Welcome to our newest DM's - JANFU and Chock Full o Nuts

[Moon]

Congrats!

 

[Chomsky]

@JANFU
@Chock Full o Nuts

Your lives have been irrevocable changed . . .

 

[Chomsky]

Awesome. Inspiration into going back to my ruffian ways in the Basement.
Huge cyber shoes to fill in the absence of our beloved DiAnna, but I am sure you both are up to the task.

Please don't say her hallowed name, without genuflecting. The sun never sets on our dearly departed DiAnna!

 

[911Sparky]

Thank you everyone.

I selfishly hope your new duties do not keep you away from your leadership on the Ukraine war thread, but congratulations on the promotion.

 

[JANFU]

I selfishly hope your new duties do not keep you away from your leadership on the Ukraine war thread, but congratulations on the promotion.

I will be there

 

[Bum]

Please don't say her hallowed name, without genuflecting. The sun never sets on our dearly departed DiAnna!

@DiAnna set a bar that none can meet...she was and is loved.

 

[LouC]

Congratulations to you both!

 

[Parrish]

Sometimes you start at the top but then descend to depths.Two new race to the bottom feeders. Congrats, guys. Good times ahead.

 

[Parrish]

@DiAnna set a bar that none can meet...she was and is loved.

I miss her still.

 

[X Factor]

.Two new race to the bottom feeders.

We prefer “subterranean cuisine aficionados.”

 

[Parrish]

We prefer “subterranean cuisine aficionados.”

Don't swallow.

 

[Bush Lawyer]

I'd like to personally welcome our newest DM staff members - @JANFU @Chock Full o Nuts

Please welcome them with open arms and keep an eye out for @Bum at all times (he's a sneaky bastard).

What is "DM?"

 

[ASHES]

They're amazingly gullible.

Good luck guys.

 

[ASHES]

What is "DM?"

Sucker. I jest. Quite steadfast fellows that monitor dungeons masterfully. Dungeons meaning sewers. Masterfully meaning not abandoning the job.

 

[Phys251]

Congrats to @JANFU and @Chock Full o Nuts!

 

[Bush Lawyer]

Sucker. I jest. Quite steadfast fellows that monitor dungeons masterfully. Dungeons meaning sewers. Masterfully meaning not abandoning the job.

Clear as mud, thanks.

 

[ASHES]

Clear as mud, thanks.

Such is life. The more you know, the more you know you don't know.

They're our gracious hosts downstairs. That should be enough until you get your invitation.

 

[Middleground]

Please don't say her hallowed name, without genuflecting. The sun never sets on our dearly departed DiAnna!

Of course I typed that out on one knee. As one should when referencing DiAnna.

 

[VySky]

A couple of more snowflakes never hurt this forum

Or Canadians

 

[Chomsky]

@DiAnna set a bar that none can meet...she was and is loved.

There's some exceptional people, far too rare, that through their actions & the way they comport themselves - inspire us to elevate our own actions. DiAnna was one of those rare & exceptional individuals.

When they come into our lives, it is our great privilege.

 

[Old 'N Chill]

Welcome to you both!

 

[Chomsky]

Of course I typed that out on one knee. As one should when referencing DiAnna.

Yeah, she was special alright. It was our great privilege to have her touch our lives. No higher praise, than that!

 

[Luce]

@JANFU ?

We're DOOMED. He will throw us down manholes and drop dynamite on top of us. He will sic the weasels on us!

The albino javalina has been seen as far South as Catalina! ABANDON SHIP!

 

[NewfieMom]

@JANFU ?

We're DOOMED. He will throw us down manholes and drop dynamite on top of us. He will sic the weasels on us!

The albino javalina has been seen as far South as Catalina! ABANDON SHIP!

I will say one thing for Luce: he may be a little rough around the edges, but he isn't stupid. That was the point! Why do you think we brought on @JANFU?
Welcome, @JANFU and @Chock Full o Nuts. You've already been warned about @Bum's potato salad, The potato salad served in the Tavern is fresh. Bum is always allowed to eat it when he is in the Tavern, but we try not to let him take any out with him when he leaves, lest it end up mixed with his original ...uh...stuff.

 

[Grizzly Adams]

To paraphrase the parting words spoken at the end of each First Annual IgNobel Prize Awards Ceremony...

If you didn't get selected for a Dungeon Master slot, and especially if you did, better luck next time!