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Woman Marries Her Dog (Seriously)

Lita456

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What the?


Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.

Uh, what? Yeah, this actually happened. Says the blushing bride (ew) Emily Mabou, 29: "For so long I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down."

Don't see how this translates into marrying your dog? Read on! Mabou claims that her relationships have all been with "skirt-chasers and cheaters." The priest who performed the ceremony told people not to mock the wedding, but instead "rejoice with her, as she has found happiness at last." Don't mock? Not likely, lady. (Though we get why some folks decide to marry their cats.)

When asked about her plans for babies, Maribou responded, "We'll adopt." Fantastic! Next story: Woman and Golden Retriever Adopt Twins. Gross. Weird. Disturbing. Any more adjectives we forgot?

Woman Marries Her Dog (Seriously) - Lemondrop
 
Lita456 said:
What the?


Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.

Uh, what? Yeah, this actually happened. Says the blushing bride (ew) Emily Mabou, 29: "For so long I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down."

Don't see how this translates into marrying your dog? Read on! Mabou claims that her relationships have all been with "skirt-chasers and cheaters." The priest who performed the ceremony told people not to mock the wedding, but instead "rejoice with her, as she has found happiness at last." Don't mock? Not likely, lady. (Though we get why some folks decide to marry their cats.)

When asked about her plans for babies, Maribou responded, "We'll adopt." Fantastic! Next story: Woman and Golden Retriever Adopt Twins. Gross. Weird. Disturbing. Any more adjectives we forgot?

Woman Marries Her Dog (Seriously) - Lemondrop
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I thought Tucker was already married. :confused:
 
I don't see what's wrong with this. She's not hurting anyone, and the dog doesn't seem to object. Just leave this happily married couple alone.
 
Holy ****.

Can't be worse than that guy who married a goat - Now he had my sympathy
 
She doesn't like skirt chasers, so she married someone that sticks his nose in her crotch and a$$. Brilliant.
 
Donkey1499 said:
I don't see what's wrong with this. She's not hurting anyone, and the dog doesn't seem to object. Just leave this happily married couple alone.
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As long as it's between consenting adults....
 
Tucker Case said:
To be fair, most women do this.
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What does a woman's but hole and a 9v battery have in common?



You know it's wrong but sooner or later you'll touch it with your tongue.
 
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