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Game: You know you're getting older when....

Arch Enemy said:
When on your first day in a college dorm (threeish years ago) people sitting on the stairs quickly extinguish their joints because they mistake you for a Residence Assistant.

FML
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get out of this thread. ;-)
 
When you hear new rock and start telling the listeners it was better in your day.:shock: I am now that guy.:doh

* I'm right btw, it's just the same thing I heard when my rock was new.
just sayin'
 
You know you are getting older when: Your wife whispers in your ear that maybe you should go to bed together and you think YES...a nap is JUST what I need right now!
 
VanceMack said:
You know you are getting older when: Your wife whispers in your ear that maybe you should go to bed together and you think YES...a nap is JUST what I need right now!
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Oh... that's bad.


You win.
 
You know you are getting older when: When passing women at the gym you will still puff up your chest, but cant be bothered with sucking in the gut...
 
VanceMack said:
You know you are getting older when: When passing women at the gym you will still puff up your chest, but cant be bothered with sucking in the gut...
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LOL


You know you're getting older that as a woman who goes to the gym regularly, you don't care about the sweat soaked t-shirt and hair stuck to your face when you see a good looking man. You just figure... hey, this ain't a beauty contest (good thing too!)
 
TheGirlNextDoor said:
LOL


You know you're getting older that as a woman who goes to the gym regularly, you don't care about the sweat soaked t-shirt and hair stuck to your face when you see a good looking man. You just figure... hey, this ain't a beauty contest (good thing too!)
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They should make a gym for folks like us...err...those people we were talking about...

They could call it "Olds Gym"...
 
You're getting older when what you used to do all night now takes you all night to do.

And true story from Saturday night:

After the dinner party we had, we went out to the Saddle Ranch and a bar fight broke out; instead of jumping in the middle of it sauced like everybody else, I just sat and watched sober and thought to myself: "Why don't they just let them fight and tire themselves out and maybe someone focus on refilling my diet coke?"

So lame getting older...
 
jallman said:
You're getting older when what you used to do all night now takes you all night to do.

And true story from Saturday night:

After the dinner party we had, we went out to the Saddle Ranch and a bar fight broke out; instead of jumping in the middle of it sauced like everybody else, I just sat and watched sober and thought to myself: "Why don't they just let them fight and tire themselves out and maybe someone focus on refilling my diet coke?"

So lame getting older...
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Lame...but smart. man...I wish I had that lesson 30 years ago. I probably wouldnt have hands so badly screwed up I can barely write a sentence holding a pen.
 
You know you're getting older when you remember cartoons only being on Saturday mornings and not available 24/7....

....when an adult animated movie like 'Heavy Metal" was unique...

.... when you sleep past 7:30 and think half the day has been wasted
 
TheGirlNextDoor said:
You know you're getting older when you remember cartoons only being on Saturday mornings and not available 24/7....

....when an adult animated movie like 'Heavy Metal" was unique...

.... when you sleep past 7:30 and think half the day has been wasted
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7:30 pm? ;)

I realize im old when I talk to some of my younger classmates and they cant relate to only having 3 channels, to a life without cellphones, etc...
 
TheGirlNextDoor said:
You know you're getting older when you remember cartoons only being on Saturday mornings and not available 24/7....

....when an adult animated movie like 'Heavy Metal" was unique...

.... when you sleep past 7:30 and think half the day has been wasted
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This probably won't make you feel any better, but there was a south park episode last year that was a tribute to heavy metal. I had no idea what the hell was going on.
 
RightinNYC said:
This probably won't make you feel any better, but there was a south park episode last year that was a tribute to heavy metal. I had no idea what the hell was going on.
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Yeah, you're right. That didn't make me feel any better. Neither did this:

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGwn_0k_TQo"]YouTube- Heavy Metal Movie Trailer[/nomedia]


:lol:
 
TheGirlNextDoor said:
You know you're getting older when you remember cartoons only being on Saturday mornings and not available 24/7....
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Remember Schoolhouse Rock?
"Conjunction Junction"? "I'm just a bill"?
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here"?
 
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1069 said:
Remember Schoolhouse Rock?
"Conjunction Junction"? "I'm just a bill"?
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here"?
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Yep. Those and "After School Specials". Those were like Lifetime TV for kids.
 
1069 said:
Remember Schoolhouse Rock?
"Conjunction Junction"? "I'm just a bill"?
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here"?
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I remember when that guy who sang Conjunction Junction was in the band on The Tonight Show. My mother thought he was hot.
 
StandUpChuck said:
I remember when that guy who sang Conjunction Junction was in the band on The Tonight Show. My mother thought he was hot.
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There's a forum called "Consumption Junction (what's your dysfunction?)".
I think it's more or less a porn site. With "adult humor" and all that.
 
1069 said:
Remember Schoolhouse Rock?
"Conjunction Junction"? "I'm just a bill"?
"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here"?
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I <3'd Schoolhouse Rock. They don't have them on any more and I wish they did. Anything to make a buck.. they now sell them on DVD.
 
You know you're getting older when your typing your response to this on a Commodore 64! (my first computer)

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You know you're getting old when you talk to high school-ers and they don't remember 9/11, which I discovered during a presentation at my old high school.
 
Wiseone said:
You know you're getting old when you talk to high school-ers and they don't remember 9/11, which I discovered during a presentation at my old high school.
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That makes sense because they would have been, what, 4?
 
Jerry said:
That makes sense because they would have been, what, 4?
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The oldest were 8 or 9, some of them kinda remembered seeing it on TV. But I just never really thought that its been almost 9 years since it happened.
 
Jerry said:
How the hell does that even go online? :lol:
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hey...2.4k baud modems were the BOMB baby!

And...not to give away any secrets...but the most secure classified networks available still run on a DOS platform and 9.6kbaud modems...
 
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