The War on Christmas

[ecofarm]

Are we not doing it this year?

 

[Mr Person]

I dunno. We whipped its ass last year. If it manages to stand up before 12/20, we can go another round.

 

[Lursa]

My "holier-than-thou" tank isnt back from the armorer yet.

 

[Daisy]

I think by now most people know Christmas has nothing to do with Christ and those who celebrate do so for selfish reasons other than faith...

 

[Old 'N Chill]

 

[Craig234]

The war on Christmas is like a tax on idiocy. Democrats are on the side of the people, Republicans are at war with the people, and so Republicans need something to say to get people's vote. SO they invent the lie that Democrats are at war with Christmas to get idiots to say, "I like Christmas! How dare Democrats attack it?" So Republicans can take all the power and wealth, having the idiots cheer them on.

 

[uptower]

I think by now most people know Christmas has nothing to do with Christ and those who celebrate do so for selfish reasons other than faith...

True. So everyone, happy Christhannukamadan.

Of course now Trump claims to have "won" it, it would be politically incorrect to suggest the Great Leader's work is incomplete.

 

[ecofarm]

I think by now most people know Christmas has nothing to do with Christ and those who celebrate do so for selfish reasons other than faith...

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Take it, tree killers. What you got?

 

[Mr Person]

:shrug:





















What?

 

[ElChupacabra]

Are we not doing it this year?

I am. I burned down some Christmas trees today. I also staged a protest at the company holiday party too; just for good measure. Not even the Festivus people are spared my wrath.

 

[ecofarm]

I am. I burned down some Christmas trees today. I also staged a protest at the company holiday party too; just for good measure. Not even the Festivus people are spared my wrath.

Always someone's gotta take it too far; leave Festivus alone.

 

[Old 'N Chill]

The war on Christmas is like a tax on idiocy. Democrats are on the side of the people, Republicans are at war with the people, and so Republicans need something to say to get people's vote. SO they invent the lie that Democrats are at war with Christmas to get idiots to say, "I like Christmas! How dare Democrats attack it?" So Republicans can take all the power and wealth, having the idiots cheer them on.

Republicans, even Trump, deal with fear and threats. They scare their jellyfish followers with the meanies of Democrats,iimmigrants, non-whites and non-Christians. The base is so ignorant and gullible they swallow anything shoved down their throats by their leaders/dictators.

 

[ElChupacabra]

Always someone's gotta take it too far; leave Festivus alone.

No. People celebrating holidays is people celebrating holidays. I'm an equal opportunity holiday disruptor.

 

[Craig234]

Republicans, even Trump, deal with fear and threats. They scare their jellyfish followers with the meanies of Democrats,iimmigrants, non-whites and non-Christians. The base is so ignorant and gullible they swallow anything shoved down their throats by their leaders/dictators.

It's true. They get so convinced that things like immigration and Muslims are such crises that threaten civilization, that they are completely loyal to the Republicans and don't care what they do wrong. To them it's like having a sailor throw them a rope while they're drowning and asking what the sailor's politics are. Many are kept in a state of constant paranoia to keep them loyal.

 

[ecofarm]

No. People celebrating holidays is people celebrating holidays. I'm an equal opportunity holiday disruptor.

It's the War on Christmas, not the War on Holidays. We're happy to have your help, but we're gonna have to ask you to stay focused.

 

[ElChupacabra]

It's the War on Christmas, not the War on Holidays. We're happy to have your help, but we're gonna have to ask you to stay focused.

ok fine. I was going to kick a few Salvation Army buckets with those obnoxious Santas anyway.

 

[beefheart]

Are we not doing it this year?

Axial tilt is the reason for the season!

 

[CaughtInThe]

i had a war on some Christmas lights this year. damn fuses.

 

[trixare4kids]

Are we not doing it this year?

 

[Jredbaron96]

We attack at dawn.

 

[ecofarm]

 

[ecofarm]

i had a war on some Christmas lights this year. damn fuses.

Christmas lights are landfills waiting to happen.

 

[Redress]

I was going to war on xmas, but then I decided I preferred to take a nap.

 

[Drawdown]

ok fine. I was going to kick a few Salvation Army buckets with those obnoxious Santas anyway.

Debit cards will eventually kill the bell ringers.

 

[ElChupacabra]

Debit cards will eventually kill the bell ringers.

Interesting you mention that because just yesterday I was thinking about how carrying cash affects pan handlers. I had been approached twice during my walk, and I had no cash to give due to the fact I don't carry around cash that often.