told them I would be back a 2 that afternoon with the money and If they kept their word the money was theirs. Sure enough they did.
About 3 weeks later I found out through my homeowners association the sneaky bastards had only moved about a 1200 feet down the canal to someone else's property. They had started a fire somehow and the fire dept. was called out.
Oh well.
All I could do was shake my head and laugh.