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...or else the terrorists win!

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I thought this might be fun. Let's say humorous things that if they don't happen, the terrorists win. I'll start.

Eat your broccoli, or else the terrorists win!
 

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Vote Conservative, or else the terrorists win!
 

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cnredd said:
Vote Conservative, or else the terrorists win!
I thought it was "Vote republican, it's easier than thinking!" lol

Drive a gas-suzzling SUV, or else the terrorists win!
 

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galenrox said:
Make Cnredd give Galen his TV, or else the terrorists win!
If it comes down to giving you my 53" HDTV or being a terrorist, I have one thing to say....

Allah Akbar, mother ****er!...:2wave:
 

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Appreciate post-modern deconstructivist conceptual performance art or the terrorists win!

or maybe they're right and we do deserve to die......


cnredd, I love how you even put the little waving guy next to your Allah Akbar m-f.
don't take much to crack me up...whew, boy and that did
of course I am getting near the bottom of a glass of fine pinot
 

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Quid Pro Quo said:
Don't capitalize the C in cnredd or else the terrorists win :doh
:rofl :rofl :rofl
 

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AK_Conservative said:
Defeat Hilary in 08 or the terrorists will win!
oh, boo.

De-feet Porky Pig or the terorrists will win.
 

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Vote Democrat and the Terrorists will DEFINATELY win.

(Thanks to the lot like Dick Durbin. Comforting the terrorists by calling US troops Nazi soldiers.)
 

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Donkey1499 said:
Vote Democrat and the Terrorists will DEFINATELY win.

(Thanks to the lot like Dick Durbin. Comforting the terrorists by calling US troops Nazi soldiers.)
Isn't this thread supposed to be fun?

Be funny you, or the terrorists will win!
 

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mixedmedia said:
Isn't this thread supposed to be fun?

Be funny you, or the terrorists will win!
I was being funny. So laugh at the donkey under my screen name or else the republi----- oops..... I mean the terrorists win.

:rofl
 

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Donkey1499 said:
I was being funny. So laugh at the donkey under my screen name or else the republi----- oops..... I mean the terrorists win.

:rofl
donkeys are so cute. :2wave:

Max out your credit limit or the terrorists will win!
 

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mixedmedia said:
Isn't this thread supposed to be fun?

Be funny you, or the terrorists will win!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
 

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Learn to type one-handed, or else the terrorists win! :monkey
 

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galenrox said:
Smoke less weed or else the terrorists win...
Oh crap, that was a real one, LOL!

Hang all of your pictures crooked, or else the terrorists win!

Galenrox didnt post :monkey , so the terrorists won! :(

Watch south park or the terrorists will win!
 

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Give Rush Limbaugh oxycontin, or else the terrorists win!:monkey :rock :stooges :fueltofir
 

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galenrox said:
****ING HELL DUDE!!! Here, I'll put a bunch of them plus other ones I find ammusing at the moment, it'll make up for it, it's cool, I checked
:monkey :sinking: :blowup:
dude, there we go, it's all cool

Do the roccawear and lean back or else the terrorists win

Apparently I put 33 too many of them, so I must cut the amount of smilies down to 4

LMMFAO OMG.. What a night.. thats so funny! 33 too many! :rofl

The person below me thrives on vaperizers! You know what i mean galenrox!
 

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galenrox said:
HELL YEAH I DO BUT THIS IS THE WRONG THREAD FOR THIS!!! No monkeys and no statement of what one must do to keep the terrorists from winning, they must be winning you crazy bastard, you're playing with all of our lives here!

Buy Kelly Clarkson's new album, or else the terrorists win!:monkey :monkey :monkey
hahaha.....maybe if we give Kelly Clarkson and all those other annoying American Idols to the terrorists, they will flee in terror themselves...kind of like the innocuous bacteria that killed the aliens in War of the Worlds

Bring back The Monkees or the terrorists will win!
 

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Water your houseplants or the terrorists win.
 
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