Giuliani: Worst. Lawyer. Ever.

Did President Trump’s lawyers or you yourself reach out to the special counsel’s office after the story, as has just been reported?

I can’t discuss that. President Trump would not have done that. If anybody would have done it, obviously it would have been his lawyers, and I really can’t discuss that. That would be confidential.

Do you—

But I can tell you, from the moment I read the story, I knew the story was false.

Because?

Because I have been through all the tapes, I have been through all the texts, I have been through all the e-mails, and I knew none existed. And then, basically, when the special counsel said that, just in case there are any others I might not know about, they probably went through others and found the same thing.

Wait, what tapes have you gone through?

I shouldn’t have said tapes. They alleged there were texts and e-mails that corroborated that Cohen was saying the President told him to lie. There were no texts, there were no e-mails, and the President never told him to lie.

So, there were no tapes you listened to, though?

No tapes. Well, I have listened to tapes, but none of them concern this.

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NeverTrumpGOP said:

Check out this interview:



Rudy says he has gone through all the tapes, texts, and emails.
Interviewer is like WTF what tapes?
Rudy realizes he stepped in it. "I shouldn't have said tapes." No texts, No emails though.
Interviewer asks question again.
Lordy, There are tapes.

“Even if He Did Do It, It Wouldn’t Be a Crime”: Rudy Giuliani on President Trump


There's lots of rumors saying that he's angling to get fired.

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Superfly said:

Just like a Trumpster. :lol:

*******

"So what have you heard, Mr. Guiliani?"

"Oh I listened to a bunch of tapes."

"Oh, tapes? What did the tapes say?"

"What tapes? I never said anything about tapes. You are twisting my words."

"Mr. Giuliani, you literally just said you heard tapes."

"No, I didn't. You misheard me."

"Would you like me to rewind my recor-"

"No!"

"Excuse me?"

"SHUT UP, FAKE NOOZE!"

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NeverTrumpGOP said:

Check out this interview:



Rudy says he has gone through all the tapes, texts, and emails.
Interviewer is like WTF what tapes?
Rudy realizes he stepped in it. "I shouldn't have said tapes." No texts, No emails though.
Interviewer asks question again.
Lordy, There are tapes.

“Even if He Did Do It, It Wouldn’t Be a Crime”: Rudy Giuliani on President Trump


There's lots of rumors saying that he's angling to get fired.

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Mr Person said:

If Team Trump is lucky, Mueller will behave more honorably than many prosecutors I've seen and not wait until a couple weeks before trial before dumping voluminous important discovery on the defense that was "accidentally" not disclosed earlier, and the judge won't say **** it, add learning that to your trial prep (both common occurrences in certain counties in MA state courts).

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Mr Person said:

If Team Trump is lucky, Mueller will behave more honorably than many prosecutors I've seen and not wait until a couple weeks before trial before dumping voluminous important discovery on the defense that was "accidentally" not disclosed earlier, and the judge won't say **** it, add learning that to your trial prep (both common occurrences in certain counties in MA state courts).




Is this interview real, though? I know New Yorker has a lot of fiction sections.

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