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Europe...the next toxic waste site

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What is there to hate about Europe? Lots. First of all is there socialist system of mismanaging things. Everyone gets healthcare, jobs and security right? Sure, but at what cost? Sweden pays 47% on average for personal taxes. Germans are forced to take an exit exam in high school that will decode the rest of their lives, if they do well they can go to college.....if they do poorly, they are forced to wear gay orange jumpsuits and sweep streets.
But what about all the jobs their government creates? Right, they are guaranteed a job......and if the only job available is govt sponsored prostitution they'd better take it or lose their benefits. What else?

They drive around in tiny little wind-up 4 cylinders that have the structural integrity of a soda can and just as much displacement. They don't take showers on a regular basis and don't seem to notice the green fog that follows them around. Europeans bitch about Americans and how much waste we produce and how much smog we create, but Europe didn't make the cutoff required by the U.N for pollution.

On top of that, they are just uppity esp. the French. If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to paste a frog I could have bought my own plane ticket home and flown first class. They tend to forget how the West saved their sorry asses back in both World Wars and then helped them rebuild. These Eurotrash mo-fo's get mad when someone tries to leave a tip. I know how much you clove smoking bastards dont get paid...accept the damn tip.
 

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ddoyle00 said:
What is there to hate about Europe? Lots. First of all is there socialist system of mismanaging things. Everyone gets healthcare, jobs and security right? Sure, but at what cost? Sweden pays 47% on average for personal taxes. Germans are forced to take an exit exam in high school that will decode the rest of their lives, if they do well they can go to college.....if they do poorly, they are forced to wear gay orange jumpsuits and sweep streets.
But what about all the jobs their government creates? Right, they are guaranteed a job......and if the only job available is govt sponsored prostitution they'd better take it or lose their benefits. What else?

They drive around in tiny little wind-up 4 cylinders that have the structural integrity of a soda can and just as much displacement. They don't take showers on a regular basis and don't seem to notice the green fog that follows them around. Europeans bitch about Americans and how much waste we produce and how much smog we create, but Europe didn't make the cutoff required by the U.N for pollution.

On top of that, they are just uppity esp. the French. If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to paste a frog I could have bought my own plane ticket home and flown first class. They tend to forget how the West saved their sorry asses back in both World Wars and then helped them rebuild. These Eurotrash mo-fo's get mad when someone tries to leave a tip. I know how much you clove smoking bastards dont get paid...accept the damn tip.

:rofl :rofl

WOW..... Just can't seem to find the words to add anything to that.
 

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ddoyle00 said:
What is there to hate about Europe? Lots. First of all is there socialist system of mismanaging things. Everyone gets healthcare, jobs and security right? Sure, but at what cost? Sweden pays 47% on average for personal taxes. Germans are forced to take an exit exam in high school that will decode the rest of their lives, if they do well they can go to college.....if they do poorly, they are forced to wear gay orange jumpsuits and sweep streets.
But what about all the jobs their government creates? Right, they are guaranteed a job......and if the only job available is govt sponsored prostitution they'd better take it or lose their benefits. What else?

They drive around in tiny little wind-up 4 cylinders that have the structural integrity of a soda can and just as much displacement. They don't take showers on a regular basis and don't seem to notice the green fog that follows them around. Europeans bitch about Americans and how much waste we produce and how much smog we create, but Europe didn't make the cutoff required by the U.N for pollution.

On top of that, they are just uppity esp. the French. If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to paste a frog I could have bought my own plane ticket home and flown first class. They tend to forget how the West saved their sorry asses back in both World Wars and then helped them rebuild. These Eurotrash mo-fo's get mad when someone tries to leave a tip. I know how much you clove smoking bastards dont get paid...accept the damn tip.

Are you a parody of Mencken's "boobus americanus" or are you serious?

serious inquiry.
 

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I am being serious. I am a product of forced living with people who eat snails, smell like ass and enjoy male on male dancing. Maybe they think its cool for guys to dance with each other, but it makes me and the rest of the Americans want to vomit.
Seriously though, I've had to leave the gym early because the Belgians would come in and all of a sudden my head is dizzy and I get weak. Having 180 lbs over your head and a Belgian stand in front of an open door is a bad combo. Sometimes I fart so I can get a breath of fresh air.
Something else about Eurotrash is that they like to walk side by side by side by side down the road. You get two groups going in different directions and your in a car, you get stuck at whatever pace those gimpy bastards feel like walking at.
Have you ever been to Europe during the summer? Yikes. Its wall to wall dudes in Speedos. That crap doesnt fly in America. Nobody wants to see a bunch of pasty white frogs in skin tight underwear playing volleyball.
 

