Exclusive: Al Gore Cheats with Larry David's Ex

[Thorgasm]

Imagine if a hockey player complained that a puck was too black. :shock:

I would like to see black ice and a flourescent orange puck. :mrgreen:

 

[Erod]

the ball?


/facepalm

To be fair, the ball has been "juiced" in baseball, it's been criticized in golf by Jack Nicklaus, and there was a huge stink in the NBA when the ball was changed a couple years ago (and was changed back).

 

[ReverendHellh0und]

To be fair, the ball has been "juiced" in baseball, it's been criticized in golf by Jack Nicklaus, and there was a huge stink in the NBA when the ball was changed a couple years ago (and was changed back).

But in that activity known as diving and faking while trying to kick a ball into the net, don't they change it every cup?

 

[bicycleman]

Anybody seen this one? It says this is the reason for Al Gore's split with Tipper.

REPORT: Al Gore Accused Of Sexual Assault | News One

 

[lizzie]

EEEEWWWW. I can't imagine being interested in messing around with Al Gore. Yuk. He's such a dufus! I think I'll go have some Pepto.

 

[VanceMack]

So I guess it wasn't Bush's fault after all. :ssst:

Now you know the REAL source of Global Warming! Algores fat ass makin friction!

 

[VanceMack]

Oh look Star Magazine a Tabloid is that creditable news know? How is this a creditable source for the breaking news section?

I dont know...ask John Edwards how credible tabloids are since they seem to be the only ones willing to publish the stories till the baby is in Jr high.

While you are at it ask why the Portland police investigated Gore for sexual assault and it never got reported. Then ask why the 'real journalists' will make an allegation of some possible tryst with McCain front page news but wont even TOUCH democrat sex scandals with Edwards ****ing around on his wife while she is dealing with cancer. Ask why The media comopletely ignored the real Paula Jones allegations or the Clinton rape stories. I mean...for fun...

 

[VanceMack]

Touche!

(However the World Cup is important to most other countries besides yours... while most people if they have a braincell just really have better things to worry about then who Al Gore is sticking his dick into, I think it looked something like this)

Oh...I dont know...it MIGHT say a lot more about the character of a con artist selling a global scam with trumped up data for the purpose of making millions on the carbon credit stage. That coupled with his obvious lifestyle discrepancy (the mansions...the private jets...using 12 times as much electricity as the average folk...

 

[Middleground]

I dont know...ask John Edwards how credible tabloids are since they seem to be the only ones willing to publish the stories till the baby is in Jr high.

While you are at it ask why the Portland police investigated Gore for sexual assault and it never got reported. Then ask why the 'real journalists' will make an allegation of some possible tryst with McCain front page news but wont even TOUCH democrat sex scandals with Edwards ****ing around on his wife while she is dealing with cancer. Ask why The media comopletely ignored the real Paula Jones allegations or the Clinton rape stories. I mean...for fun...

Yeah, they at the National Enquirier do get it right! Check out this world exclusive (gasp!!!):

SARAH PALIN LOVER REVEALED!

In a world exclusive The NATIONAL ENQUIRER names GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin's secret lover!

No less than three members of the man’s family including one by sworn affidavit have claimed that Sarah Palin engaged in an extramarital affair with hus*band Todd’s former business partner, Brad Hanson.

These sources have named Hanson as Palin’s secret love, and say their affair nearly wrecked both their marriages.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SARAH PALIN'S SECRET LOVER REVEALED! - Celebrity News | Gossip - National Enquirer

 

[VanceMack]

Yeah, they at the National Enquirier do get it right! Check out this world exclusive (gasp!!!):

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SARAH PALIN'S SECRET LOVER REVEALED! - Celebrity News | Gossip - National Enquirer

Perhaps...of course your 'gotcha' moment would only be effective if I actually gave a **** about Sarah palin...but they DID pretty much nail Edwards little stray sperm eruption, and his ****ing another woman while his wife was being treated for cancer (hey didnt the 'real' press nail Rudy for this one?) didnt they. When no one else did...or would...

 

[Middleground]

Perhaps...of course your 'gotcha' moment would only be effective if I actually gave a **** about Sarah palin...but they DID pretty much nail Edwards little stray sperm eruption, and his ****ing another woman while his wife was being treated for cancer (hey didnt the 'real' press nail Rudy for this one?) didnt they. When no one else did...or would...

Yeah, they did get that one right. One out of about a thousand. That was my point. If that is good enough for you (and it seems that is that case since you think it was sooooo brilliant of them to have uncovered Edwards) then good for you if your standards are that low. If you want, I'll dig up the Condi-Bush affair stuff so you can read and gasp.

 

[VanceMack]

Yeah, they did get that one right. One out of about a thousand. That was my point. If that is good enough for you (and it seems that is that case since you think it was sooooo brilliant of them to have uncovered Edwards) then good for you if your standards are that low. If you want, I'll dig up the Condi-Bush affair stuff so you can read and gasp.

