Want to seduce her?

[Rainman05]

Want to seduce her? Take her dancing to the music of Chris Spheeris in a place where you specially prepared and it's just the 2 of you.

Chris Spheeris, bringing that amazing Mediterranean, Greek feel music to the your feet and helps you dance your way into her heart.





You're welcome. Also, if you can't dance, you're dead inside.

 

[Rainman05]

Oh, and FYI, what you do at the club, under dance and trance and such things, that's not dancing. that's called being a monkey.

 

[spud_meister]

Also, if you can't dance, you're dead inside.

I can't dance, it's because I'm a macropod.

 

[Morrigi]

I can't dance, it's because I'm a macropod.

I wasn't sure kangaroos could type.

 

[Rainman05]

I can't dance, it's because I'm a macropod.

Can... Can I ride in your pouch?

 

[spud_meister]

I wasn't sure kangaroos could type.

 

[spud_meister]

Can... Can I ride in your pouch?

No, you pervert.

 

[Rainman05]

No, you pervert.

You should be a yoshi. They're much more fun. And you can ride them.

 

[spud_meister]

You should be a yoshi. They're much more fun. And you can ride them.

I'd like to be, but I have size 15 shoes, I'm limited to being a macropod.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Oh, and FYI, what you do at the club, under dance and trance and such things, that's not dancing. that's called being a monkey.

 

[Gipper]

I've never needed help seducing women.

Maybe you can find women a song that helps them with shame and regret in the morning.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Seducing people is easy. It's keeping them that's challenging.

 

[Lutherf]

Seducing people is easy. It's keeping them that's challenging.

Or, on occasion, getting rid of them.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Or, on occasion, getting rid of them.

Only experienced that once. Real life stalker ****.

 

[Gipper]

Only experienced that once. Real life stalker ****.

You can't leave me. I'll kill you first.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

You can't leave me. I'll kill you first.

That's not what he said. He said he'd kill himself.

I told him to go ahead. I'll call 911 for you.

 

[Gipper]

That's not what he said. He said he'd kill himself.

I told him to go ahead. I'll call 911 for you.

Pfft. That's the easy way out.

 

[Goshin]

You can't leave me. I'll kill you first.

Moderator's Warning:

Okay, this needs to Not Be Said Upstairs, even in jest, mmkay? Too many issues.

 

[Lutherf]

Only experienced that once. Real life stalker ****.

Seriously? Only once? You've never dated anyone that just turned out to be like a puppy?

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Seriously? Only once? You've never dated anyone that just turned out to be like a puppy?

Not really. And Yes, only once. To be fair, I haven't dated a ton, either. I'm jaded and suspicious. :lol:

 

[MMC]

Oh, and FYI, what you do at the club, under dance and trance and such things, that's not dancing. that's called being a monkey.

RM.....You Can't Touch This. :2razz:

 

[MMC]

Who needs a Club.....Just sayin.

 

[NoC_T]

Seduction's for amateurs.

 

[MMC]

Seduction's for amateurs.

NT, Vampires seduce.....here is something for those just startin outs. :lol:

 

[NoC_T]

NT, Vampires seduce.....here is something for those just startin outs. :lol:

lulz

Ah yes. The seminal masterpiece (I know).