Since you said "Please, Please"
Of course I know the Onion is satire.
That is why I posted it in Forum - US Partisan Politics and Political Platforms/US Elections and not Breaking News or whatever.
Here is a couple of commentaries about Clinton:
Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring
“Right now, voters are looking for a candidate who stands for real societal change, someone who can stir something inside them,” said media advisor Jim Margolis, urging the woman—who overcame entrenched societal biases to build a successful legal career, became the first female senator elected in the state of New York, oversaw the Department of State during a period of widespread international tumult, and, if elected, would be the first female president in American history—to appear more uplifting to voters."
February 16, 2016
Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Because of censoring here in these forums, you will need to Google this headline. (Using the complete F word) The reason I can't post the link is because the F-word is part of the link.
Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not F--- This Up For Me’
April 12, 2015
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