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Ask...and Ye Shall Recieve?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

Can you slam a revolving door?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
 
Why are there 'innie' and 'outie' bellybuttons?

Do missionaries only use the missionary position?

Why do men have such difficulty unhooking a bra?
 
AYFR said:
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
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Judging by the size of my tummy, I'd have to say no.
AYFR said:
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
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Legally, yes.
AYFR said:
Can you slam a revolving door?
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Technically, no, but I have slammed into them on occasion.
AYFR said:
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
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The packets are vaccuumed sealed. We shake the bottle because air forces the heavier ingredients to the bottom, and that pink water to the top, necessitating the need to shake (mix) before using.
AYFR said:
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
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Because People's Country of Repressionistic Socialism has too many chinese characters.
 
Tashah said:
Why are there 'innie' and 'outie' bellybuttons?
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Actually, there are no 'innies' and 'outies'-only 'on' and 'off'.
Tashah said:
Do missionaries only use the missionary position?
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At one time, they did not. But someone called what they were doing, 'doggy style' and they mistook that for bestiality, which, of course is a sin, so they now only do 'missionary'.
Tashah said:
Why do men have such difficulty unhooking a bra?
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Personally, I have never had anyone that showed difficulty and in fact, have dropped a bra or two before realizing a hand had been there. I would have to say that those who do are probably under the age of 30 and lack experience in the area. Try dating a 40 year old. Also, don't wear bras that hook in the front unless your partner is well-skilled. A skilled bra unhooker uses the same fingers as he would to snap and can get all hooks undone in one motion.
 
ngdawg said:
Personally, I have never had anyone that showed difficulty and in fact, have dropped a bra or two before realizing a hand had been there. I would have to say that those who do are probably under the age of 30 and lack experience in the area. Try dating a 40 year old. Also, don't wear bras that hook in the front unless your partner is well-skilled. A skilled bra unhooker uses the same fingers as he would to snap and can get all hooks undone in one motion.
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I must not be well-skilled because bras that clip in the front are a pain in the balls.
 
SpooK said:
I must not be well-skilled because bras that clip in the front are a pain in the balls.
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That's why I said 'don't wear bras that hook in the front'.:mrgreen:
They're usually not the same style hooks as those in the back, but more of a 'clip' mechanism that takes an entirely different approach, ie; just slipping it off, thereby giving her the hint it must be removed and allowing her to do the honors the rest of the way.;)
 
Tashah said:
Why are there 'innie' and 'outie' bellybuttons?

The orientation of a navel, is dependant on the proceedure used for the afterbirth disposal. While some Drs. use a quick cut of the cord, followed by a suture for closure, others simply rip the damn thing off, which obviously pulls the eventual scar ourward. Due to the popularity of Outward facing navels, a small company in Western Idaho (Vnavel Maneuvers) is enhancing innies with plactic surgery.

Do missionaries only use the missionary position?

Not in My experience.

Why do men have such difficulty unhooking a bra?
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In 1942 A mister James Hogg created a new clasp intent on protecting his daughter Ima from possible exposure to the less civil scoundrels of the day. The popularity of this new, and far more difficult connection became popular with the Fledgling S&M crowd....and eventually turned mainstream. Unfortunately, Ima was in no danger of attention due to her uncomely appearance....and her name.
 
tecoyah said:
In 1942 A mister James Hogg created a new clasp intent on protecting his daughter Ima from possible exposure to the less civil scoundrels of the day. The popularity of this new, and far more difficult connection became popular with the Fledgling S&M crowd....and eventually turned mainstream. Unfortunately, Ima was in no danger of attention due to her uncomely appearance....and her name.
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Ima Hogg was the daughter of Governor James Hogg of Texas; she was 61 years old in 1942, however, and her father was long dead, having died in 1906.
Ima, a well-known Texas philanthropist and patron of the arts, didn't die until 1975, and was not, according to the photos I've seen, unduly unattractive in her youth.
 
