Brawn over Brain?

[Ethereal]

I'm starting to wonder, because I'm the last one to monkey around, am I too stiff? While occasionally, I will crack a joke, it's usually when we are about to take a test, and it's meant to ease the nerves of others. I also don't have ( or have had) a girlfriend, because the permutations say I will break up with her, and I don't want that extra drama. I guess I come off as stoic, perfectionist, and boring. I've never personally felt that I needed to do anything about it, and I've never actually taken a second opinion, so should I try to change all that?

Here's my advice. Get jacked and tan and slay ***** all day. My motto in high school was "If you can't squat at least 600 lbs, you ain't gettin' no *****." Books are for wimps and nerds. Just drink copious amounts of booze and murder tons of box. Do things that will make people like you, even if it’s not what you like to do. For instance, you could join the football team. Try to become the starting quarterback, those guys get the most ass and are usually the most popular. Getting ass and being popular is super important.

Also, alter your voice ever so slightly by incorporating a surfer/rapper’s vernacular into your every day speech. Instead of using words like “vagina” or “impressive”, use words like “box” or “sick”. Familiarize yourself with the latest trends in music and clothing, and make sure you follow these trends dutifully. DO NOT, under any circumstances, formulate or espouse your personal opinions, ESPECIALLY when they are likely to conflict with the latest trends and fads.

If you follow this advice, you will have sick times and murder tons of box.

 

[repeter]

Hehehe...thanks guys. :mrgreen:

 

[Tucker Case]

I'm starting to wonder, because I'm the last one to monkey around, am I too stiff? While occasionally, I will crack a joke, it's usually when we are about to take a test, and it's meant to ease the nerves of others. I also don't have ( or have had) a girlfriend, because the permutations say I will break up with her, and I don't want that extra drama. I guess I come off as stoic, perfectionist, and boring. I've never personally felt that I needed to do anything about it, and I've never actually taken a second opinion, so should I try to change all that?

You've never had a girlfriend? No wonder you're so stiff. :2razz:

Seriously, don't dwell on the fact that having a girlfriend will lead to drama. Dwell on the fact that having a girlfriend will lead to steady box murdering.

 

[LaMidRighter]

I'm starting to wonder, because I'm the last one to monkey around, am I too stiff? While occasionally, I will crack a joke, it's usually when we are about to take a test, and it's meant to ease the nerves of others. I also don't have ( or have had) a girlfriend, because the permutations say I will break up with her, and I don't want that extra drama. I guess I come off as stoic, perfectionist, and boring. I've never personally felt that I needed to do anything about it, and I've never actually taken a second opinion, so should I try to change all that?

We are political opposites here, but it is almost like looking into a mirror for me. Take it from a guy who has been there and done that, lighten up while you are young, you only get to do it once. Enjoy your youth and enjoy the journey, because as you get older, you will wish you took a few more chances. Just don't take risks that mortgage away your future and trust your instincts.

 

[LaMidRighter]

Edit: But do work out a little. You have one body and it is your ticket to a lot of great times with hot people. Don't ever forget the power 6 pack abs have over others.

That is no lie there Jall, It's funny because I "dress down" for my body type, I wear larger clothes to take away from the build, but when I do break it out, the lustfull look I get from women is icing on the cake, the coolest part is that I'm in that age group where men are in that comfortably married/don't care phase in their lives are getting out of shape, so I have the advantage for my age, it's even cooler when ladies in their early 20's are still giving me the eye(at 30) over their age group.

 

[Oftencold]

I've always thought that sports was a destructive thing to have in school.


Now, military drilling. . . well let that pass for the moment.


I believe that school should focus on intellectual and vocational education, and that it should be tough, thorough and intense.

 

[Orion]

High school is a little pond with big fish. I used to resent the fact that it seemed like the jocks got all the social handouts. I was never a "geek" by any means... in fact I never really subscribed to anything. In school there were all of these social groups that were created by immature competitiveness, and you were made to feel like you had to choose one.

In general it's just a cesspool of hormones bouncing off the wall, people trying to figure themselves out, and others trying to dominate based on low self-esteem. I'm so glad that period of my life is over. I wasn't really picked on, but having to spend all day in those walls where (in retrospect) the social dynamics didn't even matter, is something I don't look back on fondly.

After high school everything changes. I always tell young people that. Stick to your school work, try to make some cool friends to ease the process if you can, and just bide your time. High school is a bubble waiting to be popped by reality.

 

[jallman]

That is no lie there Jall, It's funny because I "dress down" for my body type, I wear larger clothes to take away from the build, but when I do break it out, the lustfull look I get from women is icing on the cake, the coolest part is that I'm in that age group where men are in that comfortably married/don't care phase in their lives are getting out of shape, so I have the advantage for my age, it's even cooler when ladies in their early 20's are still giving me the eye(at 30) over their age group.

Oh hell yeah. I didn't really start looking good until I hit thirty. When I hit 29, I noticed I didn't have vitality like I used to and I was immediately like, "Oh hell no". I noticed it was because I had been happily settled for 4 years and my lifestyle was changing. That's when I decided that quality time spent with my partner was going to involve the gym 5 days a week, even if it was just to play a game or two of raquetball. Makes your energy levels go up, your face look younger and there is no substitute in this world for a tight, v-shaped torso. It opens up worlds of possibilities. Especially over thirty. :mrgreen:

If I had done this in my early 20's, I would have done nothing but nail ass like it was my job.