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Jesus Says Trump Is the New Moses

BitterPill

BitterPill

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The lib-prog child traffickers, adrenochrome miners one and all, will face the wrath of the New Moses in 2024!



Jim Caviezel, AKA Jesus, will be our next VP, and you first heard it here.

MAGA.
 
BitterPill said:
The lib-prog child traffickers, adrenochrome miners one and all, will face the wrath of the New Moses in 2024!



Jim Caviezel, AKA Jesus, will be our next VP, and you first heard it here.

MAGA.
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And just like Moses, Trump will lead the exodus of the MAGAs out of America, across the rio grande (which he WILL part), and into the promised land of Mexico. 🙏🙏
 
Fun fact: Sound of Freedom is being hugely astroturfed. Sold out theaters... with not a single person there. Someone is buying out entire showings to try and make the film look popular.
 
americanwoman said:
And just like Moses, Trump will lead the exodus of the MAGAs out of America, across the rio grande (which he WILL part), and into the promised land of Mexico. 🙏🙏
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I had nightmares after, as a child, I saw The Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys terrified me, and no amount of therapy helped. So it is, as an adult, with Dark Brandon, but now I have genuine hope.

Dark Brandon will flee in terror from the Moses/Jesus ticket.

Amen and MAGA.
 
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BitterPill said:
I had nightmares when, as a child, I saw The Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys terrified me, and no amount of therapy helped. So it is, as an adult, with Dark Brandon, but now I have genuine hope.

Dark Brandon will flee in terror from the Moses/Jesus ticket.

Amen and MAGA.
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Au contraire BP, if Trump is really the "Moses" you want him to be y'all MAGAs will be the ones fleeing.
 
If you can work this right just point trump and his followers out onto the the Great Basin Desert and with some luck you may not see them again for about forty years.
 
Trump will have Jesus get him reelected and make Jesus pay for the campaign.
 
Are you sure it wasn’t Moses that said Jesus is the new Trump?
 
BitterPill said:
The lib-prog child traffickers, adrenochrome miners one and all, will face the wrath of the New Moses in 2024!



Jim Caviezel, AKA Jesus, will be our next VP, and you first heard it here.

MAGA.
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Jim is the lead in one of my all time favorite movies (2001Count of Monte Cristo). Sad to see him be such a raging nutjob.
 
BitterPill said:
I had nightmares after, as a child, I saw The Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys terrified me, and no amount of therapy helped. So it is, as an adult, with Dark Brandon, but now I have genuine hope.

Dark Brandon will flee in terror from the Moses/Jesus ticket.

Amen and MAGA.
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I think your scenario makes trump/Caviezel the flying monkeys.
 
americanwoman said:
And just like Moses, Trump will lead the exodus of the MAGAs out of America, across the rio grande (which he WILL part), and into the promised land of Mexico. 🙏🙏
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I wonder if they are expecting Trump to part the Rio Grande so they can walk across like Moses did the Red Sea?
 
I hate to break it to you, but, Moses never existed.

Just another MAGA false narrative.
 
BitterPill said:
The lib-prog child traffickers, adrenochrome miners one and all, will face the wrath of the New Moses in 2024!



Jim Caviezel, AKA Jesus, will be our next VP, and you first heard it here.

MAGA.
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I imagine, with all Donald's sexual assaults, he's probably (through STD's) caused a lot of "burning bushes".
 
BitterPill said:
The lib-prog child traffickers, adrenochrome miners one and all, will face the wrath of the New Moses in 2024!



Jim Caviezel, AKA Jesus, will be our next VP, and you first heard it here.

MAGA.
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Can't wait to see what's carved in the stone tablets he brings down from the mountain.
 
Grand Mal said:
Can't wait to see what's carved in the stone tablets he brings down from the mountain.
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"I bring you word from the LORD, engraved in these tablets ... here ... um, maybe I ate the tablets"
 
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