1069 said:
Ima Hogg was the daughter of Governor James Hogg of Texas; she was 61 years old in 1942, however, and her father was long dead, having died in 1906.
Ima, a well-known Texas philanthropist and patron of the arts, didn't die until 1975, and was not, according to the photos I've seen, unduly unattractive in her youth.
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Dammit woman....I know the reality, dont mess with the fantasy....it was a fun story
 
tecoyah said:
Dammit woman....I know the reality, dont mess with the fantasy....it was a fun story
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But it's slanderous and mean. Ima was a good person.
So there. ;)
 
tecoyah said:
Dammit woman....I know the reality, dont mess with the fantasy....it was a fun story
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Ya know, Dear....you'd have avoided trouble if you'd have taken notice that I already answered:mrgreen: But, yea...cute story.;)
 
How come women are blessed with the propensity to climax consecutively and wne are not?
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Umm, I am. I sometimes climax four or five times over a couple of hours with a woman. Admittedly she does climax more though.
 
davideyoung said:
Umm, I am. I sometimes climax four or five times over a couple of hours with a woman. Admittedly she does climax more though.
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This post combined with that avatar is comedic gold.:lol:
 
Synch said:
How come women are blessed with the propensity to climax consecutively and wne are not?
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I know that this is tecoyah's show, but I have a fairly obscure and little known answer to this question.

Long ago God was giving out attributes to both Adam and Eve as representatives of men and women. He was dividing them up so each gender would have distinctive features. Adam got broad shoulders. Eve got rounded hips. Adam got facial hair. Eve got softer skin. And so it went on; Adam would get an attribute, and Eve would get an attribute. Finally, God had only two attributes left. He said, "my children, I have but two attributes left, and I will leave it up to you to chose who gets what." Adam and Eve both stared at The Almighty in anticipation. "The first attribute is the ability to pee standing up." Adam immediately jumped, and spoke excitedly, ' I want that! It'd be so cool. No dropping all my clothes, just unzip and go! And, wow! I can write my name in the snow! Please, please PLEASE!!! I want that one!" "Are you sure, my child," God said. Adam replied, quicky, "Yes!" 'I have spoken," God said. "You shall have the ability to pee standing up." Eve sighed and sadly looked at The Lord. "What attribute shall I and all women have?" Pausing for a moment, God then spoke, "multiple-climaxing'.

And so, man's desire to pee in the snow is the reason that women can have multiple climaxes.

Sorry no links...you'll just have to trust me. ;) :mrgreen:
 
Why do all women want one man to satisfy their every want and need, whereas, men want all women to satisfy their one want and need?


And where men call something 8, why do women call it 6?
 
I have never asked any woman to "satisfy a need". To me, it is far more satisfying to me to bring a woman joy and happiness.

This may explain your climaxing issue. If making love is out of selfishness, you won't go far. It shold never be about how much you can get, but about how much you can GIVE.

If making love is about how much you can GIVE and please your PARTNER, it lasts longer, has more climaxes, and in the end, is more satisfying to both of you.
 
davideyoung said:
Umm, I am. I sometimes climax four or five times over a couple of hours with a woman. Admittedly she does climax more though.
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How do you have time for a nap or a sandwhich in between??
 
I don't lol Though I sometimes keep a pitcher of water nearby so I don't get dehydrated.
 
davideyoung said:
I don't lol Though I sometimes keep a pitcher of water nearby so I don't get dehydrated.
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Ah I do remember a time I had a nympho for a g/f one time, and I would get cramps in my legs after a couple of times.
 
CaptainCourtesy said:
I know that this is tecoyah's show, but I have a fairly obscure and little known answer to this question.
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It's not MY show....this is exactly the way I hoped it would turn out.....after all,I am only one man!!!!!
 
Originally Posted by davideyoung
I have never asked any woman to "satisfy a need". To me, it is far more satisfying to me to bring a woman joy and happiness.

This may explain your climaxing issue. If making love is out of selfishness, you won't go far. It shold never be about how much you can get, but about how much you can GIVE.

If making love is about how much you can GIVE and please your PARTNER, it lasts longer, has more climaxes, and in the end, is more satisfying to both of you.
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Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think we care!
 
Billo, no woman I have been could have faked it... certian liquid increases occur that only happen during such. It is not marked by how much noise they make, but how wet they get.
 
davideyoung said:
Billo, no woman I have been could have faked it... certian liquid increases occur that only happen during such. It is not marked by how much noise they make, but how wet they get.
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So......doing anything over the holidays?;) ;)
 
Wow.......

Mr. Young...... what a perfect person....... :roll:
 
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