The reason chainsaws were invented (1 Viewer)

[Nomad4Ever]

Saw this little "fun" fact today. Decided to inflict it upon all of you as well. Sorry.

In short, at this time in history, C-sections were incredibly dangerous, often resulting in the death of either or both the mother and child in the process. For this reason, C-sections were more generally a last resort following the exhaustion of all other options.2

Far more common during this period in history was the surgical procedure of the symphysiotomy. During this procedure, the pubic symphysis, which is a joint above the vulva covered and connected by cartilage and reinforced by ligaments and tendons, is severed to widen the pelvis and make the childbirth process a bit more likely to occur.

In comes the chainsaw. In the late 18th century, 2 Scottish doctors, John Aitken and James Jeffray, developed a prototype of the chainsaw—familiar today in the timber industry—for symphysiotomy and the excision of diseased bone.2,4

The design of the chainsaw was based on a watch chain with teeth that moved through the use of a hand-crank. This meant that although the mother may not have looked down to see her doctor holding a version of the chainsaw we know today, she would instead see her doctor furiously cranking a chainsaw against her vulva.

Fun Fact: Unfortunately, Chainsaws Were Invented for Childbirth

Although childbirth remains a difficult, often stressful experience for mothers, the advent of opioid medications for labor pain relief and the use of appropriate sanitation methods has made childbirth far safer for mothers than was possible during previous periods in history.

www.pharmacytimes.com

 

[Sven Karma]

Yeah DP does sometimes need an option other than 'like'

 

[Bok Tuklo]

Oh man. I did not need to read that.

 

[Superfly]

Saw this little "fun" fact today. Decided to inflict it upon all of you as well. Sorry.

Fun Fact: Unfortunately, Chainsaws Were Invented for Childbirth

Although childbirth remains a difficult, often stressful experience for mothers, the advent of opioid medications for labor pain relief and the use of appropriate sanitation methods has made childbirth far safer for mothers than was possible during previous periods in history.

www.pharmacytimes.com

And that is still not as bad as what the GOP is doing to our reproductive system today.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Saw this little "fun" fact today. Decided to inflict it upon all of you as well. Sorry.

Fun Fact: Unfortunately, Chainsaws Were Invented for Childbirth

Although childbirth remains a difficult, often stressful experience for mothers, the advent of opioid medications for labor pain relief and the use of appropriate sanitation methods has made childbirth far safer for mothers than was possible during previous periods in history.

www.pharmacytimes.com

Well that's kind of like what they use to cut off casts being the forebearer of the oscillating tool.

Just not as gruesome.
I don't know how I ever did without one.

 

[Checkerboard Strangler]

Now I fully understand Dr. McCoy's outrage in the Star Trek movies.



"Drilling HOLES in his head is not the answer!"

 

[Nomad4Ever]

Oh man. I did not need to read that.

Don’t worry. I’ve got plenty more where that came from.

Have you ever happened to wondered what female hyenas do to give birth with their elongated clit penises?

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

Don’t worry. I’ve got plenty more where that came from.

Have you ever happened to wondered what female hyenas do to give birth with their elongated clit penises?

I'm good on that myself.

 

[Nomad4Ever]

I'm good on that myself.

I’m glad you asked.

So since female hyenas have their birth canal in their clit penis, the canal is only about an inch wide at best. The narrow passage results in as high as 60% of newborns suffocating before they make it out as the birthing process can last as long as 48h. Females often have to use their teeth to rip their own dick/clit off to get the baby out or sometimes it just explodes if it’s too small, killing the mother.

Basically imagine giving birth to a human child through your dick.

Proof if there ever was any that life is not the result of intelligent design lol.

 

[Chock Full o Nuts]

I’m glad you asked.

So since female hyenas have their birth canal in their clit penis, the canal is only about an inch wide at best. The narrow passage results in as high as 60% of newborns suffocating before they make it out as the birthing process can last as long as 48h. Females often have to use their teeth to rip their own dick/clit off to get the baby out or sometimes it just explodes if it’s too small, killing the mother.

Basically imagine giving birth to a human child through your dick.

Proof if there ever was any that life is not the result of intelligent design lol.

I said I was good!?

 

[Fearandloathing]

Saw this little "fun" fact today. Decided to inflict it upon all of you as well. Sorry.

Fun Fact: Unfortunately, Chainsaws Were Invented for Childbirth

Although childbirth remains a difficult, often stressful experience for mothers, the advent of opioid medications for labor pain relief and the use of appropriate sanitation methods has made childbirth far safer for mothers than was possible during previous periods in history.

www.pharmacytimes.com

Most of the hand tools used in electronics were born in a dentists office.

 

[Bok Tuklo]

Don’t worry. I’ve got plenty more where that came from.

Have you ever happened to wondered what female hyenas do to give birth with their elongated clit penises?

If I say yes, will you stop?

 

[Binary_Digit]

 

[911Sparky]

I’m glad you asked.

So since female hyenas have their birth canal in their clit penis, the canal is only about an inch wide at best. The narrow passage results in as high as 60% of newborns suffocating before they make it out as the birthing process can last as long as 48h. Females often have to use their teeth to rip their own dick/clit off to get the baby out or sometimes it just explodes if it’s too small, killing the mother.

Basically imagine giving birth to a human child through your dick.

Proof if there ever was any that life is not the result of intelligent design lol.

Must not be too bad, have you ever heard the phrase "laughing hyena"?

 

[Loulit01]

Don’t worry. I’ve got plenty more where that came from.

Have you ever happened to wondered what female hyenas do to give birth with their elongated clit penises?

Every day. Never did figure it out.

 

[Integrityrespec]

Saw this little "fun" fact today. Decided to inflict it upon all of you as well. Sorry.

Fun Fact: Unfortunately, Chainsaws Were Invented for Childbirth

Although childbirth remains a difficult, often stressful experience for mothers, the advent of opioid medications for labor pain relief and the use of appropriate sanitation methods has made childbirth far safer for mothers than was possible during previous periods in history.

www.pharmacytimes.com

Yeah, such simple things as washing hands and sterilizing instruments.

 

[instagramsci]

I’m glad you asked.

So since female hyenas have their birth canal in their clit penis, the canal is only about an inch wide at best. The narrow passage results in as high as 60% of newborns suffocating before they make it out as the birthing process can last as long as 48h. Females often have to use their teeth to rip their own dick/clit off to get the baby out or sometimes it just explodes if it’s too small, killing the mother.

Basically imagine giving birth to a human child through your dick.

Proof if there ever was any that life is not the result of intelligent design lol.

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