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Alrkight, I've hgad a few coctalils in me, and thus I felel myself fprepared to comment on Europe

**** EURPOE! Those pansy commie faggorts, they all should rot in ****ing hell. I say we should nuke the mother****ers back tot he mother****ing stone age!

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**** EUROPE
GALEN RULES
KNOW IT
LIVE IT!
Galen, honey, your inferiority complex is showing!! ;)
 

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galenrox said:
Alrkight, I've hgad a few coctalils in me, and thus I felel myself fprepared to comment on Europe

**** EURPOE! Those pansy commie faggorts, they all should rot in ****ing hell. I say we should nuke the mother****ers back tot he mother****ing stone age!
The Euro? Who the **** came up with that idea?! Whoever did clearly had the IQ of the common ****ing SLUG!
"Oh yeah, well, you know, economies may need to strengthen or weaken their currency based on the situation they are in at the current point in time economically, but it's so *******ed convineient!"
**** OFF!

As soon as we get a ****ing president who can count past the number 2 you're economy is gonna crash an burn, and I'll be there to **** on the asshes!!

And you ****ers have the gall to look down on us? ****ing excuse me? Who saved all of your asses from Hitler? If it weren't for us you mother****ers would off be killing jews and speaking german, so all you mother****ers who lack the aptitutde for the german language, I'll start my ass kissing with my left cheek, thank you very much!

ESPECIALLY the French! You mother****ers will NEVER and I mean NEVER have the right to criticize a single ******* thing we do! We lost 50,000 good ****ing men because you **** drinking baby eating f aggots thought that you might get some good revenue if you kept ****ing Vietnam as a ****ing colony, possibly so you could afford your ****ing 30 hour work weeks and your welfare that pays better than a lot of ****ing jobs. Drink some wine, **** your mothers, commit other unspeakable acts that only Fresnch people do and SHUT THE **** UP!

**** EUROPE
GALEN RULES
KNOW IT
LIVE IT!
Whoever invented "spellchecker" just had a stroke...
 

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Whoever invented "spellchecker" just had a stroke...
Aw, but he was drunk....I love seeing how people really type when they're drunk, especially myself, because it's freakin' hilarious when you're sober....:mrgreen:
 

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You know what else is freakin hilarious? Watching a European try to play basketball. Its like a very special Jerry's kid get a hold of a ball and after hes done drooling on it, he tries to make a basket.

Picture a grown man shooting it underhanded every time. Actually, add 9 more people shooting it underhanded and then picture them in very very 1970 era short shorts.

Shudder.....same thing happened to me.
 

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Naughty, you know full well that you're exempt from all of my criticisms of your continent!
Aw, shucks :3oops:
 

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Despite what your stoner buddies told you Galen, the UK is not a continent. It is a social-welfare state comprised of crooked tooth sneaky people who artifically inflate their currency by trading and selling 70% of their goods whithen their own boarders. This means they only import/export 30% and are able to keep the pound high.
 

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A."Naughty, you know full well that you're exempt from all of my criticisms of
your continent."

B. Naughty is from the UK

A + B= you called the UK a continent. In your 1,000 or so posts have you said one thing of substance? Of any real value? Do you do anything besides lay around with that glazed look in your eyes?
 

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ddoyle00 said:
A."Naughty, you know full well that you're exempt from all of my criticisms of
your continent."

B. Naughty is from the UK

A + B= you called the UK a continent. In your 1,000 or so posts have you said one thing of substance? Of any real value? Do you do anything besides lay around with that glazed look in your eyes?
Well, he must have said something of value in his nearly 4,000 posts if he's a moderator.
 

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ddoyle00 said:
A."Naughty, you know full well that you're exempt from all of my criticisms of
your continent."

