Kelzie said:
Hey whoa. Let's not get hasty with your words here. Mr. Keith is a registered Democrat who wrote that song about Afghanistan, and is in fact, very annoyed that people think that he meant it about Iraq.
LOL.
I wrote this just before the US invaded Afghanistan:
Sung to the tune of "Let Me Be Your Mailman"
Let me be your mailman
Here in Afghanistan
Bringing little presents
To all the Taliban
You like to play with airplanes
Now thats not very nice
You've be (m)ucking with my country
Now its time to pay the price
Like the wild wild west and the pony express
I'm gonna bring you down
Your women will be wailin'
When I roll into town
Like a man obsessed I come fully dressed
To burn and slash and bash
I'm ready to go postal
And I'm gonna kick your a$$
Say Mister bin Laden
This one says its from your mom
But what it doesnt say is that
It holds an atom bomb
I'll be out of your country
Fore' the fallout falls on me
And I'll leave you the middle finger
From the Statue of Liberty
Like the wild wild west and the pony express
I'm gonna bring you down
Your women will be wailin'
But I wont wear a frown
Like a man obsessed I come fully dressed
To burn and slash and bash
I'm ready to go postal
And Allah wont save your a$$
I'm gonna......kick......your......a$$!!!!
That was based on a tune that made George Strait
Next time, I'll do one based on a tune that made Marvin Gay
Badaboom