The Giant Noodle
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Dude... that... ****ing... sucks.
**** dude that's so unfortunate it just... ****.
Poor guy I really feel for him. Actually got kinda teary eyed readin the story.
You could say he... knocked her dead...
There were so many jokes that could have been done with this that would have worked way better than that one. Something involving the term "Divine intervention" would have been a great.
But let's say that you wanted to stick with a pun. Something about how this guy finally has a smokin' hot girlfriend would have fit well.
If you really wanted to be witty and callous at teh same time, you could have said "Wow, this guy suvived a lightning strike and dodged a bullet at the same time. He's like some sort of superhero!"
I'm just really disappointed this was the first joke made in this thread. I've been trying to be a kinder gentler person about these types of stories, so I refrained from posting one of my own hoping that someone would put them in for me, and now I'm really heartbroken by this thread. :2razz:
He must have... taken her breath away... blown her off her feet... been shocked... I got a million of these I could go through baby. But no none are that funny
Their relationship ended with a bang.
"Talk about going out with a bang" would have been better.
At least their relationship never lost that spark
Oh, that's awful. I proposed to my fiancée at Mt. Rainier. If I had read this story first, I'd have picked an indoor location. Very sad, but on the bright side, that might have been God's way of saying, "You can do better." You never know.
There relationship was like a shooting star. It burned hot for a moment and went out in a flash.
No no you're making them too long, the art of pun making is brevity.
That was a metaphor.
actually it was a comparison, a metaphor would have been worded "their relationship was a shooting star..."
You're right. It was a simile.
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