National Cleavege Day..... (1 Viewer)

[MMC]

.....we missed it and not one of our UK bruthas even bothered to inform of us of said event. I was waiting for today as I thought the day was the same day all the time. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT OUR UK bruthas would hold out on us. Now what is up with that. Trying to hold out on ya American bruthas. Now this is just totally unacceptable.....completely.

National Cleavage Day 2013, and the Winner Is?.....

This week March 27 saw Wonderbra award the honours list for this year’s National Cleavage day in preparation for the International Cleavage Day on March 31.

Always controversial the days of Cleavage Day are intended to be a bit of light hearted fun, a day of confidence and pride.

The breast of British celebrity honours list has once again been assembled by the Cleavage Honours Committee. The committee’s panel is assembled by Wonderbra, consisting of a number of breast experts (Wonderbra designers) and winners of the title from previous years, Holly Willoughby and Carol Voderman acted as Dames of the Cleavage this year.

Celebrating the best cleavage moments of the year, it takes far more than a willingness to put ones puppies on displays to make the list. Many many factors are involved; quantity and quality of cleavage display as well as the cleavage itself must be taken into account.

Michelle Keegan took the honour of Cleavage of the Year, with a body made for bikini’s Michelle was also put into the Hall of Fame for her near perfect breasts. After bursting onto the scene in 2007 playing Tina McIntyre on Coronation Street Michelle has won ‘Sexiest Female’ award at the BSA (British Soap Awards), winning 4 years in a row.

National Cleavage Day awards wouldn’t be complete without Kate Upton who this year won the popular vote for best breast in the business.

National Cleavage Day 2013, and the Winner Is? | After Hours

National Cleavage Day, also known as NCD,[1] is a annual celebration that is held in South Africa. It is held in March or April each year. The event is sponsored by the brassière marketer wonderbra.[2] National Cleavage Day was started in 2002 and held at the beginning of April every year.[3] The NCD was started in April 2002 in South Africa.[3

The event was created to help build women empowerment about their breast being very unique and that they should be very proud of it.[1] She also stated that "It gives men a legitimate (real) reason to stare (look) at boobs (women's breast)."[1]

National Cleavage Day is celebrated in offices, restaurants and bars throughout the nation.

 

[Jredbaron96]

Today is a good day.

 

[notquiteright]

Finally something we agree on! :2wave:

First damn those Limey Bastages for not informing us, this slight ranks right up there with the Stamp Act!

Next how can we have fallen behind in Cleavage Celebrations? What has happened to our Republic?! We pioneered public displays of cleavage with wet T-shirt competitions, any weekend in Key West, Spring break girls gone wild, and any Hollywood red carpet event! We must embrace good ol' American Cleavages where ever and however we find them! We shall stand head and boulders above the rest of the world when it comes to celebrating female secondary sex features- breastises to you public school graduates...

We should do one of those White House petitions for a USofA National Silly Cone Valley day. Bet we can have a bi-partisan bill to promote 'Made in the USA' cleavages and a day to honor them.

Ladies, do your part to promote this by baring your parts!

YES WE CAN, see the cans!

ahhhh my wife is giving me 'that look' I'd better stop....

 

[Aunt Spiker]

You know I can't come into a thread like this, and ruin it it, don't you?


A lovely reminder that all tits are: sacks of flabby fat divided by the daunting, dank ocean of sweaty, dank skin. Mmmm mmmm

 

[MMC]

Top 10 reasons National Cleavage Day is definitely a viable cause for celebration.....

Holly Willoughby: The face of boobs.....

But there may be some of you who have started to wonder whether National Cleavage Day has any real meaning or purpose. For the cynics, here are the top 10 reasons that NCD is totally a viable cause for celebration…

10. What else are we supposed to do at the end of March?

There is literally nothing else to do this week apart from celebrate cleavages. I would be amazed if you could find anything – anything – of cultural, social or religious significance that is going on at the moment. Hell, they’ve even given us all a four-day weekend to celebrate cleavages. That’s how important it is!

Boobs!

9. Being a multi-faceted human being is just not good enough

What, do you think they’re going to celebrate your personality? ‘National Personality Day’? Don’t make me laugh! No; your boobs are the best bit about you and don’t you forget it.

Stop smiling like you have a personality and show us your boobs.....

8. Cleavage > boobs

Regularly hoisted boobs are nice enough, but let’s face it; they never look better than when stuffed into a bra three sizes too small.

That’s why National Cleavage Day works so well. It says: ‘Ladies, we like your boobs just fine when they’re sitting naturally out in front and even when you’ve plonked them casually into some kind of undergarment. But if you really want to impress, why not cruelly pack your breasts into a plunge bra made for self-conscious pre-teens, so that they rest uncomfortably somewhere between your collarbone and your earlobes? That’s it – show them no mercy. Scrumptious.’

Mmmm… uncomfortable-looking boobs.....snip~

 

[bubbabgone]

You know I can't come into a thread like this, and ruin it it, don't you?


A lovely reminder that all tits are: sacks of flabby fat divided by the daunting, dank ocean of sweaty, dank skin. Mmmm mmmm

Leave it up to Aunty to make a mountain out of a molehill on this the greatest of all national holidays.

 

[MMC]

7. Everything else has its own day

Mothers; fathers; bloody ‘no smoking’ – everything has its own national day. Why shouldn’t half-strangled appendages get theirs?

Boobs.....


6. Search Engine Optimisation

National Cleavage Day allows websites to write things with ‘cleavage’ in the headline. If you haven’t heard of SEO, go and look it up (on Google, naturally) and come back here to appreciate the fortuitousness of NCD. Now can you see why we’re also crossing our fingers for National Jennifer Lawrence Hot Day and National Rihanna Naked Boobs Sex Day?

