I could go on forever, I guess I'll just riff for a couple paragraphs and then stop.
I am oppressively deliberate. I lack any sense of spontaneity whatsoever. It is a strength and a weakness. Many people spend their lives trying to remember to look before they leap. I spend my life trying to trick myself into leaping without looking just once. Because of this, I am stable, I am good with money, I am relatively successful for my age, I've never been in any serious trouble. I also fear intimacy(physical and emotional), I fear change, I fear confrontation of any type, I fear vulnerability. I cannot make a split decision. Sometimes I can hardly function in the outer world due to my inability to make a decision quickly.
On the same page, I am analytical to the point of absurdity. I kill the magic of every song I love, every movie I love, every person I love by analyzing them until they are a spreadsheet. On the other hand, I like to think I am strongly impartial and reasonable. I'm probably a secret robot made by The Government, in truth. Thanks, Government.
I'm bitter by nature. This is a side effect of my analytical nature, I think. I assume the worst of others, I'm unreasonably distrustful. I see weakness and ignorance in passion, despite my best efforts.
I'm lazy, to be quite honest. Not as lazy as some, but I will regularly sit around, bored, upset about being bored, trying to convince myself to do something productive. Instead of acting on that thought, I just continue to sit around bored, feeling sorry for myself.
I'll stop here, I guess.
P.S.: I don't actually hate myself, I think I do have many strong qualities as well.