What's the Point of a Honeymoon In the Modern Era?

[pocket aces]

Agree to disagree.

My wife asks me "What's your hurry?"

I say "I don't plan to be doing this forever".

Then maybe you should just masturbate by yourself and let her find a man that actually cares.

 

[Dayton3]

Then maybe you should just masturbate by yourself and let her find a man that actually cares.

Not a chance. Besides I believe masturbation to be immoral

 

[pocket aces]

Not a chance. Besides I believe masturbation to be immoral

Well that is technically what you are doing with her.

 

[TheGoverness]

Not a chance. Besides I believe masturbation to be immoral

Of course you do. You are just a ball of fun, you know that? :roll:

 

[TheGoverness]

marathons are for losers who can't go very fast.

Amazing that in almost every other field or examples of human activity, speed is considered a positive.

But not sex.

Why is that?

Lol, being super fast at sex, is not really something you should be "proud" about. :lol:

 

[pocket aces]

Her self esteem must be in the toilet. I couldn’t ever imagine telling my wife that I want to get sex with her over as fast as I can.


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[Lursa]

What makes you think that? I don't recall anything in my religion about that at all.

So then you just dont give a crap about her pleasure then, it's all you?

OTOH, there are some Christian doctrines that demand women produce children and their wishes regarding that choice or any pleasure are disregarded.

This is the barely coherent and grammatically inept speech of a man who desperately wants to be able to claim that he "cured coronavirus."

That's it, in a nutshell. When we do get a handle on this crisis, he wants to be able to pull out footage and declare "I called it! I said use this! I said try this! I told them to do this, it was my idea!" He's just doing it with lots of stupid stuff because he doesnt want to miss an opportunity. He's afraid 'the big one' will be mentioned and he wont get credit for it.

It's all about declaring himself the savior of the cv crisis and we'll hear all about it, esp in his campaign. (Which is basically each of his press briefings these days) --- Lursa

 

[Lursa]

In those cases why bother getting married?

Just find a knothole in a tree....at least it wont leave.

Because with the woman he gets his laundry done, his house cleaned, his meals prepared, and offspring as demanded.

This is the barely coherent and grammatically inept speech of a man who desperately wants to be able to claim that he "cured coronavirus."

That's it, in a nutshell. When we do get a handle on this crisis, he wants to be able to pull out footage and declare "I called it! I said use this! I said try this! I told them to do this, it was my idea!" He's just doing it with lots of stupid stuff because he doesnt want to miss an opportunity. He's afraid 'the big one' will be mentioned and he wont get credit for it.

It's all about declaring himself the savior of the cv crisis and we'll hear all about it, esp in his campaign. (Which is basically each of his press briefings these days) --- Lursa

 

[Lursa]

Not a chance. Besides I believe masturbation to be immoral

Of course you do. You've been trained to believe that so that you cannot find sexual release anywhere BUT in a female to thus produce more hands to place $$ in the church's collection plates.

This is the barely coherent and grammatically inept speech of a man who desperately wants to be able to claim that he "cured coronavirus."

That's it, in a nutshell. When we do get a handle on this crisis, he wants to be able to pull out footage and declare "I called it! I said use this! I said try this! I told them to do this, it was my idea!" He's just doing it with lots of stupid stuff because he doesnt want to miss an opportunity. He's afraid 'the big one' will be mentioned and he wont get credit for it.

It's all about declaring himself the savior of the cv crisis and we'll hear all about it, esp in his campaign. (Which is basically each of his press briefings these days) --- Lursa

 

[Lursa]

Well that is technically what you are doing with her.

:applaud:applaud

 

[Dayton3]

Of course you do. You've been trained to believe that so that you cannot find sexual release anywhere.

Actually the issue was never brought up in my church even tangentially.
You really need to get beyond your biases against Christians.

 

[Lursa]

Actually the issue was never brought up in my church even tangentially.
You really need to get beyond your biases against Christians.

So then why do you believe that masturbation is morally wrong? What moral authority led you to that belief?

And I am a practicing Christian and reading posts like yours harms all Christians, drives people away from the religion...so I speak out.

This is the barely coherent and grammatically inept speech of a man who desperately wants to be able to claim that he "cured coronavirus."

That's it, in a nutshell. When we do get a handle on this crisis, he wants to be able to pull out footage and declare "I called it! I said use this! I said try this! I told them to do this, it was my idea!" He's just doing it with lots of stupid stuff because he doesnt want to miss an opportunity. He's afraid 'the big one' will be mentioned and he wont get credit for it.

It's all about declaring himself the savior of the cv crisis and we'll hear all about it, esp in his campaign. (Which is basically each of his press briefings these days) --- Lursa

 

[Bum]

Because with the woman he gets his laundry done, his house cleaned, his meals prepared, and offspring as demanded.

