Science ponders 'zombie attack'

[Simon W. Moon]

BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Science ponders 'zombie attack'


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... an attack by them [zombies] would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.
... humanity's only hope is to "hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often".
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[Harshaw]

BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Science ponders 'zombie attack'


I had to share

... an attack by them [zombies] would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.
... humanity's only hope is to "hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often".
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There's not an April 1 date or Onion masthead anywhere in there.

 

[Ikari]

Pfft, I'm a scientist and I ponder zombie attack all the time. You can't leave yourself unprepared for zombie attack. This is serious stuff here. You have to be prepared and understand the dymanics involved during a zombie outbreak.

 

[winston53660]

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Brains must eat brains *DROOL. SLURP*

 

[RightinNYC]

I ponder this constantly as part of my general "If **** goes bad what do we do" preparations. My girlfriend and I know exactly where we're meeting, what we're bringing, and how we're making it from the city to the farm upstate. The only variation to the plan in the event of zombies is that when we pillage the walmart, we get extra shotgun shells and fire-making devices.

 

[Smoke[MaxX]]

I ponder this constantly as part of my general "If **** goes bad what do we do" preparations. My girlfriend and I know exactly where we're meeting, what we're bringing, and how we're making it from the city to the farm upstate. The only variation to the plan in the event of zombies is that when we pillage the walmart, we get extra shotgun shells and fire-making devices.

Don't stop at the gas station.

 

[The silenced majority]

...more likely than a Global climate catastrophe.

 

[Smoke[MaxX]]

...more likely than a Global climate catastrophe.

True, but that has nothing to do with conventional global warming.

 

[The silenced majority]

True, but that has nothing to do with conventional global warming.

UFO invasion from Mars as well....

 

[Hatuey]

Zombies are racists. They always eat black people first.

 

[ScottD]

The only variation to the plan in the event of zombies is that when we pillage the walmart, we get extra shotgun shells and fire-making devices.

Fool, everyone knows that heavily populated areas like Walmart will be infested with Zombies. You should already have your provisions with you, lest your brain be the dinner of a Zombie.

 

[RightinNYC]

Fool, everyone knows that heavily populated areas like Walmart will be infested with Zombies. You should already have your provisions with you, lest your brain be the dinner of a Zombie.

they cant be worse than rednecks, and i battle those ****ers every time I go in.

 

[rivrrat]

Zombies are racists. They always eat black people first.

Maybe the black ones taste better?

 

[B L Zeebub]

My first mother in law was recon for the main attack

 

[Oftencold]

A STERN reply




http://oftencold.com/spice_rack/zombie01/zombie3c2.html

 

[Oftencold]

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Do Jewish Zombies require kosher brains?

 

[Oftencold]

they cant be worse than rednecks, and i battle those ****ers every time I go in.

Oh it is to laugh!
Ha,



ha.


Sometime, remind me to relate the things I thought when I was a lad growing up in the Rural South, about the sickly pale folks who lived in large Yankee cities.

:2wave:

 

[B L Zeebub]

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Do Jewish Zombies require kosher brains?

no, but when they need to lose weight they go for automatic portion control and only and only eat conservative brains

 

[Oftencold]

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The Zombies disagree.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwvPSR5ROa0"]YouTube - A Zombie Responds[/ame]

 

[Zyphlin]

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Of course they go for the black people first, especially the legs...

Biologically blacks tend to have more developed fast twitch muscles while whites have more developed slow twitch. Fast twitch muscles produce white meat while slow twitch produce dark meat.

And I know, if I was a Zombie, I'd much rather have the tasty white meat. I've never been a big dark meat fan.

So sprinters, basketball players, and other athletes that sprint or jump...you're asses are the first to be eaten, or more to the point, your legs.

 

[winston53660]

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Of course they go for the black people first, especially the legs...

Biologically blacks tend to have more developed fast twitch muscles while whites have more developed slow twitch. Fast twitch muscles produce white meat while slow twitch produce dark meat.

And I know, if I was a Zombie, I'd much rather have the tasty white meat. I've never been a big dark meat fan.

So sprinters, basketball players, and other athletes that sprint or jump...you're asses are the first to be eaten, or more to the point, your legs.

Sheeesh ya don't diddly squat about zombies. Zombies eat brains!!!!!:mrgreen:

 

[Zyphlin]

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Sheeesh ya don't diddly squat about zombies. Zombies eat brains!!!!!:mrgreen:

No, they need brains to survive, they'll happily munch on other body parts. Think of the brain as the yummy gooey dessert

 

[Zyphlin]

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I think scientists need to start pondering how to save us all from a homeless attack once they all come looking for change.

 

[Goshin]

Taxpaying Public Wonders If Science Is Getting Too Much Research Grant Money From The Public Treasury.

 

[dirtpoorchris]

Hrm, what do to in a zombie attack... I think I would join them but keep my living status. I would skin a zombie and wear it. Walk around shambling with the hoard. And eat you. Teach them how to do thriller. Be the undead king. Press for zombie rights and be their mediator.