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Bush Hand Wipe On Clinton: Haitian Handshake (Video)

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This video, making it's rounds on the internet, is absolutely hilarious:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DtwkTS9mq8"]YouTube- hand shake[/ame]


Hyperpartisans on the left are calling this Wipe Gate, but there is a simple explanation. Bush has always had a phobia about germs. He had it when he was governor here in Texas, and it looks like the phobia is still with him. It has nothing to do with disliking blacks, which is not true, although rabid leftists would try to make you believe that. It's just his fear of germs, which by the way, is one of the more common phobias among Americans.

My favorite part of this whole thing is in the link at the bottom of this post. Jimmy Kimmel says "If Bush is so afraid of germs, then why is he wiping his hand on Bill Clinton"? :rofl

Article is here.

EDIT: Just had another thought. Anyone here see the movie "My Fellow Americans"? I think Clinton and Bush would be perfect for the roles that James Garner and Jack Lemmon originally had in that movie. I want to see a remake. LOL.

EDIT2. Just had another thought. Bush needs to watch his back now. Clinton might want to get even by wiping something off on him, and I bet it won't be a hand. LOL.
 
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I have another explaination. Maybe Bush is having feelings for Clinton and that was just a loving caress.
 
I've watched the video you posted twice, and I do not see the shake and wipe. To me, the real horror in that vid is the woman at :09 is wearing a scrunchy. :shock:
 
I've watched the video you posted twice, and I do not see the shake and wipe. To me, the real horror in that vid is the woman at :09 is wearing a scrunchy. :shock:

It's at :15. Quite funny actually.
 
I've watched the video you posted twice, and I do not see the shake and wipe. To me, the real horror in that vid is the woman at :09 is wearing a scrunchy. :shock:

Oh, are scrunchies "out" now?

I can't keep up with all this female fashion stuff...
 
What were we suppose to see? I really didn't see anything that out of the ordinary.
 
It's at :15. Quite funny actually.

You're right. It is kind of funny...

In all likely hood, have you ever shook someones hand that was really sweaty? I bet this is the case here. If that happened to me and I saw Clinton's shoulder to wipe on, I'd do the same thing, but probably pick my nose first, then wipe...
 
Oh, are scrunchies "out" now?

I can't keep up with all this female fashion stuff...

They've been out for 10 years. I saved a few favorites for my bubble baths, but I wouldn't be caught dead outside of the bathroom with it.

The scrunchy is seen at :09. The perp's face is seen at :15. :naughty
 
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