Pinkie said:Gipper, Gipper, Gipper.
What a loss to the greeting card industry and the romance novel genre you are.
LOLOL.
That's great for men, I think. Lying to women eventually gets old. And they say men have egos...
Things all women should know:
1. Jeans don't make you look fat. Fat makes you look fat.
2. Yes, she's prettier than you.
3. "Size matters" cannot be uttered if you're a B cup.
4. Sending you flowers at work means "prepare to reciprocate". Blowjobs are a good start.
5. You can take the trash out anytime during the day on Sundays. However, there are only so many halftimes.
6. He doesn't have to tell you he loves you all the time. He just does. Let it go.
7. Your mother is a bitch.
8. He doesn't know if they match. This is why you have girlfriends and gay men.
9. If Twilight is playing, he has the right to go see a Wesley Snipes movie in the other theater, as long as both movies end within a half hour of each other. If bored, play some pinball.
10. Don't change the radio station. You don't need to ask why. Just don't.
This is but a small part of the list, but a good start.
I'm not in the best of physical health. I have diabetes, adrenal insufficiency, depression, bouts of insomnia, a 15 mm kidney stone that refuses to pass, back problems and sleep apnea. I take medication for the depression, so that's under control, but I'm struggling with the diabetes despite the meds and I'm trying to slowly wean off medication for the adrenal problem with very limited success. Every time I decrease the dosage, I experience profound fatigue. Very annoying. Socially, I'm doing great and I just got my nursing license so I'm on cloud nine about that
One thing I enjoyed about being married was doting on my wife for no reason other than making her feel good and making her friends jealous. I would send her flowers at work, and my reward was her friends praising me for it. Their husbands didn't like being being shown up, so soon everyone started receiving flowers at work and the boss nicely asked us to stop. I would occasionally put a note in her car, she and a friend would go to lunch, her friend would see the note and it made her look good to others. I would take the boys out and be gon at the time she would come home, a note telling her where we went, and that new bath salts were waiting for her in the upstairs bathroom.That's great for men, I think. Lying to women eventually gets old. And they say men have egos...
Things all women should know:
1. Jeans don't make you look fat. Fat makes you look fat.
2. Yes, she's prettier than you.
3. "Size matters" cannot be uttered if you're a B cup.
4. Sending you flowers at work means "prepare to reciprocate". Blowjobs are a good start.
5. You can take the trash out anytime during the day on Sundays. However, there are only so many halftimes.
6. He doesn't have to tell you he loves you all the time. He just does. Let it go.
7. Your mother is a bitch.
8. He doesn't know if they match. This is why you have girlfriends and gay men.
9. If Twilight is playing, he has the right to go see a Wesley Snipes movie in the other theater, as long as both movies end within a half hour of each other. If bored, play some pinball.
10. Don't change the radio station. You don't need to ask why. Just don't.
This is but a small part of the list, but a good start.
Do you think you are in good health ... if so why? If not why?
WHO
I don't do much cardiovascular exercise or what not.... May even have to go to a 12 step program, as I currently feel "powerless."
Don't know how you're doing on money-- I'm indigent and unemployable-- but the charity clinic where I receive my treatment runs a health and fitness group that allows me into the YMCA gym three times a week for 'free' (the price of my usual group therapy, which is $0).
I'm a mom of two teens, I have an extremely high stress job, I don't get much exercise since I started this job. I'm too tired to feel good. I'm almost 44, but I have a sick sense of humor and try to find something to laugh about everyday. I do sometimes think something is wrong with me (physically) but I am not going to a doctor to have them look at me like I'm crazy. My house and bills will be paid for if I die, and my kids will be set. Life happens.....we're all here for the ride. Might as well enjoy it as much as possible.
edited to add: It sounds like your situation is worse (financially speaking) than mine - granted I'm poor, but there is that safety net. I also live with my (relatively) well off parents, who are getting up there in age....
Yes, for my age very much so. But it's all favorable genetics. I eat what I want, when I want. Smoke but don't drink and these days don't exercise as I used to. Never got into the exercise for exercise sake thing.
The poll is intentionally anonymous.
I am genuinely interested in how people view their own state of health.
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With all due respect, I don't see how the "poll" can remain anonymous when you've asked people to specify "why" or "why not"... which kinda gives up the anonymous part, don't you think? :mrgreen:
There are men and women in the Kenyan village over 95 who can and so still dig furrows and otherwise participate in the family farm. Granted, that's kind of a different world.
Obviously! my point was if someone wanted to vote and not reveal to the forum community they felt they were in poor health I wanted them to know confidentiality was assured.
Clearly, if they comment they choose to reveal what is on their mind regarding the topic.
I think it was the inner NP in me revealed ... I am trying to respect privacy so posters will vote and only if they choose to discuss their vote are they revealed. I am not sure how well this forum community knows of each other and real identities so i wanted that to be understood. I am genuinely curious and wanted to get as many voters as possible.
Another thought and just general fyi and nothing to do with your post ... I think if someone talks of a personal health struggle it is unethical to throw that back at them in a different thread on controversial topics.
:lol:
With all due respect, I don't see how the "poll" can remain anonymous when you've asked people to specify "why" or "why not"... which kinda gives up the anonymous part, don't you think? :mrgreen:
ARMY strong HOOOAH!Do you think you are in good health ... if so why? If not why?
WHO
But, at least here, we have an honest man...No, I would say that I am profoundly unwell. I suffer from serious mental illness as well as being generally unhappy. I am also overweight and in poor cardiovascular shape. I'm also a relatively heavy smoker.
:lol:
With all due respect, I don't see how the "poll" can remain anonymous when you've asked people to specify "why" or "why not"... which kinda gives up the anonymous part, don't you think? :mrgreen:
And no, I am not in good health because I have an incurable illness that physically limits me and will eventually be terminal.
Oops, I voted before I read your OP.
I guess then no, I'm not.
1. The wife refused to work on marriage problems, refused to seek help for her own personal problems, committed adultery and left the marriage. So much for getting to be a husband.
2. My X kidnapped the children, I haven't barely seen them in years, and now it looks like she's going to get away with it and live in another state, so I won't be seeing them while they grow up, either. So much for being a dad.
3. A couple of my best buds decided to use a loaded assault rife as the object of a practical joke on me. I flipped **** and got them in trouble. No more best buds.
I've lost pretty much everything I know and love. No, I'm not doing very well at all. I've been back in country for only a week and I'm already falling back into the 'old normal' of excessive video games and mood-food just to numb the pain. I want a way to express and vent my aggression but everywhere I turn I have to treat people like glass. In Afghanistan I would save it all up for convoy where I could then drive very aggressively, forcing people off the road and, in a couple instances, psychically push them out of my way with my truck. I would see some guys looking suspicious and beg them to do something stupid so I could open up with my machine gun.
Strangely enough, because I could vent, I feel I was fairly well adjusted overseas.
Now I have to color between the lines again, and I will, but that means the anger has no where to go...
Do you think you are in good health ... if so why? If not why?
WHO
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