WTF is a "larcenous political fish boil"? Some sort of bouillabaisse? :lamo
Look, when I entered Illinois public service, I was promised a pension based on my salary and years' service, 3% annual COLAs compounded on that pension, and free health insurance in retirement. Was that a good deal for the state? Maybe not. But it's the one YOU (i.e., taxpayers) made via your duly elected representatives.
I held up my end by working for you taxpayers for 30+ years. And believe me it was no picnic. It was "middle management" and that's exactly where I was, in the middle catching **** from above AND below. I'm not whining, just making the point that public service isn't the stereotypical cushy jobs occupied by equally stereotypical lazy employees. Yes, you taxpayers paid me a good salary and I have a good pension, although neither anywhere near those of the superintendents in your OP. But I have education beyond a Master's degree in a lucrative field so I could have made a lot more in private employment. The public pension plan was the reason I didn't.
Now that I'm retired, you've decided to renege on the deal, saying "taxpayers cannot afford" my "ludicrous" pension. So you taxpayers, again through your duly elected representatives, first passed a law to take away my "free" health insurance. (It's never really been free because of the deductibles, copays, coinsurance, etc but I suppose that's no different from any insurance. But since I'm eligible for Medicare, but not SS, through my spouse, I am required to pay for that in order to get the state insurance. And a couple years ago, you taxpayers, through your duly elected representatives, also started charging me premiums for that insurance.) Then you taxpayers, through your duly elected representatives, passed a pension "reform" law that takes away a big chunk of my COLA. The law attacking "free" health insurance did not survive a challenge under the pension protection clause of the IL constitution (although I have yet to see a refund of my premiums). It remains to be seen whether that decision will be appealed and what will happen with a similar challenge to the pension "reform" law.
So, yeah, I'll defend my bouillabaisse. Aside from the fact that I earned it and you taxpayers owe it, at my age, I have neither years nor energy left to start over.