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...or else the terrorists win!

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Donkey1499 said:
Club a baby seal and the terrorists will win.

Donkey,
Good lesson in humor - can't remember where I heard this. It's a satirical spin on a Buddhist saying.....

If it bends, it's funny. If it breaks, it's not so funny.

We all break it now and then, no doubt. :mrgreen: But clubbing baby seals is funny.....max 1-2 times, I'd say. :(

Build tiny igloos for baby seals or the terrorists will win!
 

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mixedmedia said:
Donkey,
Good lesson in humor - can't remember where I heard this. It's a satirical spin on a Buddhist saying.....

If it bends, it's funny. If it breaks, it's not so funny.

We all break it now and then, no doubt. :mrgreen: But clubbing baby seals is funny.....max 1-2 times, I'd say. :(

Build tiny igloos for baby seals or the terrorists will win!

Spoon feed green eggs and ham to your grandmother or else the terrorists win.
 

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Nuke the whales, or the terrorists win!
 

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Listen to Seals & Croft or the terrorists win....
 

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cnredd said:
Listen to Seals & Croft or the terrorists win....

You are really sick, dude.......

Bring back all the Sid & Marty Kroffts Saturday morning shows or the terrorists will kidnap HR Puffinstuff....and win!
 

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mixedmedia said:
You are really sick, dude.......

Bring back all the Sid & Marty Kroffts Saturday morning shows or the terrorists will kidnap HR Puffinstuff....and win!

Watch PeeWee's Playhouse, or else the terrorists win!!!!!
 

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Donkey1499 said:
Watch PeeWee's Playhouse, or else the terrorists win!!!!!

mecca lecca high mecca hiney ho, bitch! :lol:

Eat a bag of cheese nips a day or the terrorists will win.
 

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Donkey1499 said:
That'll make us fat!

Swim in a duck pond naked, or else the terrorists win.
I was doing that long before I knew what a terrorist was...

Turn the guest room into a disco lounge or the terrorists win...
 

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Donkey1499 said:
Swim in a duck pond naked, or else the terrorists win.

Only duck ponds? I say any body of water larger than a bathtub. Just to be safe. Those terrorists being pretty particular about their rules and all.


Pretend the the color episodes of Andy Griffith were never made or the terrorists will win!
 

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mixedmedia said:
Only duck ponds? I say any body of water larger than a bathtub. Just to be safe. Those terrorists being pretty particular about their rules and all.


Pretend the the color episodes of Andy Griffith were never made or the terrorists will win!

Oooo, old shows....I like.

Bring back M*A*S*H* or the terrorists will win.
 

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Quid Pro Quo said:
Oooo, old shows....I like.

Bring back M*A*S*H* or the terrorists will win.

They tried that once and no one won...

Pay $19.95 for a 30-day trial of a Craftmatic bed using a fake credit card, and then move out of your house or the terrorists win...
 

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cnredd said:
They tried that once and no one won...

Pay $19.95 for a 30-day trial of a Craftmatic bed using a fake credit card, and then move out of your house or the terrorists win...

Throw eggs at chickens, or else the terrorists win!
 

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Throw fallafels at camels, or else the terrorists win!
 

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Never leave the house without clean underwear:3oops: ...or else the terrorists will win
 

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AK_Conservative said:
Masturbate Uncontrolably or the terrorists will win!
Ahhh...The things I do for my country...

I have a direct line from my shower drain to the sperm bank*...:2wave:

*That's an original...I should have that copyrighted...

When doing the above, think of Bea Arthur or the terrorists win...
 

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cnredd said:
Ahhh...The things I do for my country...

I have a direct line from my shower drain to the sperm bank*...:2wave:

*That's an original...I should have that copyrighted...

When doing the above, think of Bea Arthur or the terrorists win...

Ugh... Judas H. Priest! That bitch is old!

Glue your little brother's hands to his face, or else the terrorists win.
 

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Do what George Bush says, or else the terrorists will win.
 

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give me $500,000 or the terrorists will win!
 

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Stace said:
give me $500,000 or the terrorists will win!

Do your taxes early with H&R Block or the terrorists will win!

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