By all means...dig em up...you REALLY think I give a ****? The point is the mainstream media DID report allegations of an affair with Bush (and his father) and McCain and were all over Gulliani...but were totally mum when it was a leftist. Shocking...I know...

Oh...and you MIGHT consider...there ARE other reports from REAL newspapers about Gores antics.

But please...make this about the National Enquirer...go ahead...

 

[Gipper]

National Enquirer may be the last great media bastion out there. Why? Because they're independent and apolitical. They report the story, whether it's a Republican, Democrat, or a closet commie who likes to be chained and tied.

You can trash Enquirer all you want, but for all the really weird stuff out there, they break the stories no one else will break, like Al Gore, John Edwards, Tiger Woods, and a handful of others.

 

[Middleground]

By all means...dig em up...you REALLY think I give a ****? The point is the mainstream media DID report allegations of an affair with Bush (and his father) and McCain and were all over Gulliani...but were totally mum when it was a leftist. Shocking...I know...

Oh...and you MIGHT consider...there ARE other reports from REAL newspapers about Gores antics.

But please...make this about the National Enquirer...go ahead...

Are you telling me that mainstream media reported that Condi and Bush had an affair? Please, oh please... link me.

 

[zimmer]

Anybody seen this one? It says this is the reason for Al Gore's split with Tipper.

REPORT: Al Gore Accused Of Sexual Assault | News One

The babe he's supposedly been hammering is pretty sweet.
Then again, not sweet... perhaps pungent.
Isn't she the honey that traveled around the country with Sheryl Crow and told us to limit ourselves to one sheet of paper after a dump?

They seem like a match made in heaven.
Two eco-freaks.
Herr E. Rectum and Frau Ein Swipe.

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[bicycleman]

Yeah, they did get that one right. One out of about a thousand. That was my point. If that is good enough for you (and it seems that is that case since you think it was sooooo brilliant of them to have uncovered Edwards) then good for you if your standards are that low. If you want, I'll dig up the Condi-Bush affair stuff so you can read and gasp.

Your standards must be even lower, trying to defend Al Gore.

 

[Middleground]

Your standards must be even lower, trying to defend Al Gore.

Defend him? How about not all excited over a National Enquirer article? Are your standards that low too?

 

[Thorgasm]

Defend him? How about not all excited over a National Enquirer article? Are your standards that low too?

No, it's a byproduct of coming to a conclusion first and then finding evidence to support it.

 

[Middleground]

No, it's a byproduct of coming to a conclusion first and then finding evidence to support it.

And using the National Enquirer as evidence because they got one or two stories right in that last decade.

 

[zimmer]

And using the National Enquirer as evidence because they got one or two stories right in that last decade.

True, but those stories weren't small.

I guess it's similar to Libs getting their news from Jon Leibowitz.

.

 

[bicycleman]

Defend him? How about not all excited over a National Enquirer article? Are your standards that low too?

To be honest with you, I hope Al Gore has not sunk this low, but you must admit that NE has come up with some interesting topics that other news outlets wouldn't touch, you know about Edwards and Clinton. I guess you're still stuck on those weird sensational stories that NE is so famous for. Yeah, I even look at that periodical with a wink, but what if it is true?. How many times have they been right so far?

 

[Middleground]

To be honest with you, I hope Al Gore has not sunk this low, but you must admit that NE has come up with some interesting topics that other news outlets wouldn't touch, you know about Edwards and Clinton. I guess you're still stuck on those weird sensational stories that NE is so famous for. Yeah, I even look at that periodical with a wink, but what if it is true?.

Any credible news organization would wait until facts become more clear. So any "news organization" that does not investigate what they are reporting should not be construed as "credible."

How many times have they been right so far?

I will say this:
They have been wrong a hell of a lot more times than they have been right.

 

[zimmer]

Any credible news organization would wait until facts become more clear. So any "news organization" that does not investigate what they are reporting should not be construed as "credible."

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I will say this:
They have been wrong a hell of a lot more times than they have been right.

Well, the fact is there are legal documents portraying a scenario with the VP.

I agree, news organizations shouldn't leap so quick, and they shouldn't use forged documents to try and swing a presidential election in its dying days.

The one thing today is the internet is decent at correcting such miscarriages of propaganda.
Even 15-years ago, it would most likely have swung a presidential election.

 

[bicycleman]

Any credible news organization would wait until facts become more clear. So any "news organization" that does not investigate what they are reporting should not be construed as "credible."




I will say this:
They have been wrong a hell of a lot more times than they have been right.

Sounds like you're afraid to even think that the Gore could be involved in something as dastardly as this story, which is very possible since he is probably sex starved, being separated from Tipper.

 

[Middleground]

Sounds like you're afraid to even think that the Gore could be involved in something as dastardly as this story, which is very possible since he is probably sex starved, being separated from Tipper.

Dastardly? Are you serious? An affair is about as common as a house fly these days it seems. If true, so what?