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I just wanted to vent on religion. I was (was) raised Catholic. Screw that. Im going to be very broad here, when I say religion, I mean the one I learned. So yeah, some of your religions will be different. Ok.
1. Religion condoned racism. Seperate black and white churches, thats all the proof you need. Dont argue.
2. Religion is anti-homosexual. Its been scientifically proven that most species are about 2% homosexual. God created all creatures equally. (except the gay ones!)
3. Lust is a sin. "That girl is hot." Says the boy. "Are you going to marry her?" Says the priest. "Um, probably not." Replies the boy. "Then you just sinned." The priest replies. "Oh no, am I going to hell?" The boy is now scared. "No, no, dont worry" Exclaims the priest "Just follow me into this dark room, I need to tell you a secret."
Leading to my next point.
4. My religion is against homosexuality but forgives priests who touch little boys? Man this is ****ed up. Why dont we just let them think chicks are hot so they stop touching little boys?
5. Jesus. Everyone believes this because everyone has been told this since they were a wee little baby. What if, and just follow me, what if Jesus did exist, but was cast into modern day? Would you believe it? Most certainly not. Churches would disown him. He would be ridiculed. We only believe it because it happened, you know, way back then and stuff?
6. Everyone refers to god as 'he' Its really funny.
7. God gave men penises but the devil makes them bigger? (until your married and want babies)
8. I saw a taped church segment on our local channel. A man was preaching words to this effect. "In the end it will not matter the things in which you spent your life doing. It will matter what you believed in. If you do not believe in this faith, you are the devils advocate. Nothing you have done will save you." I 100% disagree.
9. George Bush says god talks to him. I hate people who use religion to scam really stupid religious people. "God wants me to be president......God wants wars...."
10. Sins and all that fun stuff. Arent you sick of everyone telling you how to live? First we of course have the law telling us all the things we'll go to jail for, then we have church telling us all the things we'll go to hell for. Let me live my ****ing life!
11. Lastly and most importantly. People starve everyday, while churches take a lot of money in every service and use it to do things like buy new song books or 'renovate' or get 'cooler' life size jesus action figures. Everyone is blind.
12. Sorry if I offended you. Crucify me.
1. Religion condoned racism. Seperate black and white churches, thats all the proof you need. Dont argue.
2. Religion is anti-homosexual. Its been scientifically proven that most species are about 2% homosexual. God created all creatures equally. (except the gay ones!)
3. Lust is a sin. "That girl is hot." Says the boy. "Are you going to marry her?" Says the priest. "Um, probably not." Replies the boy. "Then you just sinned." The priest replies. "Oh no, am I going to hell?" The boy is now scared. "No, no, dont worry" Exclaims the priest "Just follow me into this dark room, I need to tell you a secret."
Leading to my next point.
4. My religion is against homosexuality but forgives priests who touch little boys? Man this is ****ed up. Why dont we just let them think chicks are hot so they stop touching little boys?
5. Jesus. Everyone believes this because everyone has been told this since they were a wee little baby. What if, and just follow me, what if Jesus did exist, but was cast into modern day? Would you believe it? Most certainly not. Churches would disown him. He would be ridiculed. We only believe it because it happened, you know, way back then and stuff?
6. Everyone refers to god as 'he' Its really funny.
7. God gave men penises but the devil makes them bigger? (until your married and want babies)
8. I saw a taped church segment on our local channel. A man was preaching words to this effect. "In the end it will not matter the things in which you spent your life doing. It will matter what you believed in. If you do not believe in this faith, you are the devils advocate. Nothing you have done will save you." I 100% disagree.
9. George Bush says god talks to him. I hate people who use religion to scam really stupid religious people. "God wants me to be president......God wants wars...."
10. Sins and all that fun stuff. Arent you sick of everyone telling you how to live? First we of course have the law telling us all the things we'll go to jail for, then we have church telling us all the things we'll go to hell for. Let me live my ****ing life!
11. Lastly and most importantly. People starve everyday, while churches take a lot of money in every service and use it to do things like buy new song books or 'renovate' or get 'cooler' life size jesus action figures. Everyone is blind.
12. Sorry if I offended you. Crucify me.