BREAKING: Jamesrage given "death by bunga" by own family and neighbors

[danarhea]

jamesrage has been found, as of about an hour ago, sodomized to death, with his pants down around his ankles, and a smile on his face, in what police are referring to as a family feud. In an exclusive interview for Channel 13, jamesrages's brother, Queenie, confirmed that jamesrage's conflicting emotions in regard to his own sexuality led to the confrontation.

Both jamesrage's father (also his uncle) and mother (also his aunt) told Channel 13 reporters that he seemed well adjusted, until 2 years ago, when he went to Catholic summer camp. "He just hasn't been the same since then, and has had difficulty coping with his feelings of homosexuality". This was also confirmed by jamesrage's sister, Rocky.

When told about jamesrage's demise, local televangelist Fred Phelps said "Damn, I am going to miss that boy. He could suck a grapefruit through a garden hose".

 

[new coup for you]

That's nothing but scandalous libel!

Jamesrage is Protestant!

 

[Thorgasm]

Are there any suspects as to who sodomized him?

 

[new coup for you]

His horse out back looked sheepish and overly concerned during questioning.

 

[Lerxst]

Excellent reporting Dana!

 

[Caine]

This is retarded.
:roll:

 

[Thorgasm]

This is retarded.
:roll:

Caine, you have come down here more than once to call a thread retarded. What threads have you started? Start one about me. I know you want to. I welcome it. I'll tell you what, I'll stop with the minstrel stuff if you can bring some smack at me. Is that a deal or what?

 

[1069]

This is retarded.
:roll:

This is Jake's way of saying he's jealous of James, and he wants some too.
He wants to know if that can be arranged?

 

[quatrotritikali]

This is Jake's way of saying he's jealous of James, and he wants some too.
He wants to know if that can be arranged?

I know a place both Jake and James would fit in...it's a friend of mine's basement party room, where the lights are low and a multitude of naked and near-naked guys mill around, drinking beer all night, getting high on whtever's available...waiting for the main event. The main event is whomever is wearing the special leather body harness, while chained to and hanging from the ceiling....while every guy that wants to can grab the body and fuck him at both ends. Afterwards, the chained guy is lowered to the floor, where guys full of beer pee all over the guy on the floor.

I think both James and Jake could use a little "anal adjustment" to spice up their lives.

 

[1069]

I know a place both Jake and James would fit in...it's a friend of mine's basement party room, where the lights are low and a multitude of naked and near-naked guys mill around, drinking beer all night, getting high on whtever's available...waiting for the main event. The main event is whomever is wearing the special leather body harness, while chained to and hanging from the ceiling....while every guy that wants to can grab the body and **** him at both ends. Afterwards, the chained guy is lowered to the floor, where guys full of beer pee all over the guy on the floor.

Ooh, that place sounds fun.

I think both James and Jake could use a little "anal adjustment" to spice up their lives.

I couldn't agree more.

 

[Kali]

This is retarded.
:roll:

Your posts are not lost on me and I know why you are doing this.. I hope it makes you feel like a big man and maybe makes ya think you have a set of balls!!!!!!!!!

 

[1069]

Your posts are not lost on me and I know why you are doing this.. I hope it makes you feel like a big man and maybe makes ya think you have a set of balls!!!!!!!!!

He does. I have it on good authority that he ordered some from here. Black ones, weirdly enough. He even wears them in the shower.

 

[Bodi]

Your posts are not lost on me and I know why you are doing this.. I hope it makes you feel like a big man and maybe makes ya think you have a set of balls!!!!!!!!!

Caine is just another Mutt. :lol:

 

[TacticalEvilDan]

He does. I have it on good authority that he ordered some from here. Black ones, weirdly enough. He even wears them in the shower.

My first City of Heroes character was Captain Trucknutz.

:lol:

 

[Kali]

No Pics= Lies. *Grins*

 

[new coup for you]

I have to say the first time I ever saw trucknutz I was pretty upset

 

[RightOfCenter]

I have to say the first time I ever saw trucknutz I was pretty upset

The only people I know who have them look just like Hillary's Pennsylvania Primary voters.

 

[rhinefire]

"...............Marvin Zindler, eye witness news".

 

[danarhea]

"...............Marvin Zindler, eye witness news".

Damn, another Houstonian here.

 

[Caine]

The only people I know who have them look just like Hillary's Pennsylvania Primary voters.

and why would you say that?

 

[RightOfCenter]

and why would you say that?

Because they're all ****ing yokels. Some of them are friends, but they are definitley backwoodsy.

 

[TacticalEvilDan]

I wonder if Hillary would get a pair for her vehicle if she thought it would score her some votes.

 

[Caine]

Because they're all ****ing yokels. Some of them are friends, but they are definitley backwoodsy.

So, people who vote for Hillary are backwoodsy..........only because they vote for Hillary.



Im sorry, tell me again.... did you say you attend the Church of Change headed by the Ayatollah Obama?

 

[RightOfCenter]

So, people who vote for Hillary are backwoodsy..........only because they vote for Hillary.



Im sorry, tell me again.... did you say you attend the Church of Change headed by the Ayatollah Obama?

You never really seemed the type who would misunderstand a joke. Apparently I was wrong. Do I seem the Obama type?

 

[Caine]

You never really seemed the type who would misunderstand a joke. Apparently I was wrong. Do I seem the Obama type?

Not normally, but you have in this thread