Galactic Alignment?

[Tucker Case]

Actually, this limerick started the Great Korophican War during the Zeeborian Resurrection. If there are any Korophican's on this site, I'd apologize in the standard Korophican way real quick, unless you want to find your ancestors charred and stuffed in your sleep chamber in the morning.

Good call! Forgot about that.

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[danarhea]

Ok, I was up late the other night watching the often replayed "Nostradamus:2012" 2 hour special they have on the history channel. If you haven't seen it, its a bunch of jabber about the Mayan calender and Nostradamus and supposedly in December of 2012 there is supposedly drastic change for the earth. Whatever, I'm don't really believe anything bad will happen, but I find the stuff entertaining anyways.

Something they mentioned was that one day(I believe it is Dec 21,2012) the sun will supposedly line up so that it "eclipses" the center of the Milky Way galaxy. These people on the show seemed pretty convinced that this was a very drastic event. I guess something that happens only once every 26,000 years. So ok, if this is true, what difference does it make from a visual perspective here on earth, if that happens. Its not as if we will see it right? I mean, have you ever looked outside on a clear sunny day, and seen any portion of the Milky Way galaxy, much less the luminous center? And at night, we are turned away from the sun, so it wouldn't make a difference if the sun was eclipsing it or not. So whats the big deal about this supposed galactic alignment? Or are they just convincing themselves that is something important?

It will be very catastrophic........

to astronomers attempting to look at our galactic core.

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

I've heard rumors that the economic collapse here in the states has reached the intergalactic community, and that the inflight anal-probes will no longer be offered to those not in first-class. Is this true?

Actually, the earth's economic collapse has not affected the economy on other planets, so, no, anal probing will still be offered ship wide...of course only to species' that have anus'.

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

Good call! Forgot about that.

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You forgot the ¥۩╩╬ at the end. You're doomed.

 

[Tucker Case]

You forgot the ¥۩╩╬ at the end. You're doomed.

They called and we dealt with it. I had them over for dinner and cooked them a Kragmopak feast of joldorp heads spiced with angagor spices from Moltufad. For desert we had chilled vrunock with yermester sauce.

They said that my feast was pleasing to their woninis, and they granted my a full pardon if I sacrificed a xnaftorwot on the evening of Dec 21st 2012.

So that whole end of the Earth thing will probably be my bad.

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

They called and we dealt with it. I had them over for dinner and cooked them a Kragmopak feast of joldorp heads spiced with angagor spices from Moltufad. For desert we had chilled vrunock with yermester sauce.

They said that my feast was pleasing to their woninis, and they granted my a full pardon if I sacrificed a xnaftorwot on the evening of Dec 21st 2012.

So that whole end of the Earth thing will probably be my bad.

Firstly, where did you get joldorp heads this time of year? Secondly, I thought Hurricane Ventseen destroyed this years angagor spice crop on Maltufad. Glad to hear that it didn't. Nothing better than angagor spice, especially on any sweet meat from the Gromak Sector.

Now, since Lord Krandork of Korophican is a friend of mine, I'm not so sure that he's been straight with you. He is a bit of the gambler and knows that catching a xnaftorwot is rare...and illegal. I think he conned you just to get a feast.

You're still doomed. If I were you, I'd send him the Boravian rendition of Zflorblob's 3rd Opera. It's his favorite and the Boravians have made intersteller selling of any of Zflorblob's work a capital offense, so getting one is pretty difficult. If you don't have a copy, I'll let you burn a copy of mine. Just make sure you copy the liner notes. Lord Krandork reads Boravian fluently and enjoys singing and snorting along to the opera.

This might get you off the hook.

 

[danarhea]

That site is goofy. You should read some Zecharia Sitchin books and hear him tell it. Crazy fun. Ancient astronauts who created humans as slaves. Our masters are returning, etc. Feuding among the masters. All told in an incredibly scholarly tone with historical facts and findings to support the claim. I eat that stuff up.

If you think that is weird and goofy, then you would love reading Emanual Velikovsky. He is WAY out there. LOL.

 

[Tucker Case]

Firstly, where did you get joldorp heads this time of year? Secondly, I thought Hurricane Ventseen destroyed this years angagor spice crop on Maltufad. Glad to hear that it didn't. Nothing better than angagor spice, especially on any sweet meat from the Gromak Sector.