Ah.....those things we learned to do as preteens? :thumbs:

 

[zyzygy]

Her self esteem must be in the toilet. I couldn’t ever imagine telling my wife that I want to get sex with her over as fast as I can.


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I extend my condolences to his poor wife, assuming that he actually has a wife.

 

[Dayton3]

So then why do you believe that masturbation is morally wrong? What moral authority led you to that belief?

The condemnations of lustful thinking in the New Testament.

 

[TheGoverness]

The condemnations of lustful thinking in the New Testament.

So, Lursa's exactly correct in what she said. That must be difficult for you.

 

[Dayton3]

So, Lursa's exactly correct in what she said. That must be difficult for you.

No she is not. My church had nothing to do with teaching me that idea. I gathered it on my own by my reading of the Bible.

 

[TheGoverness]

No she is not. My church had nothing to do with teaching me that idea. I gathered it on my own by my reading of the Bible.

Once again, Lursa is exactly correct in what she said. That's really difficult for you to understand; kind of like how you don't understand healthy relationship dynamics.

 

[Lursa]

The condemnations of lustful thinking in the New Testament.

So it's preached or it's not?

And where's that scripture, btw?

If you have lustful thoughts, wouldnt masturbating make them go away, at least temporarily?

This is the barely coherent and grammatically inept speech of a man who desperately wants to be able to claim that he "cured coronavirus."

That's it, in a nutshell. When we do get a handle on this crisis, he wants to be able to pull out footage and declare "I called it! I said use this! I said try this! I told them to do this, it was my idea!" He's just doing it with lots of stupid stuff because he doesnt want to miss an opportunity. He's afraid 'the big one' will be mentioned and he wont get credit for it.

It's all about declaring himself the savior of the cv crisis and we'll hear all about it, esp in his campaign. (Which is basically each of his press briefings these days) --- Lursa

 

[Dayton3]

So it's preached or it's not?

Not that I recall.

 

[Lursa]

Not that I recall.

So then you made up your own sexual sufferance then? Because you had lustful thoughts you needed to control?

Again...masturbating would have helped you control those feelings.

Not a great personal interpretation IMO.

This is the barely coherent and grammatically inept speech of a man who desperately wants to be able to claim that he "cured coronavirus."

That's it, in a nutshell. When we do get a handle on this crisis, he wants to be able to pull out footage and declare "I called it! I said use this! I said try this! I told them to do this, it was my idea!" He's just doing it with lots of stupid stuff because he doesnt want to miss an opportunity. He's afraid 'the big one' will be mentioned and he wont get credit for it.

It's all about declaring himself the savior of the cv crisis and we'll hear all about it, esp in his campaign. (Which is basically each of his press briefings these days) --- Lursa

 

[Dayton3]

Not a great personal interpretation IMO.

It serves me well enough. And I didn't make up anything. It is a reasonable interpretation of what's in the New Testament about lustful thinking.

 

[Lursa]

It serves me well enough. And I didn't make up anything. It is a reasonable interpretation of what's in the New Testament about lustful thinking.

Hey maybe try flagellation next time if the mental urges are too strong!

And yeah, you made it up for your own cafeteria plan.

This is the barely coherent and grammatically inept speech of a man who desperately wants to be able to claim that he "cured coronavirus."

That's it, in a nutshell. When we do get a handle on this crisis, he wants to be able to pull out footage and declare "I called it! I said use this! I said try this! I told them to do this, it was my idea!" He's just doing it with lots of stupid stuff because he doesnt want to miss an opportunity. He's afraid 'the big one' will be mentioned and he wont get credit for it.

It's all about declaring himself the savior of the cv crisis and we'll hear all about it, esp in his campaign. (Which is basically each of his press briefings these days) --- Lursa

 

[pocket aces]

So then you made up your own sexual sufferance then? Because you had lustful thoughts you needed to control?

Again...masturbating would have helped you control those feelings.

Not a great personal interpretation IMO.

I bet his wife masturbates!

 

[Lursa]

I bet his wife masturbates!

Poor thing...either that and/or a piece on the side. I hope her horizons have not been completely inhibited by his 'standards.'

This is the barely coherent and grammatically inept speech of a man who desperately wants to be able to claim that he "cured coronavirus."

That's it, in a nutshell. When we do get a handle on this crisis, he wants to be able to pull out footage and declare "I called it! I said use this! I said try this! I told them to do this, it was my idea!" He's just doing it with lots of stupid stuff because he doesnt want to miss an opportunity. He's afraid 'the big one' will be mentioned and he wont get credit for it.

It's all about declaring himself the savior of the cv crisis and we'll hear all about it, esp in his campaign. (Which is basically each of his press briefings these days) --- Lursa