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hipsterdufus said:1. Bin Laden still not captured/killed
2. Osama's #3 man will be captured again :roll:
hipsterdufus said:3. Civil War in Iraq
hipsterdufus said:4. Democratic majorities will be voted in the Senate and major gains for Dems in the House
hipsterdufus said:5. There will be a major push to invade Iran.
hipsterdufus said:6. Death Toll in Iraq up to 3,500
hipsterdufus said:9. Abramoff Scandal rocks GOP - Fox doesn't cover it - instead focuses on war against Christians
hipsterdufus said:10. Rove Indicted
hipsterdufus said:11. DeLay convicted
hipsterdufus said:12. War against Christmas starts before Thanksgiving
hipsterdufus said:13. Roe v. Wade overturned by SCOTUS
hipsterdufus said:14. Santorum out in PA
hipsterdufus said:19. tax cuts for rich - crumbs for poor
hipsterdufus said:20. Intelligent Design becomes mandatory in Kansas
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/predicting-the-****-out-o_b_12988.htmlPRESIDENT CLINTON will be arrested, tried, and convicted on charges that Bush wiretapped American citizens without warrants.
THE 2006 MIDTERMS will be cancelled by the president, claiming that a possible Democratic majority in Congress would jeopardize national security by diminishing his authority; and that a change in government here would damage the Iraqi democratic process.
THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT will continue to spread Jesus' gospel of love, peace, forgiveness, and tolerance -- while promoting hate, war, torture, and bigotry.
BILL O'REILLY will defend the true meaning of Easter by accusing "radical secular Easter Bunny blow-up-ists" of wanting to blow up the Easter Bunny. Factor ratings soar.
SEAN HANNITY'S White House disinformation brain implant will momentarily jar itself loose during an episode of "Hannity & Colmes." When this occurs, Hannity will sit bolt upright and stare directly into the camera while begging, "Somebody pleeeeeease hhhheeeellllp meeeeee!" The implant will reconnect to the White House Disinformation Server and Hannity will resume discussing how Dick Cheney loves poor people.
DICK CHENEY will construct an overly-elaborate supervillain laser-guided wood chipper contraption into which he'll feed poor people, the elderly, Constitutional scholars, and kittens. Cheney hates kittens and their "desperate, longing eyes." The minced juice from the machine will be fed intravenously into the back of Cheney's right knee, and his life force will be replenished in perpetuity.
THE SUN will explode. Meanwhile, cable news channels will be covering the rescue of a toddler who wandered away from her parents inside a Dunkin Donuts. Viewers of Countdown with Keith Olbermann are the only humans to escape safely.
hipsterdufus said:5. There will be a major push to invade Iran.
Kandahar said:I hope so.
Stace said:LOL....these are good.
But remind me again what Jessica Simpson has to do with politics? :2razz:
hipsterdufus said:People know and care more about Jessica and Bart Simpson than they do politics. So it's some red meat for the illiterta
One more prediction:
While in prison Scooter Libby writes a sequel to his bestiality laden erotic 1996 novel The Apprentice.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/03...103-1060075-8866211?n=507846&s=books&v=glance
In this sequel the bear goes has "relations" with all those convicted in the Abramoff and Plamegate scandal to "toughen them up" for their jail time.
O'Reilly writes the intro to the book and features it prominently on his show.
Red_Dave said:. Do you think bush would be willing to try that?
Caine said:Yes. Why? Cause he is a moron.
'Nuff Said.:2wave:
Kandahar said:Two insurgencies in two big countries isn't as bad a spectacle as an extremist theocratic regime, which borrows heavily from Nazi Germany in policy and rhetoric, developing nuclear weapons.
Red_Dave said:Yeah its worse i agree but fighting and beating both at once would be more difficult [if not impossible].
Red_Dave said:Developing nuclear weapons? Like saddam was:roll:
Kandahar said:at least we'd no longer have to worry about religious nuts with nukes.
When a newbie shows up, the veterans usually show a bit of a "wait and see" mode to see if the newbie wants to debate intelligently about the many topics we have here or just wants to troll around and attack indescriminately just due to political affiliation...Lefty said:Santorum better start packing! He's not representing me anymore!!! WOOOH!!! Oh man, this is going to be a great year, I can't wait to get right of that asshole.
Dems are going to win big this year, we're going to get new life! I have high hopes for the new year, and see a lot of good things happening.
1. FOX News will still suck,
2. The warrentless wiretapping will scare everyone for a week, and then get sick of it after the media kills the story.
3. Bush won't get impeached, but an increasing number of people will begin calling for impeachment.
4. Iraq will continue to be my generation's Vietnam.
5. Support for war and president hits new low, but FOX keeps reporting how the majority of Americans approve of the president.
6. PA gets a better senator, and I will help this become a reality.
7. Bill O'Reilly realizes he's gay and starts hitting on Sean Hannity, but will eventually have to settle for Ann Coulter, because we all know Hannity already has Colmes whipped.
cnredd said:When a newbie shows up, the veterans usually show a bit of a "wait and see" mode to see if the newbie wants to debate intelligently about the many topics we have here or just wants to troll around and attack indescriminately just due to political affiliation...
In this instance, the results are clear...Thank you for your time and effort...:roll:
Lefty said:Santorum better start packing! He's not representing me anymore!!! WOOOH!!! Oh man, this is going to be a great year, I can't wait to get right of that asshole.
Dems are going to win big this year, we're going to get new life! I have high hopes for the new year, and see a lot of good things happening.
1. FOX News will still suck,
2. The warrentless wiretapping will scare everyone for a week, and then get sick of it after the media kills the story.
3. Bush won't get impeached, but an increasing number of people will begin calling for impeachment.
4. Iraq will continue to be my generation's Vietnam.
5. Support for war and president hits new low, but FOX keeps reporting how the majority of Americans approve of the president.
6. PA gets a better senator, and I will help this become a reality.
7. Bill O'Reilly realizes he's gay and starts hitting on Sean Hannity, but will eventually have to settle for Ann Coulter, because we all know Hannity already has Colmes whipped.
Stupiderthanthou said:No? I worry about that every day, what with who's in power right here in America.
*shivers*
George_Washington said:Here's a prediction for you liberals:
In the year 2006, the Democrats will lose many elections to the Republicans.
WOW, IMAGINE THAT! Not like that's ever happened before...
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