Now, since Lord Krandork of Korophican is a friend of mine, I'm not so sure that he's been straight with you. He is a bit of the gambler and knows that catching a xnaftorwot is rare...and illegal. I think he conned you just to get a feast.

You're still doomed. If I were you, I'd send him the Boravian rendition of Zflorblob's 3rd Opera. It's his favorite and the Boravians have made intersteller selling of any of Zflorblob's work a capital offense, so getting one is pretty difficult. If you don't have a copy, I'll let you burn a copy of mine. Just make sure you copy the liner notes. Lord Krandork reads Boravian fluently and enjoys singing and snorting along to the opera.

This might get you off the hook.

How on Cortack did you manage to get a copy? Yes, I'd love to get one. And I'll take your advice.

By the way, you don't even want to know what I went through to get the joldorp heads. Needless to say, my self-esteem is not at it's highest point right now, and I am still trying to wash the taste of fulotowtok out of my mouth, but when your life is on the line, you do what must be done.

As for the angagor spice, you are right that most of the crop was destroyed by Hurricane Vesteen, but a small portion survived. My cousin Glackforet has a connection. I'll pick you up some. Consider it a "thank you" for your all the advice you've given me on this Korophican faux pa.

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

How on Cortack did you manage to get a copy? Yes, I'd love to get one. And I'll take your advice.

A Tsorovian Pirate. Bumped into him at Heemor's Bar, Grill and Rokjok Parlor on Slvpk 4. Traded him 12 jorijori beads and a signed copy of Msimori Tnguga's book, "How to Travel the Galaxy on 42 Mactavian Respors a Day". It was a pretty good deal.

By the way, you don't even want to know what I went through to get the joldorp heads. Needless to say, my self-esteem is not at it's highest point right now, and I am still trying to wash the taste of fulotowtok out of my mouth, but when your life is on the line, you do what must be done.

I knew this guy who never did get that taste of fulotowtok out of his mouth, even after he cut out 7 of his 9 tongues. Good luck.

As for the angagor spice, you are right that most of the crop was destroyed by Hurricane Vesteen, but a small portion survived. My cousin Glackforet has a connection. I'll pick you up some. Consider it a "thank you" for your all the advice you've given me on this Korophican faux pa.

It's been a while since I've had some good angagor spice. Ever tried it with roast Humini? I have some frozen on my ship. Consider it a trade.

 

[UtahBill]

I have 4 open seats on my Dorgatz 457 Turbo Galactic Cruiser. I plan on auctioning them off on Ebay on December 9, 2012. Remember, I only accept the Sirian B Express Card for payment...don't leave your homeworld without it.

Your account with Sirian B Express has been suspended, your identity has been stolen....
Will you take cash? I need 2 seats, one for me and one for a yet to be named desperate female....

 

[Scarecrow Akhbar]

Because I'll just move it back. :2razz:

I just wanted to know if there was any actual scientific validation that this event(the galactic alignment), is actually going to happen, and if there would be any noticable effect because I simply don't see how there would be one.

People are just having fun with it right now, and thats ok. Not every thread has to be a fight.

No. The Galactic Center is in Sagittarius, which reaches zenith at midnight in December. Therefore, the earth would have to be six months further in it's orbit to align with the sun in between, , ie, in June.

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Is it necessary to point out that it wasn't until the 1920's before it was recognized that galaxies were individual star islands in the univers, and that the Mayans in no circumstances had the tools to move the sun away from the center of their conceptual universe, assuming they'd grown up beyond a geocentric vision of their world.

 

[DeeJayH]

is it necessary to point out that very rarely there live people who aer way ahead of their time
mind you, i have not canceled my vacation plans for 2013
but people along time ago managed to figure out alot of stuff alot of people today have no clue about

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

Your account with Sirian B Express has been suspended, your identity has been stolen....
Will you take cash? I need 2 seats, one for me and one for a yet to be named desperate female....

Do you have Mactavian Respors?

 

[UtahBill]

Do you have Mactavian Respors?

How about I just bring an extra female, of an indigenous species? Any preference in performance options, exterior color, etc.?
Myself, I don't place much value in power, do like a bit of torque, mostly prefer a really firm suspension that grips the rod, er road......

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

How about I just bring an extra female, of an indigenous species? Any preference in performance options, exterior color, etc.?
Myself, I don't place much value in power, do like a bit of torque, mostly prefer a really firm suspension that grips the rod, er road......

Hmmm...bartering. I can accept that. I'll send you my order. Firm suspension is always good, as is tight cornering.