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Thoughts on the Illuminati?[W:359,365]

Thoughts on the Illuminati?


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Well apparently you have already been convinced that they are not real, so they convinced you that they don't exist.

As for me, I am convinced they do exist.

It sounds to me like if Star Wars was real, that you would be more of a Sith than a Jedi.

Im asking what convinced you, was it a revelation? New Coke? Justin Beiber?

Nah, i would be a smuggler... Seems more fun and who wants to be celibate...
 
Illuminati are awesome, they always have the best hors d'oeuvres.

I love them like Santa Claus, because he is a fictional being as well.

Besides, everyone in the know, knows that the real secret organization is *******
 
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the illuminati are just the patsies who divert attention away from those who are really pulling the strings. anyone who doesn't see this is a pro-establishment shill.

What about the Beards? Those are real.
 
The Illuminati shovelled my sidewalk.

They sent my mother flowers when she was in the hospital.

Also, the illuminati invented the ampersand, the world is so much better because of it!
 
I have no evidence the Illuminati exist.


Now, I used to think the Bilderberger Group was made-up, then I found they were real, and a known entity... essentially a meeting of 100-150 of the world's most powerful and influential people. As to whether they form a conspiracy to run the world, I suppose that depends on how you define conspiracy. I suspect they are not as powerful as they'd like to be, or the world would probably run a bit more smoothly.


As for the Illuminati though, I've seen no evidence, and am therefore skeptical.
 

Is that the Halliburton Board?
 
It's all fun and games until they dominate the world with a mind of their own.

i knew i should have taken the blue pill.
 
If this Illuminati is so powerful, why haven't they already taken over the world. They must be even more bumbling idiots than Pinky and The Brain. :mrgreen:
 
If this Illuminati is so powerful, why haven't they already taken over the world. They must be even more bumbling idiots than Pinky and The Brain. :mrgreen:

Of course, the standard conspiracy theorist answer that is either A) Its gonna happen...real soon (repeat for 40+ years), or B) They already have taken over the world, but the sheeple are too blind to see it!!!11!!
 




Believe me, nobody wants to find it....
 
Of course, the standard conspiracy theorist answer that is either A) Its gonna happen...real soon (repeat for 40+ years), or B) They already have taken over the world, but the sheeple are too blind to see it!!!11!!

Of course! So simple! :lol:
 
Of course, the standard conspiracy theorist answer that is either A) Its gonna happen...real soon (repeat for 40+ years), or B) They already have taken over the world, but the sheeple are too blind to see it!!!11!!

Yup - the Harold Camping philosophy of the end of days.

Worked about as well for him!
 
Of course! So simple! :lol:

And if someone disproves you, then you: A) Accuse the person of being part of "THEM!!!", followed by B) Divert with a new conspiracy.

It is so easy to be a conspiracy theorist, you can say crazy things and never ever have to prove it, instead, you can ask the normal people to disprove you!
 

Lol! Yes, I've come to realize that. Normally I don't even visit this section of the forum.
 
Lol! Yes, I've come to realize that. Normally I don't even visit this section of the forum.

It's like going to the zoo and watching the monkeys hump and masturbate, charming and funny for a while, but it gets old...
 
It's like going to the zoo and watching the monkeys hump and masturbate, charming and funny for a while, but it gets old...

Sadly, not for the monkeys.....
 
Very disappointed with these poll numbers.

7 people who voted to support the illuminati are puppets of the devil.
 
Very disappointed with these poll numbers.

7 people who voted to support the illuminati are puppets of the devil.


I'm sad that some people believe all this conspiro-wank and let it mess with their heads?
 
Very disappointed with these poll numbers.

7 people who voted to support the illuminati are puppets of the devil.


Yeah, one can see how Equal Rights for women and gender quality would be bedrock for Satan. :roll:

Course you do know that which created all things is Pulling Satan's Strings.....Right?

Yet I am willing to bet that you haven't discovered how much Satan fears mankind and what is Pure evil.
 
Drunk?! I'll show you drunk round two!!!

ALL HAIL THE DARK PRINCE, SANTAAAAA!!!! (hit 'em with some radio disney satan brah? Oh you know it, when the baby jesus comes to save the day, let andy rehfeldt take care of that nonsense, turn that frown upside dowwwnnn)


(nsfw ever in the world of work, or children, blatant satanic stuff. OH NO THE ILLUMINATI PUT ON THIS SHOW!!) INCIPIT SATANNN I MEAN SANTAAA

Real version for the baby jesus

I'm doing the devils work again. Someone smite me. \m/ \m/
 
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