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Yep. And Barbie needs a pet dog. A Wiener dog. Or maybe "Old Leg Humper", the labrador.I demand a Barbie that is short and has smaller breasts! :lol:
That depends on my fiance. She really does want to have one. She hasn't yet been able to provide me with a significant enough reason to change my mind on the issue, but you never know.
I demand a Barbie that is short and has smaller breasts! :lol:
Yep. And Barbie needs a pet dog. A Wiener dog. Or maybe "Old Leg Humper", the labrador.
Meet “normal” Barbie: She’s not impossibly tall and skinny, but instead created in the proportions of the average 19-year-old American woman.
Using a 3-D model, Photoshop and the Centers for Disease Control’s measurements of the average 19-year-old woman, artist Nickolay Lamm of MyDeals.com has created a rendering of what a Barbie doll would look like if it better resembled an average woman. He used the CDC measurements to make a 3-D model, dressed it up like a Barbie using Photoshop, then photographed a standard Barbie doll next to his model to show the difference.
Much of the toys you mentioned are actually things my daughter does with her barbies - she dresses them up, has them clean and re-arrange their house, cooks, take care of their babies, and so on.
Absolutely. Why is Ken such a jerk? They need to make Ken into a Duck Dynasty looking guy with an AR-15 and an ATV. I haven't seen a Ken in a long time, but I imagine he's turned into some kind of metrosexual puke busy getting waxes and his nails done between lattes.Maybe an attack dog to bite that doofus Ken. :lol:
Absolutely. Why is Ken such a jerk? They need to make Ken into a Duck Dynasty looking guy with an AR-15 and an ATV. I haven't seen a Ken in a long time, but I imagine he's turned into some kind of metrosexual puke busy getting waxes and his nails done between lattes.
:rofl He doesn't even own his own house. He's always skeeving off of Barbie.
Maybe you guys should start complaining that Ken doesn't have his own dream house. :lol:
True, which is another reason to not like her (Barbie) or him.
Well that's probably why she and Ken haven't gotten married in all these years. :lol:
Doesn't even own a vehicle. Jeeze. What a loser. I don't know what Barbie sees in him. Couldn't grow a beard if his life depended on it. Hairless wonder. Never had a job because he can't do a damn thing. Useless. A complete failure as a representative of the species. "Ken" was the shortest name they could come up with. He can't handle more. Got the brains of a turnip.:rofl He doesn't even own his own house. He's always skeeving off of Barbie.
A cardboard box isn't much of a dream.Maybe you guys should start complaining that Ken doesn't have his own dream house. :lol:
Doesn't even own a vehicle. Jeeze. What a loser. I don't know what Barbie sees in him. Couldn't grow a beard if his life depended on it. Hairless wonder. Never had a job because he can't do a damn thing. Useless. A complete failure as a representative of the species. "Ken" was the shortest name they could come up with. He can't handle more. Got the brains of a turnip.
Oh my... :mrgreen:He's less than impressive down below as well. :2razz:
I hate Ken. He's done more damage to man kind than Pee Wee Herman, and Mattel just keeps on letting him get away with it. He's probably gonna try to run for Congress.He's less than impressive down below as well. :2razz:
Well, to be honest, I don't think there is anything wrong with the way either Barbie looks. Like I said, different people have different bodies, and no matter what you do there is always going to be SOMEBODY who is unhappy.
I hate Ken. He's done more damage to man kind than Pee Wee Herman, and Mattel just keeps on letting him get away with it. He's probably gonna try to run for Congress.
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