B. Naughty is from the UK

A + B= you called the UK a continent. In your 1,000 or so posts have you said one thing of substance? Of any real value? Do you do anything besides lay around with that glazed look in your eyes?
Dude, And what continent is the UK part of? Buy a globe. Who has the glazed look now?
 

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Come on Stace. anyone who sticks around here to make 4,000 posts is worth something to the forum owner. If only for the fact that he knows the rules and most of the regulars. It doesnt mean he is knowledgeable about any of the subjects. Its like making 4,000 posts and not saying one damn thing.
 

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The Uk is not part of the European landmass. The UK is not part of the European Union. It is a series of islands and its own independent government.
I know you regulars like to stick up for your virtual friends, but the UK is not part of Europe.
 

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ddoyle00 said:
Come on Stace. anyone who sticks around here to make 4,000 posts is worth something to the forum owner. If only for the fact that he knows the rules and most of the regulars. It doesnt mean he is knowledgeable about any of the subjects. Its like making 4,000 posts and not saying one damn thing.
Not necessarily. There are plenty of people that have made over 2,000 posts that are not moderators. There's a moderator that hasn't even made 1,000 posts. So that theory is out. I mean, I could sit all day going back and forth in the "Word Game" thread just to have a high number of posts, but that wouldn't be adding a darn thing to the forum. Plenty of us are guilty of making posts in threads that aren't even close to being related to the topic, so what? The majority of us have made at least one great post that was worth a lot to at least one other member.

Perhaps you haven't looked around enough, but I've found Galen to be quite knowledgeable in a number of threads, and I know there are plenty of people here that would back me up on that.
 

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The Uk is not part of the European landmass. The UK is not part of the European Union. It is a series of islands and its own independent government.
I know you regulars like to stick up for your virtual friends, but the UK is not part of Europe.
The UK is part of the continent of Europe.

http://worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/eu.htm
 

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On top of that, I work a few meters away from the British NIC in Sarajevo and I run with those guys on Fri. and Sat. They dont consider GB to be part of Europe or themselves to be European. I wouldnt want that distinction either.
 

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On top of that, I work a few meters away from the British NIC in Sarajevo and I run with those guys on Fri. and Sat. They dont consider GB to be part of Europe or themselves to be European. I wouldnt want that distinction either.
Wow! Your running buddies have a lot of power! They actually decide what is part of Europe and what isn't! I don't consider Texas and Florida to be part of America but it is still.
 

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Fine, for the sake of not argueing, GB is lumped together with the continent of Europe. They are only partial members of the EU. They keep their own monetary notes, they use their own trade laws, and are 'members' only in spirit of a unified Europe.

The country's own people are its power, Thinker. If a Brit tells me he isn't European but British then I believe him. Just like in the states, someone tells me he is African-American, he is still American first.
 

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ddoyle00 said:
Fine, for the sake of not argueing, GB is lumped together with the continent of Europe. They are only partial members of the EU. They keep their own monetary notes, they use their own trade laws, and are 'members' only in spirit of a unified Europe.

The country's own people are its power, Thinker. If a Brit tells me he isn't European but British then I believe him. Just like in the states, someone tells me he is African-American, he is still American first.
I get what you are saying, I was speaking in a geographical sense, not cultural.
 

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Europe sucks. Don't get me started. Especially, France and Germany.
 
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Galen, your being a little too liberal with your vocabulary when talking to me. You are talking to someone you might be calling Sir in the future. As in 'Do you want fries with, Sir?' Or 'Polish those shoes for you, Sir?'
A slack-jawed glassy eyed punk like yourself will never amount to much more than a warm body at a fast food restaurant. Go ahead and get used to the thought of carrying around a broom and mop. Do yourself a favor and if you scrape together money to go to college, make it a Vo tech. That way you will maximize your janitorial potential.
 

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ddoyle00 said:
Galen, your being a little too liberal with your vocabulary when talking to me. You are talking to someone you might be calling Sir in the future. As in 'Do you want fries with, Sir?' Or 'Polish those shoes for you, Sir?'
A slack-jawed glassy eyed punk like yourself will never amount to much more than a warm body at a fast food restaurant. Go ahead and get used to the thought of carrying around a broom and mop. Do yourself a favor and if you scrape together money to go to college, make it a Vo tech. That way you will maximize your janitorial potential.

BODY SLAM!
 
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