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tecoyah

tecoyah

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Got a question...need an answer? Use the combined, and incredible intellect of the combined superpowered Oracle known as the DP braintrust. In this thread lie the answers to all lifes questions (thought the facts have been changed to protect the innocent)....Throw it out there, someone's gotta know.
 
Donkey1499 said:
Why do pidgeons bob their heads when they walk?
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Due to the anatomical tructure of the pidgeon, the creature must offset its weight in order to remain upright while walking. This entails a particular movement or "sway" during locomotion which looks very much like a Bobbing motion.

Plus....its sexy.
 
tecoyah said:
Due to the anatomical tructure of the pidgeon, the creature must offset its weight in order to remain upright while walking. This entails a particular movement or "sway" during locomotion which looks very much like a Bobbing motion.

Plus....its sexy.
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:rofl

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
 
SpooK said:
What makes the wind blow?
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Solar radiation, heats and excites moleular activity in the atmosphere of our planet, creating fluctuations in the differing layers constituting the blanket of air we feel. This combined with terrain changes moves the flow of air up when heated, and down when cooled. There are also little dwarves that hide in bushes and Blow as hard as they can when no one is looking.
 
Tecoyah, you seem like a smart fellow .... or a good googler... or both. But here is a question i dont think you can answer my friend:

What does a 9 volt battery and a woman’s butthole have in common?
 
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SpooK said:
Tecoyah, you seem like a smart fellow .... or a good googler... or both. But here is a question i dont think you can answer my friend:

What does a 9 volt battery and a woman’s butthole have in common?
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The good ones....both sting your tongue
 
SpooK said:
Very interesting.

Why is the sky blue?
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Reflected light from the Sun, is scattered in certain wavelengths by the molecules that make up our atmosphere. Certain compounds in the air however, scatter light from other parts of the spectrum at lower angles, thus creating a sunset/sunrise coloration to the Human eye. Also....I like Blue, and God likes me....so She gave me a Birthday present long ago.

and dont worry....Its not google, I just make this crap up as I go along...heh.
 
SpooK said:
Very interesting.

Why is the sky blue?
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Ozone is blue. When C02 moves into the stratosphere it gets combined with UV radiation from the sun. That creats C03 - which is Ozone. The gas refered to below is Ozone. At different (extream) angles it can become yellow, red or orange because at sunset or dawn the deflection is toward your angle.

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
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Source: Blue Sky - Why is the Sky Blue?
 
Dr tecoyah,

I find myself touching my nose with my tounge in public esp at eateries or supermarkets. I am married, but I have received phone numbers and 'hey there cutie' remarks often and right in front of her!

It's annoying.

What can I do?
 
vauge said:
Dr tecoyah,

I find myself touching my nose with my tounge in public esp at eateries or supermarkets. I am married, but I have received phone numbers and 'hey there cutie' remarks often and right in front of her!

It's annoying.

What can I do?
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The implied use of the tongue, as a sexual stimulation appendage is the main resoning for your unwanted attention. This can easily be avoided by creating a negative image in the eyes of those viewing your skills. Simply use your tongue to Pick your nose in these public situations (and eat the resulting Nose Matter), This action has the guaranteed result of turning attraction into disgust.
Another option is to join the circus, and get your Gynocology liscence.
 
I have recently become an officianado of motorcycling. But I have a problem-whenever we get above 45mph, I hear a whistle in my head. How do I get it to stop?
 
ngdawg said:
I have recently become an officianado of motorcycling. But I have a problem-whenever we get above 45mph, I hear a whistle in my head. How do I get it to stop?
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The Whistle you hear is a direct result of wind resitance, combined with the areodynamics found in the Human ear. There are two options available to you for the quieting of this nuisance. First, and recommended is a change in the fit of helmet, or if not feasible, layering the hair in such a way as to stop the airflow form entering the Ear Canal.

The second is far less detailed, and therefore easier to implement....

Drive a freakin' Car.
 
OK, so, say I drive that freakin car....
I've used up 10 gallons of gas now, because I didn't share a ride on a bike, costing me just over $20...that's $20 into the oil man's pocket liner, by the way...
Do that about once a week and it's over $1,000 a year, 500+ gallons of gas used. Not to mention(why do we use that phrase when we know damned well we're gonna mention?), the CO emissions reduction in not driving the freakin car and the reduction in 'rush hour' stop and go(why is it called 'rush hour' when it goes so damned slow?):mrgreen:
 
How come women are blessed with the propensity to climax consecutively and wne are not?
 
Synch said:
How come women are blessed with the propensity to climax consecutively and wne are not?
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Due to the Biological differences in the reproductive function of the sexes, a Man must deposit seed within the woman to bring intercourse to fruition. This act requires the Ejaculation of millions of spermizoa which have been accumulated for some time within the Males testes, and it tends to take time to rebuild the resevoir of seminal fluids. Women on the other hand, are not required to exert bodily resources in such a way, thus allowing more energy to be focused on The Exotical Artery, a seldom refered to organ system hidden deep within the vagina.
Stimulation of the Exotical Arterial System, sends blood flow to the Backdoor lobe of the brain, releasing Endorphines and Orgasmitides, which create euphoria in the pleasure centers of the female brain.

They practice alot too
 
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