The name something stupid that you can do and most people can't thread

[Tucker Case]

and if you fart too much, it may mean that you've got a kind of anus cancer

I've been checked for that, but the doctor performed the scope with both hands on my shoulders.... is that normal?

 

[jallman]

I've been checked for that, but the doctor performed the scope with both hands on my shoulders.... is that normal?

Well, to me it is...not sure about how normal it is to anyone else except maybe NCFY. :mrgreen:

 

[Oftencold]

I can make my innie belly button an outie. I push my abs very hard and it pops out.

I do it for my friends and they say, "Turkey's done!" Then they talk about how disgusting it is.

You probably have a small abdominal hernia. This is where the abdominal wall ruptures and the intestines partly flow out through the fissure. This often occurs at the navel.

While they can grow over time, with a small loop of intestine residing more of less constantly in the resultant pouch, the condition, while mildly disfiguring, in not is not generally life threatening, unless the intestine should become infarcted and then necrotic.

As long as no great pressure is being placed at any time on the abdominal viscera, say by hard contraction of the abdominal muscles -- oh, wait, never mind.

Just forget I said anything.

 

[Oftencold]

That sounds painful, I will never do it again.

It becomes involuntary over time, as the rupture grows.

Seriously, though, you may want to bring this up with your doctor. (Be sure to show him about the "turkey's done" shtick. A video might make you the hit of his office's 2009 Christmas party!)

By the way, did you know that Bill Cosby did a stand up piece that is very similar to your description, about having an umbilical hernia as a kid. He used to show it to his friends as a trick.

 

[Tecumseh1]

I can sleep for 24+ hours at once.

 

[Oftencold]

I can sleep for 24+ hours at once.

?!

That also may signal an underlying health issue.

 

[Tucker Case]

?!

That also may signal an underlying health issue.

Narco-sleepy?

 

[Oftencold]

Narco-sleepy?

Possibly a form of narcolepsy. I'm out of my depth here. But as I understand it, one should be able to sleep for 24 hours straight.

 

[Iriemon]

Turn my tounge completely upside down without using my fingers. Kinda stupid, but has certain benefits.

Also, move one eye independently of the other. No benefit I can perceive.

 

[Thorgasm]

Possibly a form of narcolepsy. I'm out of my depth here. But as I understand it, one should be able to sleep for 24 hours straight.

A dog would fix that. :mrgreen:

 

[bub]

I can get creampied by a girl and then kiss her until I puke everywhere in the bathroom, and without hangover

 

[Tucker Case]

I can get creampied...

:shock:

I think I see a transaltion problem here. Or I watch too much porn.

 

[Thorgasm]

:shock:

I think I see a transaltion problem here. Or I watch too much porn.

I think he meant snowballed. :shock:

:rofl

 

[bub]

:shock:

I think I see a transaltion problem here. Or I watch too much porn.

I think he meant snowballed. :shock:

:rofl

:shock: indeed, I've checked that in a dictionary and it's not exactly what I wanted to say (though I'd not be against that - the other way naturally) :shock:

I was trying to eat tiramisu (a kind of italian dessert) and apparently I was a bit too slow and she had drank a bit too much so she took it in her hand and spread it on my face...like when people throw a creampie on each other