Just discovered why Texas is so big

[Stealers Wheel]

So I came across a reality TV show called Lone Star Law. Think "Cops" but with Game wardens. They drive around checking fishing licenses, arresting drunk boaters, rescuing injured wildlife, etc. Interesting show.

Texas is so big because they need that much room to hold all the dumbasses there. My Gawd there are some stupid, ignorant people down there.

 

[ttwtt78640]

So I came across a reality TV show called Lone Star Law. Think "Cops" but with Game wardens. They drive around checking fishing licenses, arresting drunk boaters, rescuing injured wildlife, etc. Interesting show.

Texas is so big because they need that much room to hold all the dumbasses there. My Gawd there are some stupid, ignorant people down there.

Hmm…

 

[Cardinal]

I don’t need a tv show to know that people are stupid. All I need is to continue watching half of America’s response to a pandemic.

The assumption is that Don’t Look Up is about environmental catastrophe, and it probably is, but it could just as easily be about our response to the pandemic.

 

[Superfly]

I don’t need a tv show to know that people are stupid. All I need is to continue watching half of America’s response to a pandemic.

The assumption is that Don’t Look Up is about environmental catastrophe, and it probably is, but it could just as easily be about our response to the pandemic.

I think that it is probably about the pandemic response, but didn't want to offend the millions of idiots that refuse to look up.

 

[PirateMk1]

Hmm…

Nicely played soon to be neighbor. I thought about getting me a Stetson and giant belt buckle, I already gots boots. Then I realized my head is way too big. I will stick with the ball cap and hawaiian shirts.

 

[Crovax]

I think that it is probably about the pandemic response, but didn't want to offend the millions of idiots that refuse to look up.

That was the most unrealistic part of the movie, where the guy looked up and found out the truth. In real life they look up and still deny.

 

[ttwtt78640]

Nicely played soon to be neighbor. I thought about getting me a Stetson and giant belt buckle, I already gots boots. Then I realized my head is way too big. I will stick with the ball cap and hawaiian shirts.

You are quite welcome as my soon to be neighbor. More Ray Wylie Hubbard seems appropriate for the occasion.

 

[PirateMk1]

You are quite welcome as my soon to be neighbor. More Ray Wylie Hubbard seems appropriate for the occasion.

I discovered in Galveston and the surrounding area that Hawaiian shirts are the equivalent of camouflage is in other parts of Texas and in other rural states.