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Women Mistakes Super Glue for Eye Drops...owwwwwwww....

OscarB63

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how the hell can you make that kind of mistake? If you have trouble seeing, why put superglue anywhere near your medications?
 

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What kind of damage does that have the possibility to cause, blindness?
 

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I'm wondering why a bottle of superglue was in the same place as her eye drops.
 

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Jesus ****ing christ. :shock: super glue is in a tube and eye drops are generally in a bottle. How could you confuse them? Aside from that, why were they even near each other?? I keep my superglue in a ziplock bag in my "junk drawer" so it can never accidentally open and get on anything, and so I can't accidentally pick it up and think it's anything BUT superglue.
 

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“You know, I‘m not young anymore but I’m not senile,”

I beg to differ. You have a Yorkie. You're not a gay man from Seattle or a 30 year old woman from New York. So yes. You're senile.
 

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Well, I guess it could have been worse.

She might have confused the superglue for her spermicidal jelly.
 

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That's a sticky situation.
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I read an article one time about a woman who squirted a whole tube of superglue down her husband's urethra while he was sleeping, for revenge because he was cheating on her.
He had to have surgery.
 

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The thread title led me to believe this was ubiquitous. :lol:

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I read an article one time about a woman who squirted a whole tube of superglue down her husband's urethra while he was sleeping, for revenge because he was cheating on her.
He had to have surgery.

I'm betting that every single human male who read this just had the urge to clutch certain body parts.
 
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