Yes, I would, and I do, and I don't even flinch.
We'll start with the patriarch of the scumbag family.
Joe Kennedy: Bootlegger, stock swindler, infidelity. Lobotomized his daughter
Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Straight Dope: What is the true source of the Kennedy family's wealth?
Rosemary Kennedy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not much on Joe Jr. but I point out a few things that deserve special attention. A destroyer named after a junior grade officer, then retired as a museum. Plus the fact that his dad was devastated, Joe Jr. was supposed to be the first President from the clan.
Joseph P. Kennedy, Jr. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
John F. Kennedy: Dereliction of duty, infidelity.
He graduated cum laude from Harvard with a degree in international affairs in June 1940
International affairs? Let's look at the disasters that occured under his watch.
He gets his PT boat cut in half during a failed nighttime raid. His response:
During his presidency, Kennedy privately admitted to friends that he didn't feel that he deserved the medals he had received, because the PT-109 incident had been the result of a botched military operation that had cost the lives of two members of his crew. When later asked by a reporter how he became a war hero, Kennedy (known for a sense of humor) joked: "It was involuntary. They sank my boat."
He injured his already "troublesome" back, and supposedly "rescues" one of the crew members he didn't get killed. Most people get relieved of command, he emerges a "War Hero".
His dee-ploe-muh-cee skills net us:
The Berlin Wall, The Bay of Pigs, The Cuban Missile Crisis, the assassination of Ngo Dinh Diem, the escalation of Vietnam (Kennedy increased the number of U.S. military in Vietnam from 800 to 16,300)
Backed a coup against Iraq. Hmmm, oil companies already in place too.
In 1963, the Kennedy administration backed a coup against the government of Iraq headed by General Abdel Karim Kassem, who five years earlier had deposed the Western-allied Iraqi monarchy. The CIA helped the new Baath Party government led by Abdul Salam Arif in ridding the country of suspected leftists and Communists. In a Baathist bloodbath, the government used lists of suspected Communists and other leftists provided by the CIA, to systematically murder untold numbers of Iraq's educated elite — killings in which Saddam Hussein himself is said to have participated. The victims included hundreds of doctors, teachers, technicians, lawyers and other professionals as well as military and political figures. According to an op-ed in the New York Times, the U.S. sent arms to the new regime, weapons later used against the same Kurdish insurgents the U.S. supported against Kassem and then abandoned. American and UK oil and other interests, including Mobil, Bechtel and British Petroleum, were conducting business in Iraq.
The blunders by this idiot are too numerous to list here. I can't figure out why so many people hold this dirtbag in such high regard.
Robert Kennedy: Election rigging, infidelity.
Helped get his brother elected by buying votes through organised labor unions. He later turned on the very unions that got JFK elected.
Kennedy was relentless in his pursuit of Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa, resulting from widespread knowledge of Hoffa's corruption in financial and electoral actions, both personally and organizationally.
Kennedy was relied upon as both the President's primary source of administrative information and as a general counsel with whom trust was implicit, given the familial ties of the two men.
President Kennedy once remarked on his brother that, "If I want something done and done immediately I rely on the Attorney General. He is very much the doer in this administration, and has an organizational gift I have rarely if ever seen surpassed."
Yet Robert Kennedy believed strongly in the separation of powers and thus often chose not to comment on matters of policy not relating to his remit or to forward the enquiry of the President to an officer of the administration better suited to offer counsel.
Nice.
Ted Kennedy: Murderer, cheat, infidelity
Dirtbag extraordinaire.
Kennedy earned C grades at the private Milton Academy, but was admitted to Harvard as a "legacy" -- his father and older brothers had attended there, so the younger and dimmer Kennedy's admission was virtually assured.
While attending, he was expelled twice, once for cheating on a test, and once for paying a classmate to cheat for him.
He sits on the Senates Ethics Commitee.
And then his stellar service career:
While expelled, Kennedy enlisted in the Army, but mistakenly signed up for four years instead of two. His father, Joseph P. Kennedy, former U.S. Ambassador to England, pulled the necessary strings to have his enlistment shortened to two years, and to ensure that he served in Europe, not Korea, where a war was raging. Kennedy was assigned to Paris, never advanced beyond the rank of Private, and returned to Harvard upon being discharged.
Ted Kennedy
Need we visit Chappaquiddick? I'll link it for those who don't know the details.
Chappaquiddick incident - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Michael Skakel: Murderer
Murdered Martha Moxley in 1975, was convicted in 2002, even though the murder weapon was in the attic of the house he lived in at the time of the murder. Martha was his neighbor. His aunt, Ethel is Bobby Kenndy's widow.
Michael Skakel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
William Kennedy Smith: Rapist
Aquitted of rape (naturally, it occured at the Kennedy Compound in Palm Beach, can't have that now, can we?)
Smith is the second of four children of Stephen Edward Smith and Jean Kennedy Smith. Smith's mother is a daughter of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr. and Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy, so Smith is the nephew of President John F. Kennedy, Senator Robert F. Kennedy, and Senator Ted Kennedy.
William Kennedy Smith - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Nice family huh. I didn't even list all the drug addicts or alcoholics in the family.
That would be pretty much the majority of the clan. Yes, truly the first family of American politics.
I like to think of them as the First Manson Family of American Politics.