Boob quest.....

5. Katie Price hasn’t been relevant for a while

But mark my words, she’ll be back before the day is out. In fact, I’m not entirely convinced this whole day hasn’t been orchestrated by her PR team in an effort to get her name back out there.

Almost-forgotten boobs.....snip~

 

[MMC]

4. Women with good cleavages should be recognised for their efforts

There are women out there – real, human women – who have spent thousands of pounds and even more thousands of hours perfecting their cleavages. Employing everything from invasive cosmetic surgery to t*t-tape, these women have dedicated much of their lives to the cause of looking a bit like they’ve got 2x Heston Blumenthal stuck on their chests. And that, surely, is to be commended.

Well done those boobs.....

3. And women with poorly performing cleavages need to be chastised

Equally, there are some women who have forgotten the importance of having sizeable chest-booty. These females are labouring under the misapprehension that there are more pressing matters in life, like earning a living and caring for their young.

To these women, National Cleavage Day says: ‘Boo you, you gross-looking shrew! For the love of all things holy, put down that breastfeeding child and concentrate on what’s important!’

Out of the way, tiny human – we need boobs.....

2. Don’t you know there’s a recession on?

Oh look, National Cleavage Day hasn’t been orchestrated entirely by Katie Price’s PR team, after all. In fact, it’s the work of those folks at Wonderbra, who helpfully, also have a range of cleavage-enhancing bras you’re invited to purchase in the event that March 27th leaves you feeling a little on the inadequate side. It’s not beyond the realms of possibility that a consortium of cosmetic surgeons are in on the act, too.

But don’t be cynical – what’s good for our boobs is good for the economy is good for Britain. God save the Queen.

Expensive boobs!.....snip~

 

[MMC]

1. Pictures!

Phwoar. It’s empowering, innit.

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[bubbabgone]

hmmm ... this could lead to a broad political realignment for me ...

 

[MMC]

You know I can't come into a thread like this, and ruin it it, don't you?


A lovely reminder that all tits are: sacks of flabby fat divided by the daunting, dank ocean of sweaty, dank skin. Mmmm mmmm

YA BOOB!!!!!

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[penn1954]

You know I can't come into a thread like this, and ruin it it, don't you?


A lovely reminder that all tits are: sacks of flabby fat divided by the daunting, dank ocean of sweaty, dank skin. Mmmm mmmm

Boy I'm glad I havent eaten this morning.

Please warn us Auntie !!:lol:

 

[Infinite Chaos]

-- we missed it and not one of our UK bruthas even bothered to inform of us of said event.

Look, I was busy looking at cleavage dammit, what do you want from us?

Blood? It seems that you are about to nick Holly Willoughby from us anyway which might demand an invasion..

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That picture alone demands a repost. :mrgreen:

 

[rocket88]

We need to make it INTERNATIONAL Cleavage Day.

 

[polgara]

hmmm ... this could lead to a broad political realignment for me ...

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Good morning, Bubba. :2wave:

Bait, Bubba, bait...keep telling yourself you will not fall for bait.... :lamo:

 

[Infinite Chaos]

We need to make it INTERNATIONAL Cleavage Day.

Stop nicking our best ideas dammit!

 

[Aunt Spiker]

Ironically - that photo with all the women in the OP doesn't show a single inch of cleavage. LOL!!!

Mmmmm yeah boy - I see the appeal. :nahnah:

 

[Aunt Spiker]

Stop nicking our best ideas dammit!

LOL - we have breast cancer awareness stuff - all year long - but 'I heart boobies' is frowned on. LOL

 

[MMC]

So in light of the annual National Cleavage Day which has got us stumped this year because some say it was on the 30th March and some say its yet to happen on either the 5th, 10th or 15th of April. Any which way it’s one of our favourite days of the year! A day we get to ogle at one of Gods gift to man! So ladies if you have it flaunt it.

National Cleavage Day 2013 might have come and gone or it might still be coming but we felt that the right thing to do is bring you some cleavage appreciation! We have taken a collection of pics from our weekly LW Babes that we’ve featured so far this year, cropped them down to the desired area and posted them here, with links to the respective full features, for your enjoyment:

From our LW Babe of the Week – Sasha

From our LW Babe of the Week – Elouise

Estelle.....snip~

National Cleavage Day 2013 | LW Mag

:2razz:

 

[MMC]

LOL - we have breast cancer awareness stuff - all year long - but 'I heart boobies' is frowned on. LOL

Okay Auntie Mmmmm.....if ya shows me yours. I promise EYEs wont frown! :lamo

 

[Aunt Spiker]

YEAH BABY - EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CLEAVAGE! No sexual discrimination in this thread! Nuh unh

That is not cleavage - small tits DON'T have cleavage . . . they have a span of skin - not cleavage. It's called cleavage for a reason and not 'the exposed flesh over the sternum'

 

[bubbabgone]

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Oh c'mon ... You had to know something like this would be coming ...

 

[Infinite Chaos]

It's called cleavage for a reason

Now you're talking dirty to me.............

 

[MMC]

YEAH BABY - EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CLEAVAGE! No sexual discrimination in this thread! Nuh unh



That is not cleavage - small tits DON'T have cleavage . . . they have a span of skin - not cleavage. It's called cleavage for a reason and not 'the exposed flesh over the sternum'[/QUOTE]

National Cleavage Day Celebrated On Twitter.....

Jenni

As today was national cleavage day, here is my late offering. pic.twitter.com/XvoSH1wG98

National Cleavage Day Celebrated On Twitter | Social News Daily


U mean to tell me goilz was putting their pics out over Twitter.....EYS got to get me this ASAP. :shock:

 

[Gardener]

I show my cleavage all the time.

I really think I need to find a job where I'm not bending over so much.