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How gay are you?

30?!?!?! Are you some sort of Metrosexual?

I got 20%.

It said "You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"
 
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Tucker Case said:
30?!?!?! Are you some sort of Metrosexual?

I got 20%.

It said "You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"
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I think its because I regularly cut my hair. But I maintain my military style haircut, not because I need to keep from getting split ends.
 
WI Crippler said:
I think its because I regularly cut my hair. But I maintain my military style haircut, not because I need to keep from getting split ends.
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Well, that's not gay, nor is it metro.

I shave my head every now and then simply because it pisses off the weife and means I can go longer between haircuts.


I noticed question 18 about washing your face didn't have the straight male option of "I pretty much just use the shampoo while I'm in the shower".
 
Tucker Case said:
I noticed question 18 about washing your face didn't have the straight male option of "I pretty much just use the shampoo while I'm in the shower".
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Yeah, I just put soap for that answer.

I do have to admit, when the first meter kept climbing, I was worried for a second.
 
I looked at the picture on the left, and then BAM! I had a craving for a manmeat sandwich.

What did you do to me?
 
20% here - maybe because I've trimmed my pubic hair before???

I think the questions are gay -so take that!

:lol:
 
36% for me.

As stereotypical as all of the questions were I'm surprised there weren't questions about show tunes, Barbara Streisand and curtain patterns.
 
dclxvinoise said:
36% for me.

As stereotypical as all of the questions were I'm surprised there weren't questions about show tunes, Barbara Streisand and curtain patterns.
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Well you'd have to have the 3 same answers for straight guys

Um, what?
Um, what?
Um, what?
 
dclxvinoise said:
36% for me.

As stereotypical as all of the questions were I'm surprised there weren't questions about show tunes, Barbara Streisand and curtain patterns.
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Whew some one is gayer than moi @33%
 
I took it again, as a female, and answered the questions. I am apparently 63% lesbian.

Interesting question change from the straight male questions, was a question asking whether or not I have beaten a man at pool :2razz:
 
WI Crippler said:
I took it again, as a female, and answered the questions. I am apparently 63% lesbian.

Interesting question change from the straight male questions, was a question asking whether or not I have beaten a man at pool :2razz:
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I just did the same thing and I'm 73% dyke.

I had to answer Yes (often) to the pool question because it was closer to the truth than no was, but I don't do it often.

I thought it was weird how many of the questions that were the same as the one's for guys but the answers in reverse order.

I had no idea what to say on the one about who was better dressed your mother or father. I had literally never even considered the question before then, and now I realize they both dress like tards.
 
Joey is 46% Gay.

Congratulations, you've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well-adjusted homo guy!
 
Tucker Case said:
I had no idea what to say on the one about who was better dressed your mother or father. I had literally never even considered the question before then, and now I realize they both dress like tards.
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Yeah, that question was kind of a head scratcher for me. Since my dad delivered feed to farmers, I put my mom since he would get dirty.
 
WI Crippler said:
Yeah, that question was kind of a head scratcher for me. Since my dad delivered feed to farmers, I put my mom since he would get dirty.
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I put my dad because he doesn't wear anything with leopard print on it. At least that I can see. I'm not exactly privy to his skivvies. I'm guessing that he probably wears underoos like I do.
 
WI Crippler said:
Maybe the questions are different if you pick man who sleeps with men.
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I have no idea what some of those questions were meant to tell them. The one about whether you go to their place or yours when you pick someone up was just weird. Everyone knows gay men just have sex at the gym.
 
WI Crippler said:
Maybe the questions are different if you pick man who sleeps with men.
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Just tested it, nope. And they don't give extra points for saying you sleep with men. I still got twenty percent, but the comment was different:

"You're so incredibly straight acting, does anyone ever realise you are a true blue gay guy?"
 
Tucker Case said:
Just tested it, nope. And they don't give extra points for saying you sleep with men. I still got twenty percent, but the comment was different:

"You're so incredibly straight acting, does anyone ever realise you are a true blue gay guy?"
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That's kind of funny. There's been a running joke among all of our friends that I need to come out of the closet and tell everyone I am straight. A couple years back they gave me a t-shirt that says "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is".

I can rub my score in their faces now.
 
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