Also, if you can't dance, you're dead inside.
I can't dance, it's because I'm a macropod.
Can... Can I ride in your pouch?
No, you pervert.
You should be a yoshi. They're much more fun. And you can ride them.
Oh, and FYI, what you do at the club, under dance and trance and such things, that's not dancing. that's called being a monkey.
Seducing people is easy. It's keeping them that's challenging.
Or, on occasion, getting rid of them.
Only experienced that once. Real life stalker ****.
You can't leave me. I'll kill you first.
That's not what he said. He said he'd kill himself.
I told him to go ahead. I'll call 911 for you.
You can't leave me. I'll kill you first.
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Only experienced that once. Real life stalker ****.
Seriously? Only once? You've never dated anyone that just turned out to be like a puppy?
Oh, and FYI, what you do at the club, under dance and trance and such things, that's not dancing. that's called being a monkey.
Seduction's for amateurs.
lulzNT, Vampires seduce.....here is something for those just startin outs. :lol:
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